Death Test.

[CornMaster]

Go to: http://test.thespark.com/deathtest/
And take the Death Test.
---My Updated Death Test...With Proper Results---

You can expect to die on:

October 21, 2066
at the age of 84 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (26%)
Heart Attack (24%)
Horrible Accident (8%)
Contagious Disease (8%)
Confusion (6%)
Homicide (5%)

That's not bad.....but it's wrong.

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[This message has been edited by CornMaster (edited August 09, 2001).]

 

[spycatcher34]

AAAAAAAAHHHHH not another test!!!!
Okay so i took it so what im goin die on
August 16, 2050
Highest%Cancer (22%)

i'll miss u guys!
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[This message has been edited by spycatcher34 (edited August 08, 2001).]

 

[willemvanoranje]

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

September 3, 2061
at the age of 75 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (38%)
Heart Attack (27%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)


Interesting stats from the DeathTest:

9130439 people have taken the DeathTest.
of those, 54% were female and 46% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 145247 people claim to have leprosy.


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[VanillaCube]

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


May 26, 2003
at the age of 20 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (53%)
Heart Attack (13%)
Horrible Accident (6%)

I think it was because I marked Yes on I have Cancer

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[thedirk]

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

August 26, 2057
at the age of 82 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Top 3 are:
Heart Attack (23%)
Cancer (21%)
Alien Abduction (9%)

82 is not too bad, I guess.

 

[VanillaCube]

Yea at least YOU wont die in two year!

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[shadowdale]

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


April 14, 2061
at the age of 82 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Horrible Accident (15%)
Cancer (13%)
Alcoholism (12%)
Heart Attack (8%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Drowning (7%)
Homicide (6%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)

Hmmm I would have thought that Alcoholism would be much higher!!!!!!!!!!!

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No wait we are species 5618 and we got beer...... don't harm us!!!!!!

 

[goodbye_mr_bond]

Damn! 58 years old for me. Ah, what the heck... my doctor's been warning me about team sex for years. Guess it's about time to quit.

 

[vladmir_illych_lenin]

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

August 10, 2081 at the age of 93 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (31%)
Drowning (19%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Loneliness (7%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Heart Attack (6%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)

 

[RallyK]

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


July 12, 2054
at the age of 79 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (29%)
Cancer (15%)
Drowning (10%)
Homicide (6%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Auto-Fellatio (6%)

 

[Cunobelin Of Hippo]

September 29, 2087
at the age of 102 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (31%)
Heart Attack (28%)
Drowning (9%)
Alien Abduction (6%)

 

[Lefty Scaevola]

It choked on the part about me being 2,530 years old.

 

[Alcibiaties of Athenae]

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

February 13, 2048
at the age of 85 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (29%)
Heart Attack (23%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Contagious Disease (7%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)
Horrible Accident (5%)

Auto-Fellatio (6%)

Corn, would you care to explain this?

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[CornMaster]

Originally posted by Alcibiaties of Athenae:
Corn, would you care to explain this?

If I knew what it meant <IMG SRC="http://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/confused.gif" border=0>

I need to retake that test. I said that heart problems run in the family, this was an accident. No one in the family has heart problems. They are too drunk to realize they may have heart problems.<IMG SRC="http://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/smile.gif" border=0> (But really.....only one stroke. We have 3 VERY heavy drinkers. My grandmother (She almost died....but she hung on.

(I really HATE her)) and grandfather (on my mothers side) and my father. Back problems = Me, my mother and father. Hip problems = My grandfather and great-grandmother. But she's 92...so we can understand that one.

Her son had 3 major hip and back operations before she even had one

)

Now that is a lot of ('s!!!!!

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[thedirk]

Originally posted by Cunobelin Of Hippo:
September 29, 2087
at the age of 102 years old.

C of H, that's some serious life expectancy! I guess you will be the one to pass Civ on to the next generation.

 

[Cunobelin Of Hippo]

Actually, I thought it was a little on the short side

I guess I'll be running this place once all you guys are all rotting 6 feet under

Won't the Zulus get it then

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[Warlord56]

December 26, 2059
at the age of 72 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (25%)
Cancer (21%)
Electrolysis (16%)

Yay I get Christmas presents before I die(though they didn't count the apocalypse happening)

 

[gjts00]

12/30/2033, age 60, most likely cancer, least likely alcolholism.

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[VanillaCube]

Acording to this test I am the only one here that will NOT live for very long!
I will die at the age of 20 and everyone else here will die at least after 60!

I feel like one of those people that get killed at the begining of every horror episode!


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[Archbob]

June 29, 2063
at the age of 83 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (39%)
Heart Attack (13%)
Suicide (13%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Drowning (7%)

This is all not relevant since I plan to achieve immortality.

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