Diplo for TNT

Admiral Kutzov · May 17, 2006

Did I ever tell you about the Trinity girls H.S. streaking incident?

POTKISS Deposed After Sordid Past Revealed

In breaking news, it was announced today that the Idiots were not having an orderly transfer of power due to nuptual planning. Lithographs have surfaced that clearly place former PotKISS at the scene of an infamous Academy post-cask race party, i.e the "Naked Nymphos Run for Fun". The images clearly depict a young PotKISS and several other lads sitting on a wall holding signs with numerals as several lithe young women streak past them.

Booti, can you "flesh" this out?

Kickbooti · May 17, 2006

Admiral Kutzov said:
POTKISS Deposed After Sordid Past Revealed

In breaking news, it was announced today that the Idiots were not having an orderly transfer of power due to nuptual planning. Lithographs have surfaced that clearly place former PotKISS at the scene of an infamous Academy post-cask race party, i.e the "Naked Nymphos Run for Fun". The images clearly depict a young PotKISS and several other lads sitting on a wall holding signs with numerals as several lithe young women streak past them.

Booti, can you "flesh" this out?

I live to serve :mischief:

Butterball · May 18, 2006

Whomp said:
Uh...well...hmm ... I figure I can tell you a story every five years or so. I think we're due.
Did I ever tell you about the Trinity girls H.S. streaking incident?

Sure I know all about that. That's not new "embelishment." I dont't think the Trinity girls were impressed either!!! :rolleyes:

BB

Whomp · May 18, 2006

Just so no one misses this buried in other threads..

We have more war!

Robi D said:
(Sent to scoutsout, Whomp and Tubby Rower)

Hi guys,

Just wanted to update up on the coming turn. After establishing an embassy, we took the oppertunity to have a bit of a poke around and found that the jungle cities were virtually unguarded but they had some pikes on the way to reenforce them (i guess they noticed our troop build up) so we have declered war this turn. And everything went to plan both cities attacked are under our control without the loss of any units on our side. Also a third city is under siege which we are confident of taking next turn (unless they raze it themselves). While not exactly as we planned in my talk with you scout and Whomp we felt there was a window of oppertunity to take the cities without challenge. I still believe this can work to your benifit as it will move troops away from their coast and centre towards the jungle.

As far as the capital goes (i think kuningas has sent the full rundown) i was pretty close in my guess. It should make you guys happy to find no ones home, it means if you can break their frontline you will rip through them in a few turns.
All the best
Robi D, acting Foreign Minister

In other news...

Butterball said:
Sure I know all about that. That's not new "embelishment." I dont't think the Trinity girls were impressed either!!!
BB

Oh.....hmmm....well :undecide:

according to a Trinity girl who works in my office it was quite a hit. They didn't get to see a lot of boys at school so... :groucho:

Admiral Kutzov · May 18, 2006

They didn't get to see a lot of boys at school so...

they really didn't comprehend the small size of the sample? :crazyeye:

scoutsout · May 18, 2006

What a spamfest. We ought to (publicly) ask the mods to lock our "TNT Diplomacy Thread", as we no longer need it.

gmaharriet · May 18, 2006

scoutsout said:
What a spamfest. We ought to (publicly) ask the mods to lock our "TNT Diplomacy Thread", as we no longer need it.

Um, I think THIS just about says it all. :lol:

donsig said:
Tnt would like an extension so we can find a new turn player. I'm fed up with this game.

Sir Bugsy · May 18, 2006

We should ask TNT to just give us all their cities and we'll be glad to put them out of their misery.

scoutsout · May 18, 2006

Or... Dancing Banana for peace... and spam settlers out of that food rich town?

Kickbooti · May 18, 2006

With Donsig's latest post I think we have a new and more noble task than returnign a lighter. Let us rescue Simon from the clutches of TNTism and introduce him to the welcoming arms of idiocy.

:ninja:

For Simon!

gmaharriet · May 18, 2006

Kickbooti said:
Let us rescue Simon from the clutches of TNTism and introduce him to the welcoming arms of idiocy.

Aye! and Tim Bentley as well.

Sir Bugsy · May 18, 2006

does Donsig = Simon?

gmaharriet · May 18, 2006

Sir Bugsy said:
does Donsig = Simon?

No, Simon has several names, including CareBear and an alphabet soup that begins with a "C". He's the diplo rep for TNT and inadvertently gives away lots of info to Whomp. He says Donsig doesn't listen to the rest of the team's input. :smug:

Daghdha · May 19, 2006

My Friends, let's enjoy the game and express our delight over how things develop, but please keep in mind that forums will go public.
This is not said in reference to anything written here, but to what can potentially be written.

Crakie · May 19, 2006

In that case, my message to future readers: Daghdha has poor bodily hygiene!

j/k You have a point Dagh... but I'm always a nice boy

Kickbooti · May 19, 2006

Daghdha said:
My Friends, let's enjoy the game and express our delight over how things develop, but please keep in mind that forums will go public.
This is not said in reference to anything written here, but to what can potentially be written.

Point well taken, and we should always be gentlemen and ladies (remember, E-Train is probably soaking this all in on Tubby's lap).

But...do people really go back and read all the posts? If so it means that either I'm a slow reader or the only one with a job (yes, working one day a week counts).

Whomp · May 19, 2006

Poor Simon....on another note MIA has told TNT we are headed north.

Spoiler :

Admiral Kutzov · May 19, 2006

I feel like we're whipping an abused puppy.

Well enough of that sensitive crap. let's finish this.

Oh, and in keeping in mind that these threads will be public someday, he who shall not be named II, is a wuss for bailing when things go bad.

Kickbooti · May 19, 2006

Admiral Kutzov said:
I feel like we're whipping an abused puppy.

I know what you mean. I hate to kick a man while he's down; but since we're there and since TNT is down...

jb1964 · May 20, 2006

Whomp said:
Poor Simon....on another note MIA has told TNT we are headed north.

Those farging bastages! :gripe:

I feel like we're whipping an abused puppy.

Short story... Two of my pals, Kral the Hairy and Metalhead Tom, constantly compete on the golf course. It's just short of full contact golf. Anyway, one day Kral is kicking MEtal's butt so bad that Kral actually begins to feel sorry. Metal nearly blows up and say, "Hey, when I'm down I don't want your damn sympathy! When I'm down you kick me harder."

What was unsaid was, "Because I would do the same to you."

We owe it to TNT to rip their shallow heart out and show it to MIA while it's still beating.

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