Ravellion
Prince
1) Never occupied by Spain as such, instead, Dutch nobles answered to the Hapsburg king for a relatively short while. The king really ticked the nobles off with the whole "all protestants must die" stuff, which led to the 80 years war, which bankrupted Spain and made us the richest country in Europe. Now THAT'S how you wage a war.ochopied by spain once , germany twice.

2) Germany occupied us only once thank you very much. We were neutral in WW1.
Of course, apart from these factual statements, maybe the better comeback would have been: "yeah, because this country is actually worth occupying for something other than a route to Norwegian oil!"
