discovery channel

[robo-snickers]

have you ever watched the discovery channel or a movie about animals at school and its a "mating" section and it shows the animals "mating"

so why is okay to watch animal porn in school but not ok to watch human porn?

 

[LightFang]

Because it's educational. Presumably you're supposed to get like no interest out of animals mating so yeah.

 

[Japanrocks12]

because when you can learn from it, then it isn't porn?

 

[azzaman333]

Its a secret ploy to get you aroused by animals doing it.

 

[LucyDuke]

It doesn't turn you on, does it, robo?

 

[robo-snickers]

It doesn't turn you on, does it, robo?

only if there are monkeys

 

[azzaman333]

That's understandable then.

 

[Japanrocks12]

It doesn't turn you on, does it, robo?

only when the animals mating are both actually human

 

[LightFang]

No, he said that monkeys turned him on. I don't think that's understandable though. I mean, sure, they're what, 99% the same DNA-wise, but man, that 1% difference is all the difference in the world.

 

[azzaman333]

No, he said that monkeys turned him on. I don't think that's understandable though. I mean, sure, they're what, 99% the same DNA-wise, but man, that 1% difference is all the difference in the world.

They're just hairy humans, or at least close enough.

 

[robo-snickers]

No, he said that monkeys turned him on. I don't think that's understandable though. I mean, sure, they're what, 99% the same DNA-wise, but man, that 1% difference is all the difference in the world.

go to oakland, you will see where i am coming from

 

[Japanrocks12]

go to oakland, you will see where i am coming from

oh. only bonobos then. Bonobos are the swingers of the rest of the animal kingdom.

 

[azzaman333]

oh. only bonobos then. Bonobos are the swingers of the rest of the animal kingdom.

Wiki agrees.

Sexual intercourse plays a major role in Bonobo society, being used as a greeting, a means of conflict resolution and post-conflict reconciliation, and as favors traded by the females in exchange for food. Bonobos are the only non-human apes to have been observed engaging in all of the following sexual activities: face-to-face genital sex (most frequently female-female, then male-female and male-male), tongue kissing, and oral sex. In scientific literature, the female-female sex is often referred to as GG rubbing or genital-genital rubbing, while male-male sex is sometimes referred to as penis fencing.

 

[robo-snickers]

because when you can learn from it, then it isn't porn?

well i have learned some of my best moves from human porn

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

I listen to the Bloodhound Gang, does that count?

 

[LightFang]

well i have learned some of my best moves from human porn

I thought a master like you would have no need for porn.

Have you been learning anything from watching animals? Maybe how to properly doggy-style?

 

[Tee Kay]

Of course porn is educational. Everything is educational as far as I'm concerned. Typing this is educational. (no I'm not being sarcastic).

 

[azzaman333]

I thought a master like you would have no need for porn.

Have you been learning anything from watching animals? Maybe how to properly doggy-style?

Even a master sometimes needs new ideas, and refinement of technique.

 

[robo-snickers]

I thought a master like you would have no need for porn.

Have you been learning anything from watching animals? Maybe how to properly doggy-style?

its always fun to copy what the people on TV are doing its like a game
but animals do the same thing over and over and the rinos and horses make me jealous

 

[El_Machinae]

Discovery Channel is educational. I'd assume that people would be okay with you learning about human sexuality too, especially in detail. We discourage teens from watching human sex, though, because it (theoretically) makes it harder to resist the urges towards sex. I don't buy it, though at the fringes it might be true (maybe there's a slightly increased delayed horniness from watching sex, but we've heard about men being turned on by ankles peaking from underneath a burka).

I'd rather teens be educated about the process anyway, to reduce the ability to screw it up.