Discussion about Prince Philip (from Random Raves)

Legend says he can only die once he's insulted every nationality on Earth.

"Ahh, the ambassador from Fiji! Finally I can die, you spear-throwing pig-humper!" -Frankie Boyle doing an impression of Prince Phillip on Mock the Week
 
He did active naval service in WW2 and received a medal for valour (a career which he had to give up as consort to the Sovereign), developed the sport of carriage driving, founded the Duke of Edinburgh awards (which have gone on to help countless numbers of British teenagers) and has spent literal decades at the Queen's side, involved in thousands of public and charitable engagements.

Whether or not any of that impresses you is a different issue.
Okay, the naval service counts. I've never heard of carriage driving as a sport. Is it elite and snooty like dressage, or is it more like the chariot races in Ben-Hur? Is it likely to show up at the Olympics, even as a demonstration event?

By most accounts, the Queen is an excellent conversationalist, so presumably she's the funniest in the Royal Family.

Prince Charles is usually seen as being stuffy, interfering or somewhat boring, charges that are not usually levied at Prince Philip.
Waaay back in the '80s, I read a couple of books by Stephen Barry, who was Prince Charles' valet before he married Diana. One of the anecdotes he related was about the palace fire drills. Apparently one of the maids ran up to the Queen, upset because Princess Margaret refused to get out of bed to take part.

Whereupon Her Majesty said, "Well, she'll just have to burn, won't she?".

Who is this guy anyway..
The husband of the woman who appears on our $20 bill and on every coin.

I suspect a lot more plastic is going to be used when Charles takes over. I sure don't want to look at him on the money.
 
The Queen only appears on your twenties? Intriguing.

I know literally nothing about carriage driving, other than the royal link, so I can't tell you anything that Google, Bing etc. wouldn't tell you.
 
The Queen only appears on your twenties? Intriguing.
Why is it "intriguing"? Wilfrid Laurier is on the $5, John A. Macdonald is on the $10, the Queen is on the $20 and all coins, William Lyon Mackenzie King is on the $50, and Robert Borden is on the $100.
 
Why is it "intriguing"? Wilfrid Laurier is on the $5, John A. Macdonald is on the $10, the Queen is on the $20 and all coins, William Lyon Mackenzie King is on the $50, and Robert Borden is on the $100.

She's on the front of all our notes, with a scion of British history on the back. I (clearly foolishly) assumed that it would be similar across the pond.

She's also on all our coins and stamps, of course.
 
I suspect a lot more plastic is going to be used when Charles takes over. I sure don't want to look at him on the money.

Maybe we'll finally stop putting non-Canadians on our money instead
 
Maybe we'll finally stop putting non-Canadians on our money instead

It's pretty hard to have a fixed head of state who doesn't appear somewhere on the currency. That was the idea forever, basically.
 
Finally - a joke with a bit of gravity. :p
 
^It would be better to have the queen on the fivers only ^^
Sir Wilfrid Laurier is on the $5. Please note that the men on our banknotes are prominent past Prime Ministers. The only reason Pierre Trudeau isn't a candidate to be on the money is because he hasn't been dead long enough (has to be a minimum of 25 years). The current British monarch is, of course, an exception to the "25-years-dead" rule.

She's on the front of all our notes, with a scion of British history on the back. I (clearly foolishly) assumed that it would be similar across the pond.

She's also on all our coins and stamps, of course.
We do like some of the traditions, but they've been gradually changing. The Queen used to be on all the stamps. That's not the case anymore.

There was a controversy last year, regarding putting a Canadian woman on the money. The men who weren't in favor of this said, "Isn't the Queen a woman?" whereupon the sensible posters pointed out that the only reason she's on the money is because she's the monarch. When she dies, Charles will be on the money, and then William, and then George (assuming we still have physical currency 50 years from now).

I'm just looking at the latest book of stamps I bought, and the pictures on them are of various Canadian Heritage sites: Dinosaur Provincial Park in my province - a desert-like area with hoodoos, it's rich in dinosaur fossils; three places I'm not familiar with, out in Newfoundland and Quebec; and L'Anse-aux-Meadows, where the first North American Viking settlement was, over 1000 years ago.

Maybe we'll finally stop putting non-Canadians on our money instead
That will only happen if we sever ties with the British Monarchy. Some people are adamant that this happen after the Queen dies.

Nah, they'll just put him on the $2 bill.
We don't have $2 bills. We have $2 coins, known here as "toonies," and the Queen is on one side and the other side has a polar bear (some of them have three bears - no porridge, though).
 
Royal Mail does produce pictorial stamps for special occasions, which are often quite pretty, but then the Queen's head gets miniaturised and stuck in the top right corner.
 
Not here. There's no sign of the Queen anywhere on these stamps - just a little miniature maple leaf with the letter "p" on it, to indicate that it's a permanent stamp.

The way stamp pricing works now is that it's cheaper to buy a book of 10 than it is to buy an individual stamp. So a book of 10 works out to 85 cents/stamp, but if I bought just one stamp it would cost a dollar. The permanent stamps don't expire, so even if the price goes up to $2/stamp (which it will some day), I can still use the stamps I bought a month ago since there's no fixed denomination on them.

And considering that I only use snailmail twice a year at most (once for filing taxes and maybe once for some other reason), this book of stamps will last a long time.
 
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I doubt that he was the first person to do it, but that's as good as anyone, I suppose.
 
We don't have $2 bills. We have $2 coins, known here as "toonies," and the Queen is on one side and the other side has a polar bear (some of them have three bears - no porridge, though).
Exactly :p
 
His expressing his wish to reincarnate as Camille's tampon has always creep-ed me out.
:vomit:

Oh my god! He didn't really say that did he?

On the bright side, we would only have to put up with him for about 4 to 6 hours.
 
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