THE TIE HAS BEEN BROKEN
NYAN goes the dynamite! A streak of buttrainbows crosses the sky! Narwhals cause a commotion, and they're really putin on a show. Aforementioned horse tastes just like raisins, and a duck attacks it for its grapes and sweet lemonade. Vlad should have known winter was coming, and he is discontented. Even his diamond abs are assaulted by a goat who craves that mineral.
When the smoke finally settled, it became apparent that the only victor was Chuck Norris, but that's none of my business.