Baraki Cafe, Buenos Aires, Argentina; Friday, January 12, 2035, 5:30pm
"Your boss was a DIS spy?"
"Uh huh. And she got herself dragged out and shot for it. Now we're all under suspicion. Cristian, myself, everyone in that department." Enrique glanced over at where the others were chatting. "I'm freaking scared, man."
Jorge nodded in sympathy. "But... you're not guilty of anything, right?"
"Not funny, man."
"Sorry. Just checking."
The two of them made their way back to the table. Cristian, Rodrigo, and Pauwel had gotten into an argument over who was most likely to successfully hitchhike with various demographic groups. Baby-faced Rodrigo, it was universally assumed, would do well with elderly of both genders. Cristian's popularity with those of the female persuasion gave him an edge with fully half of those left. Right now the debate was on what qualities were most likely to lead to a successful hitchhike with families with children.
"You know what?" said Cristian, "It doesn't matter. I've got a good enough chance with enough people that I'd be halfway across the country before even one family stopped for any of you."
"Sounds like a bet," said Pauwel with a smile.
"Hell yeah. You know Matteo's in Santa Fe?"
"Sure, yeah."
"Bet you I'll get there first. No driving, or taxis."
"You're on. Everyone pays for drinks bought before they arrive?"
"Done. Starting when?"
There was a pause. Then everyone bolted for the door.
***
YPF Gas Station, Zarate, Argentina; Friday, January 12, 2035, 11:30pm
"Again?" Jorge asked as the others trooped disconsolately back inside.
"Yeah, trucker takes one look at us all badgering him and drives off."
"Hm." Jorge stuffed the remaining half of his sandwich back in his backpack and moved toward the door.
"Hey, where are you going?"
Jorge grinned, and walked out.
***
A highway outside Rosario, Argentina; Saturday, January 13, 2035, 7:00am
As the gentlemen was not going any further than Rosario, Jorge was once again left to his own devices. With 170 kilometres to go, he was still as stuck as the others. He hoped they were still in Zarate.
At 1 that afternoon, a convoy of trucks came up from the south. With a pang of dismay Jorge saw Enrique in the passenger seat of the lead truck, and Pauwel a few trucks back. Both waved at him cheerily.
He was waiting for another trucker to pull into the Enarsa gas station when Rodrigo limped up.
"You okay?"
"Yeah. Cristian and I caught a ride with a pair of truckers. They were headed to San Miguel, so we figured we'd get off as they passed through Santa Fe. Figures that my driver is the one to get in a really nasty accident."
"So that makes us the last two, huh?"
"Guess so."
"Want to grab a bite to eat?"
"Oh, hell yes. McDonald's?"
"Sure."
They split up after breakfast. Rodrigo headed west, Jorge east. Amazingly, after a full day of searching, neither of them found a ride (and both were beginning to dread the tab they'd be responsible for). Jorge was just setting up his tent when Rodrigo whooshed by on the back of a motorcycle. Jorge groaned, and mumbled, "Great. I suck at this."
And then he had an idea.
***
Casa Rosada, Buenos Aires, Argentina; Monday, January 15, 2035, 8:30am
Jorge was at his desk, whistling merrily. His cell phone rang.
"Hello?"
"Dude, it's Cristian. Are you okay?"
"Totally fine." Jorge assured them with glee. "Just got to work."
There was an explosion of shouting on the other end of the line. Eventually, order was restored.
"Dude, you are so dead. And you owe us $614.87."