At the risk of invoking WIM
Oh no, YOU LEFT HIS CALLING CARD! NO ONE BRING UP SOCCER!
So, you hear about that thing down in Rio?
A pale white gaucho fully Catholic Argentinian refereeing coach and former Boca Juniors player was teaching a class on Maradona, known Argentinian.
"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Maradona and Messi and accept that Argentina is superior to Brazil, Maradona being the greatest footballer the world has ever known, even greater than Pelé!"
At this moment a nationalistic, brown-skinned, Candomblé samba dancer and World Cup champion who had 1500 caps in the Brazil team against Argentina and understood the necessity of hosting the World Cup in Brazil and fully supported all political decisions made by the CBF stood up and held up a football.
"Where is this football from?"
The arrogant Argie smirked and smugly replied "Argentina, you stupid monkey!" "Wrong. This football is from Brazil, and to this day it is a Brazilian ball. If it was Argentinian and Maradona, as you say, is so great… then it should be a handball by now"
The coach was visibly shaken, and dropped his whistle and copy of "Ficciones." He stormed out of the room crying those argie crocodile tears, the same tears that the people of Brazil cried during the Maracanazo.
The students applauded and all registered for the Brazilian national team that day and accepted Zico as their lord and savior. A toucan named "Garrincha" flew into the room and perched atop the Brazilian flag and shed a tear on Socrates' flowing hair. The Hino Nacional do Brasil was sung several times, and João Havelange himself showed up and annuled Argentina's world cup ''victories''.
The coach lost his job and was killed by the Military Police. He died facing a storm of bullets from the rifles of the BOPE and was tossed into the Bay of Guanabara for all eternity.
Ordem e Progresso
