Diplo for TNT

jb1964 said:
Short story... Two of my pals, Kral the Hairy and Metalhead Tom, constantly compete on the golf course. It's just short of full contact golf. Anyway, one day Kral is kicking MEtal's butt so bad that Kral actually begins to feel sorry. Metal nearly blows up and say, "Hey, when I'm down I don't want your damn sympathy! When I'm down you kick me harder."

What was unsaid was, "Because I would do the same to you."

We owe it to TNT to rip their shallow heart out and show it to MIA while it's still beating.

:cry: That was beautiful Jb. I can't believe I was so selfish as to have considered feeling sorry for TNT. How awful of me. I'm a better person than that. As our SoDs grind forward, death by belt-sander for TNT is the least we can do to show our respect...
 
@JB: That was awesome! :thumbsup:
Kickbooti said:
I can't believe I was so selfish as to have considered feeling sorry for TNT. How awful of me.
Okay KB, here's your chance to make up for it, and sell me some 'ecclesiastical insurance'.... and that bit about "Thou shalt not covet they neighbor's wife." I totally got that part... no problem.

But let's say your buddy's got a wife/fiance/girlfriend... and she's just smokin' hhhhot.

Is there anything wrong with wondering if she's got a sister?
 
While we debate the various dilemmas of Scout's potential love life, let's start thinking about if TNT can't get their act together enough to complete the turns required to get wiped out. What happens then? Is there a precident?
 
scoutsout said:
@JB: That was awesome! :thumbsup: Okay KB, here's your chance to make up for it, and sell me some 'ecclesiastical insurance'.... and that bit about "Thou shalt not covet they neighbor's wife." I totally got that part... no problem.

But let's say your buddy's got a wife/fiance/girlfriend... and she's just smokin' hhhhot.

Is there anything wrong with wondering if she's got a sister?


Oh man, on a Saturday night too. I'm gonna hafta noodle on this one, and perhaps pull out my Biblica Hebraica Stutgartensia along with the Septuagent for some cross referencing and the Didace to check for early exegetical opinions.

And uh, knowing if your buddy's significan other is a wife or a fiance or a girlfriend makes a slight (read huge) difference. But I'll get back to you. Don't you worry about it.
 
While we debate the various dilemmas of Scout's potential love life, let's start thinking about if TNT can't get their act together enough to complete the turns required to get wiped out. What happens then? Is there a precident?

BLCG is now playing the game.

If they can't finish, an act of Meleet shall wipe them from the face of the planet.
 
If TNT vanishes in the blink of an eye what do we have?

Land grab for one. More cities needed to lower unit support costs. But how will this be viewed by D'nut. Frankly, I wouldn't want us as neighbors.

We're splt between two continents. Althgough we're strong compared to everyone what are the odds that D'nut and MIA agree that we must go?

Since I don't think this is likely I think we should still push ahead w/ getting MIA to research the upper techs. We will need to be generous to DNut in the short to mid term. We certainly want to remain the preferred trading partner.

Ya know, our flotilla has been getting a lot of attention. In the future a few boats floating in the rear of MIA/DNut could be a deterrant to an attack. Even if they were empty. Just a thought.
 
I think we are getting very close to the tipping point where we cannot be stopped. If we are able to either build or capture six to ten cities on the other continent, both teams together couldn't stop us. Our artillery is to the point now where we can fight a holding/skirmishing action on one front, while we go on the offensive on the other front. Both MIA and Donuts, while strong, could not sustain more than the loss of three or four towns and maintain an offensive against us.

That is why the next ten turns will be critical to the outcome of the game. If we can gain a substantial foothold (six => ten cities) on the other continent where we could not be easily shoved back into the sea, we can fight a two front war.
 
Kickbooti said:
Oh man, on a Saturday night too. I'm gonna hafta noodle on this one, and perhaps pull out my Biblica Hebraica Stutgartensia along with the Septuagent for some cross referencing and the Didace to check for early exegetical opinions.

And uh, knowing if your buddy's significan other is a wife or a fiance or a girlfriend makes a slight (read huge) difference. But I'll get back to you. Don't you worry about it.

You might want to try this source as well

Da Vinci Code Deciphered
 
I think we are getting very close to the tipping point where we cannot be stopped. If we are able to either build or capture six to ten cities on the other continent, both teams together couldn't stop us. Our artillery is to the point now where we can fight a holding/skirmishing action on one front, while we go on the offensive on the other front. Both MIA and Donuts, while strong, could not sustain more than the loss of three or four towns and maintain an offensive against us.
I agree with bugs (zounds). how do we put the pedal to the metal?
 
Sir Bugsy said:
I think we are getting very close to the tipping point where we cannot be stopped. If we are able to either build or capture six to ten cities on the other continent, both teams together couldn't stop us.

If we could hold either line, in the event of a two front war, and get a pillaging party through, or landed, then it really would be over. However, we don't have much in the way of fast movers.
 
I think right now we could fight a defensive war on both continents. Pillaging parties would be difficult against a human opponent because they won't ignor them like the AI does. Any war will be a slugfest. One must expect countermoves and deception that you wouldn't ordinarily face against the AI. This is the kind of stuff they study at the War College. What makes the other guy tick? What is the other guy going to do? What is the craziest thing the other guy could do and hurt us? You plan for every contingency and then go a littler farther. Perhaps we should start a contingency planning thread for a two front war.
 
There's something going on by a city called Mezza something so I've pm'd Robi to find out what the deal is. It seems MIA is up to something and they were also getting battle logs along the way.
Spoiler :

Whomp says:
looks like sir bugs agrees with you on refugees
Whomp says:
that's a big feather in your cap at kiss
jack the lad (Seth){Care Bear}, Rooooooney! says:
oh right, well i dunno how the refugee thing works
jack the lad (Seth){Care Bear}, Rooooooney! says:
provo approves of you joining tnt though........
Whomp says:
...
jack the lad (Seth){Care Bear}, Rooooooney! says:
he still hasnt been back
Whomp says:
just don't abandon everything ok?

jack the lad (Seth){Care Bear}, Rooooooney! says:
well were not going to abandon everything in one turn
jack the lad (Seth){Care Bear}, Rooooooney! says:
we're getting all our units ready to make a last stand
jack the lad (Seth){Care Bear}, Rooooooney! says:
LOTR style

Whomp says:
provo and donsig are big reasons this happened to tnt
jack the lad (Seth){Care Bear}, Rooooooney! says:
i think donovan zoi in one of his few posts came up with the idea of gifting you the rest of our cities
Whomp says:
hmm
jack the lad (Seth){Care Bear}, Rooooooney! says:
im not going too
Whomp says:
not sure that's in the spirit of the game
jack the lad (Seth){Care Bear}, Rooooooney! says:
nutters offered peace as well the other turn
Whomp says:
for what?
jack the lad (Seth){Care Bear}, Rooooooney! says:
erm our silk city and provobomb
Whomp says:
isn't that your last lux?
jack the lad (Seth){Care Bear}, Rooooooney! says:
we dont have any lux
jack the lad (Seth){Care Bear}, Rooooooney! says:
road got cut
Whomp says:
ouch
jack the lad (Seth){Care Bear}, Rooooooney! says:
i dunno why though but were not doing so badly
Whomp says:
lux at 30-40%?
jack the lad (Seth){Care Bear}, Rooooooney! says:
probably
jack the lad (Seth){Care Bear}, Rooooooney! says:
might be entertainers instead not sure
Whomp says:
saw unabomb was on fire
jack the lad (Seth){Care Bear}, Rooooooney! says:
yer well thats cos we moved all the units out of there a few turns ago
jack the lad (Seth){Care Bear}, Rooooooney! says:
and then sold up
jack the lad (Seth){Care Bear}, Rooooooney! says:
and i couldnt be arsed dealin with it
Whomp says:
the units wouldn't matter in republic
jack the lad (Seth){Care Bear}, Rooooooney! says:
selling of buildings to keep happy does though
Whomp says:
right
jack the lad (Seth){Care Bear}, Rooooooney! says:
i think before donsig was just abandoning without selling what was in the cities
Whomp says:
no surprise

jack the lad (Seth){Care Bear}, Rooooooney! says:
anywhoo, game should be over soon
Whomp says:
you going to join another team, us?
jack the lad (Seth){Care Bear}, Rooooooney! says:
not sure, if i was gonna join would probably be kiss if you'd have me
Whomp says:
we'll have you
jack the lad (Seth){Care Bear}, Rooooooney! says:
but dunno if id be little more than a lurker
Whomp says:
you'd learn a lot i'd think
Whomp says:
about life too
jack the lad (Seth){Care Bear}, Rooooooney! says:
like who is better bruce lee or chuck norris
jack the lad (Seth){Care Bear}, Rooooooney! says:
i am just talking to myself the majority of the time in tnt forum
Whomp says:
you'll have plenty of people to talk to at kiss
Whomp says:
we have about 25-30 actives
Whomp says:
from 14 to 67
Whomp says:
years old
jack the lad (Seth){Care Bear}, Rooooooney! says:
guessed, dont mind that theres no-one to talk too
jack the lad (Seth){Care Bear}, Rooooooney! says:
just wouldnt mind someone giving me a bit of advice
jack the lad (Seth){Care Bear}, Rooooooney! says:
greekguy helps but thats it
jack the lad (Seth){Care Bear}, Rooooooney! says:
vind is fairly usefull in the WA thread i guess...
Whomp says:
vind, you and greekguy would work for us
Whomp says:
not so sure about the others
Whomp says:
they don't fit the mold
jack the lad (Seth){Care Bear}, Rooooooney! says:
vind doesnt do much else except WA though
Whomp says:
you can start your own WA game at kiss
jack the lad (Seth){Care Bear}, Rooooooney! says:
lol, got one everywhere
jack the lad (Seth){Care Bear}, Rooooooney! says:
dont even like them!
jack the lad (Seth){Care Bear}, Rooooooney! says:
also how in contact is KISS with the nutters?
Whomp says:
eh?
jack the lad (Seth){Care Bear}, Rooooooney! says:
as in have the nutters told you what theyve seen on our continent?
Whomp says:
we've shared some info
jack the lad (Seth){Care Bear}, Rooooooney! says:
recently?
jack the lad (Seth){Care Bear}, Rooooooney! says:
like last 2/3 turns
Whomp says:
fairly
Whomp says:
yes
jack the lad (Seth){Care Bear}, Rooooooney! says:
ok good
Whomp says:
why do you ask?
jack the lad (Seth){Care Bear}, Rooooooney! says:
wonderin what you was planning on doing about it
Whomp says:
about which city?
jack the lad (Seth){Care Bear}, Rooooooney! says:
hmm?
Whomp says:
it?
jack the lad (Seth){Care Bear}, Rooooooney! says:
which city are you talking about?
Whomp says:
exactly
jack the lad (Seth){Care Bear}, Rooooooney! says:
huh?
Whomp says:
well there's a few cities really
jack the lad (Seth){Care Bear}, Rooooooney! says:
tnt cities?
Whomp says:
yes
jack the lad (Seth){Care Bear}, Rooooooney! says:
oh right wasnt talkin about our cities
Whomp says:
oh
Whomp says:
then i'll have to ask donut what "it" is
Whomp says:
unless you want to tell me instead
jack the lad (Seth){Care Bear}, Rooooooney! says:
no cos would somehow get back to mia and then they start whining and sending me PM's
jack the lad (Seth){Care Bear}, Rooooooney! says:
just ask em about tnt city 'mezza whatever keep'
Whomp says:
did you gift them a city?
jack the lad (Seth){Care Bear}, Rooooooney! says:
no, there not getting sweet FA from me
jack the lad (Seth){Care Bear}, Rooooooney! says:
even though they asked!
Whomp says:
do they have units around Mezza whatever keep?
jack the lad (Seth){Care Bear}, Rooooooney! says:
im not playin 20 questions
Whomp says:
why it's fun
:mischief:
jack the lad (Seth){Care Bear}, Rooooooney! says:
well im not gonna tell you cos last time i mentioned something to do with a boat to you, fee through a massive hissy fit
Whomp says:
well it was his boat
jack the lad (Seth){Care Bear}, Rooooooney! says:
well then you'll understand why i cant say anything here
Whomp says:
ok so i have to pm Donut?
jack the lad (Seth){Care Bear}, Rooooooney! says:
dont have too, theres probably not much you can do about it
jack the lad (Seth){Care Bear}, Rooooooney! says:
but can if you want yer
Whomp says:
there's always something to do about something if it threatens our national security
jack the lad (Seth){Care Bear}, Rooooooney! says:
i guess in a way it might
Whomp says:
then i need to know
Whomp says:
so i'll dial them up
jack the lad (Seth){Care Bear}, Rooooooney! says:
mia are getting annoyed with us again
jack the lad (Seth){Care Bear}, Rooooooney! says:
because were refusing to send battle logs to them

Whomp says:
and what will they do about it? :rolleyes:
jack the lad (Seth){Care Bear}, Rooooooney! says:
there pms get pretty annoyinhg
Whomp says:
i can imagine
jack the lad (Seth){Care Bear}, Rooooooney! says:
especially the one about renaming the save
Whomp says:
that could've been handled in a pm..
jack the lad (Seth){Care Bear}, Rooooooney! says:
well it was in the thread
Whomp says:
i know i saw it
jack the lad (Seth){Care Bear}, Rooooooney! says:
and then when i did it wrong again
jack the lad (Seth){Care Bear}, Rooooooney! says:
it was in PM
jack the lad (Seth){Care Bear}, Rooooooney! says:
and i forgot what turn it was so i just sent the nutters a battle log email
 
Robi just pm'd me that MIA is not on Battle Island. That's what Simon was talking about "Mezza something". I wonder if it's in the way?
 
I bet that MIA has created a human shield around a TNT city.
 
Simon of TNT has proposed some sort of a mano-a-mano head-on slugfest, where they tell us where their troops are concentrated if we agree to meet them there and fight head on. I'm not so sure it's a hot idea... but here's the chat:

Spoiler :
jack the lad (Seth){Care Bear}, how can you revise english??? says:
anywhoo, theres been talk between me and greekguy (TNT) if we sent you an invitation for a final stand would KISS come or burn the rest of TNT first?
scoutsout says:
I'm not sure I follow you... what is it you're inviting us to do?
jack the lad (Seth){Care Bear}, how can you revise english??? says:
well if we tell you where all our troops are, will you bring all your troops to fight them, or just go raze everything else first?
jack the lad (Seth){Care Bear}, how can you revise english??? says:
also what level is your SGOTM on again?
scoutsout says:
The SGOTM is at Emperor level...though this tweaked out Barbarian AI feels a little tougher than Emperor...
Mistfit says:
and will be much tougher once we get to the real action of the barb island
scoutsout says:
So what you're saying is that you're inviting us to a head-on showdown where our troops meet head-to-head?
jack the lad (Seth){Care Bear}, how can you revise english??? says:
pretty much yeah
Mistfit says:
It will be a clash of run away civs
scoutsout says:
I'll post the idea in the thread...
jack the lad (Seth){Care Bear}, how can you revise english??? says:
and also what are your plans for our keep city?
scoutsout says:
So what's in it for you? Just a chance for one more good battle?
jack the lad (Seth){Care Bear}, how can you revise english??? says:
yer better to go out with a bang than a wimper
jack the lad (Seth){Care Bear}, how can you revise english??? says:
plus we might win
scoutsout says:
You might win the battle... true enough. I mean no disrespect... but I don't think your chances in the war look quite so bright.
jack the lad (Seth){Care Bear}, how can you revise english??? says:
lol yer
jack the lad (Seth){Care Bear}, how can you revise english??? says:
hasnt stopped us talking about who we want as refugees when you lose
scoutsout says:

Mistfit says:
when we lose?
jack the lad (Seth){Care Bear}, how can you revise english??? says:
yup
Mistfit says:
ah
Mistfit says:
well boys I gotta
Mistfit says:
I will talk at you all later
scoutsout says:
Take it easy Mistfit!
jack the lad (Seth){Care Bear}, how can you revise english??? says:
lol cyas

Mistfit has left the conversation.

jack the lad (Seth){Care Bear}, how can you revise english??? says:
also what are your plans for our keep city
jack the lad (Seth){Care Bear}, how can you revise english??? says:
just i dont fancy spending 2 weeks just pressing enter
scoutsout says:
I am not sure... I would have thought we would have started keeping cities by now...
jack the lad (Seth){Care Bear}, how can you revise english??? says:
its our silk city
jack the lad (Seth){Care Bear}, how can you revise english??? says:
and far away from the rest of them
scoutsout says:
So is that where you want us to meet you for the big slugfest?
jack the lad (Seth){Care Bear}, how can you revise english??? says:
just can you abandon your capital, if not then id prefer to abandon it before our core is completly gone
jack the lad (Seth){Care Bear}, how can you revise english??? says:
no
jack the lad (Seth){Care Bear}, how can you revise english??? says:
DB or Dyanopolis, its upto you
scoutsout says:
I'll post your idea for the head-on collision in the team thread. Whomp or I can catch up with you if we see a consensus form on the idea (one way or the other).
 
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