CYOIOT

[Double A]

You are a young nation, fresh off the submit new post button. "I will conquer the world," you say. "I will start today." But first, you must decide which nation you are.

1. Grorious Imperiar State of Mainrand Japan
2. Imperium of Manx
3. Jewhadi State of Israel
4. Neo Black Hole
5. Eastern Byzantine Empire
6. Papal States
7. Failed State of Egypt
8. Crusader Kingdom IV
9. Mother Russia
10. Polen
11. Republic of Texarkana
12. Annexed State of Catalonia
13. Swaziland
14. Piratewankia
15. Stanistan
16. Angola

 

[Double A]

you're welcome

 

[Mosher]

no angola/10

 

[Ailedhoo]

I pick option 2, leaded by Emperor Ronan of House Dhoo

 

[Double A]

no angola/10

you're right I was careless

 

[Omega124]

no angola/10

No women's republic of france/10

 

[Ailedhoo]

Join the Imperium as a noble Omega and serve your emperor will all your heart!

The Grand Duchy of Ireland needs a overseer to serve as my Grand Chancellor...

 

[Defacto]

Piratewankia because start with Yarrrr!

 

[Double A]

No women's republic of france/10

I couldn't do that narrative justice

 

[SouthernKing]

I demand that you run AAIOT first

 

[Double A]

Gonna assume that everyone who didn't say otherwise voted for option 1.

As Mainland Japan, you have many neighbors/enemies/victims, like those ridiculous Offshore Chinese, the Best Koreans, and Tibgia. Offshore China is by far the most powerful among these. There are also a slew of minors who could stand a good deal of "enlightenment." Your economy is weak, but shows promise. Fortunately, you have a ton of people, so your manpower is more than sufficient for any task you put them to. What should you first attempt?

1. Turn 1 invasion of Japan #yolo
2. Invade a minor
3. Diploannex a minor
4. Spam factories
5. Continue building the Great Wall of China
6. Make more babies

 

[Mosher]

I'm always down for making more babies

 

[Ailedhoo]

As the Imperium of Manx (and hence too godly to be cached along with option 1) conduct option 42: the invasion of Mainland Japan via usage of a combination of Viking longboats and bicycles.

 

[Polyblank]

Option 69: Kill all Storyist GMs and adopt Statist GMdom as our religion.

 

[Civ'ed]

turn 1 invasion

 

[NinjaCow64]

But how can we invade Japan when we are Japan?

The only other viable option is 6.

 

[Calgori]

Option 3

 

[Double A]

Make more babies wins.

Why improve your weak points when you can focus on one strong one and drown your enemies in blood and corpses? You now have told your people to focus primarily on having children, who you should be able to recruit as soldiers in as little as four years. Other developments have also gone on, of course, but they do not compare to the millions of children born. How will you secure their future?

1. Economic development
2. Invade a major power
3. Invade a minor power
4. Eat a minor power peacefully
5. So many babies that you'll cause a famine
6. (I dig my hole,) you build a wall

 

[Civ'ed]

Option 2. Genoside the populace.

 

[Ailedhoo]

Option 2: attack Mother Russia!