lindsay40k
Emperor
I don’t think I’ll ever forget mine.
So my best friend and I got into a free strategy game, Battle for Wesnoth, and played it to death for a year or two. We tried some mods that introduced basic resource and tech management, and I mentioned Civilization games. She likes archaeology, and we went and got the complete edition. I’d played Civ II and Revolution a lot, so I guided her to start a two player game with me and learn the controls together.
“I want to be Japan! I want to build an army of Samurai! Let’s see... toh-coo-gore-ah? Never heard of him.”
“Is there not another leader? I can pick Stalin or Peter or Catherine...”
“No. Hmm. Oh, well, I’ll give him a go. Hmm, he seems like a strong fighter...”
“Yeah, I think I’m meant to build wonders and industry. OH MY GOD THAT’S LEONARD NIMOY THIS IS AWESOME”
“Ooer. What do I do?”
“Okay, well I’ve got a settler and a scout, and... yeah, some resources around me. If you hover over resources, it tells you what to research to use them. And if you select your settler, you can found a city, and - yeah, I think a worker is going to be the thing to start with”
“Right.
...
...
...this is a bit slow, I’m just moving this guy around waiting for things to - hey, I can see borders”
“Yeah, that’s my city, I think we can do dipl-”
“TOKUGAWA DOES NOT TRADE *bababa bababaaaaa*”
“WHAT-we’re meant to be working out how to play, not-I haven’t even got a unit defending my ci- *Moscow has been razed* *You have been defeated*”
“HAHAHAHAAAAA TOKUUUUUU”
To this day, it remains her proudest victory. And it’s been pretty much every game since XD
So my best friend and I got into a free strategy game, Battle for Wesnoth, and played it to death for a year or two. We tried some mods that introduced basic resource and tech management, and I mentioned Civilization games. She likes archaeology, and we went and got the complete edition. I’d played Civ II and Revolution a lot, so I guided her to start a two player game with me and learn the controls together.
“I want to be Japan! I want to build an army of Samurai! Let’s see... toh-coo-gore-ah? Never heard of him.”
“Is there not another leader? I can pick Stalin or Peter or Catherine...”
“No. Hmm. Oh, well, I’ll give him a go. Hmm, he seems like a strong fighter...”
“Yeah, I think I’m meant to build wonders and industry. OH MY GOD THAT’S LEONARD NIMOY THIS IS AWESOME”
“Ooer. What do I do?”
“Okay, well I’ve got a settler and a scout, and... yeah, some resources around me. If you hover over resources, it tells you what to research to use them. And if you select your settler, you can found a city, and - yeah, I think a worker is going to be the thing to start with”
“Right.
...
...
...this is a bit slow, I’m just moving this guy around waiting for things to - hey, I can see borders”
“Yeah, that’s my city, I think we can do dipl-”
“TOKUGAWA DOES NOT TRADE *bababa bababaaaaa*”
“WHAT-we’re meant to be working out how to play, not-I haven’t even got a unit defending my ci- *Moscow has been razed* *You have been defeated*”
“HAHAHAHAAAAA TOKUUUUUU”
To this day, it remains her proudest victory. And it’s been pretty much every game since XD
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