Do you have anything to confess?

[Swedishguy]

I have. I am... I am... NOT A SWEDE! There, I said it! I am really an american that has a blind love for that lush country. Everything swedish I might've said is caused by an online translator.

WARNING: This and following confessions may include essence of falseness!

 

[Catharsis]

Well, I'm Spartacus, to start...

I'm also sadly addicted to NESing. I carved an enormous Fresh Start Earth map out of wood, and even filled the oceans with my own tears. Now I do nothing but NES all day long; but since I have no-one to play them with, I spend my days sending detailed orders to myself, while trying to mod the game at the same time. Hence my random hostility to the NESing community here. It's not hatred, it's jealousy.

 

[BEHIND_THE_MASK]

Im not a Russian... Im just a Mexican with a fur hat.

 

[psweetman1590]

I'm the guy resonsible for the creation of nuclear weapons. It's true, I confess!

 

[TheBladeRoden]

I confess I was not actually the victim of a chemical gas attack in WWI who is now forced to wear a mask to hide his deformed face from hot opera singers.

 

[Lord_Iggy]

I'm not actually a penguin. I'm a Canadian, of Northern European descent.

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

I'm the father of my daughter's daughter's daughter.

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

I'm Batman.

 

[Alpha Killer II]

Im hungry =]

 

[Red Door]

I'm white.

 

[nc-1701]

I'm not actually a penguin. I'm a Canadian, of Northern European descent.

Is there a difference?

 

[The Ninja]

I'm......I'm......I'm a Ninja!!

The Ninja

 

[ParkCungHee]

I must confess...

I love enormous posteriors and I cannot prevaricate.

 

[flyingchicken]

I cannot fly nor am I a chicken.

I am a slug.

 

[soul_warrior]

i dont like mondays.

nor, contary to popular belief, own a harem of nubile 16-21 year old mega babes, whose pictures i release upon the unsuspecting and jealous masses.

 

[Erik Mesoy]

Warning: The following may be equally disturbing whether true or false.

I'm a furry.

I'm a pervert.

I'm filthy rich.

I'm an atheist.

I'm a libertarian.

I'm touching myself right now.

I'm younger than the oldest computer in my house.

I'm proud of having played Pokemon Blue, Gold, Ruby, and TCG on various gameboys.

I'm into finding sanity-destroying pictures on the internet and sending them to random people.

 

[Zarn]

I'm from several continents.

I am also Curt, Simon, Fred, and KD.

I'm Sunni.

Thunderfall is my father.

 

[Mirc]

I am actually Alpha Killer II, I made this account just to post when drunk...

 

[sirtommygunn]

i can never actually play civ4 i spend most of my time on HoI2 and WC3

 

[ggganz]

I suck, suck, SUCK at and I sucked, sucked, SUCKED worse at . That is because I am 12.
At least, that is compared to everyone else that talks about how good they are. I am challenged at Warlord in and in I had to make a standard size map with one opponent and launch a massive army to ever hope to win. On Chieftain.
EDIT:

Im hungry =]

I am actually Alpha Killer II, I made this account just to post when drunk...

So apparently you just ate and drank.