Dawn of Russians
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TheNoob
Dank Memes
The world ended and the last of us here are trying our hardest to maintain relationships like the old days.
Our families are dead and we're starving. CK's soccer balls were deflated, my Lady Gaga album was stolen, and every DoC story was deleted.
Our families are dead and we're starving. CK's soccer balls were deflated, my Lady Gaga album was stolen, and every DoC story was deleted.
CaterpillarKing
Conqueror of Cacoons
Oh my soccer balls 
DKVM
Joker
Meanwhile, DKVM was sitting back drinking some lemonade because some men just want to watch ...... THE WORLD ...... BUUUURRRRRRNNNN!!!!!!! 
baseballpie
Deity
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VGL
Deity
And i was finally elected -not appointed- in a game. So only 2/3 of the world was burning. Meanwhile the rest where prospering.
TheNoob
Dank Memes
VGL has overthrown Putin, and is now the democratic ruler of the area that was once Russia
And he did that with 60% of the votes, while Putin only got 55%, that communist candidate got 20% and 5% nullified their votes, totalizing 140% of Russia's population. That's a lot of russians voting.
CaterpillarKing
Conqueror of Cacoons
Don't forget the 20% of bears.
Matthias I
The Just
They do not count because they were vodka drunk.
TheNoob
Dank Memes
I'm still waiting to be formally accepted into the Duma
Matthias I
The Just
With powers granted to me as president of Duma, I , Feodor Suvorov, am creating you, Mishka Noobeleev, as honorary member of the Duma until the next election take place.
TheNoob
Dank Memes
Woo happy days
Matthias I
The Just
It's only temporally.
DKVM
Joker
So it involves time travel?
Matthias I
The Just
Yes, indeed The Noob never left us and he is Putin in disguise.
CaterpillarKing
Conqueror of Cacoons
TheNoob
Dank Memes
My secret has been uncovered
Matthias I
The Just
The only thing that nobody knows is where Medvedev is.
