I defy you to find my fanzine collection on Kindle. Parts of it are available on fanfic sites or other fan sites, but some of it is actually forbidden to be posted online (Marion Zimmer Bradley's estate said so, but screw them; the fanfic sites don't police the Darkover stories that are in non-English languages and they haven't bothered with the English ones either, in recent years).
Sounds like an impressive collection! Mine is limited by moving too frequently to want to accumulate many more.
I've moved a lot in the past 15 years, and most of my books went with me every single time. Yes, they're heavy, and yes, it's a pain to pack them. But I need my library, both for reading and research, but also for my mental health. I don't feel comfortable in a place that doesn't have abundant reading material. Even my current bedtime reading consists of a choice between a Doctor Who fanzine and an anthology of alt-history stories. I also have a notebook and pens handy in case an idea for one of my own stories or filksongs occurs to me and I need to write it down in a hurry.
There are books in Lolcat? Klingon does not surprise me, but Lolcat does!
The Cheezburger site used to sell collections of captioned lolpic books and calendars. Not to mention that you could at one time buy the Lolcat Bible (the bible was translated into Lolcat). It's available free online, though I think you have to use the Internet Archive now to find it. If memory serves, someone started a Lolcat Shakespeare project, as well.
I can just imagine Hamlet's most famous soliloquy: "2 naps or nawt 2 naps... dats a reely gud kweschun..."
Someone translated the Star Trek episode "The Trouble With Tribbles" into Lolcat, complete with screenshots and even lolcat commercials. Imagine an episode of Star Trek with everyone speaking in
Impact...
Another side benefit of the Internet and the switch towards e-books, I've found it's much more likely that I can renew a book than it used to be, and I can do it from home. Which in turn has increased my positive disposition towards libraries, as you are right, it was always annoying to be partway through a book and be at the really good part and then have to return it.
The e-books with a waitlist don't have that benefit.
The nice thing about owning the book is that you never have to worry about renewing it. There are some books that take me a day or so to read. Some take a couple of days to a week. The big ones might take a month. That Antony & Cleopatra one took several months.
I have a copy of
Armageddon 2419, a Buck Rogers novel, that I started reading sometime around 1978 or so. I haven't finished it yet.