CYOIOT

Attack Putin with his one weakness: Memes. Why would he have banned them if they weren't his kryptonite?
This, this, a thousand times this.
 
THE TIE HAS BEEN BROKEN

NYAN goes the dynamite! A streak of buttrainbows crosses the sky! Narwhals cause a commotion, and they're really putin on a show. Aforementioned horse tastes just like raisins, and a duck attacks it for its grapes and sweet lemonade. Vlad should have known winter was coming, and he is discontented. Even his diamond abs are assaulted by a goat who craves that mineral.

When the smoke finally settled, it became apparent that the only victor was Chuck Norris, but that's none of my business.
 
Gulagify Russia and continue our Meme-Horde charge into Europe.
 
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