Dumb Quotes

If was 2 hours before the Midyear History exams

"Quick I need you to tell me who Stalin is!" - Her
"We are having an exam soon and you dont know who he is?!!??" - Me
"I know he is a Nazi... Whats that by the way?" - Her
 
These were all said by a kid in my school last year in World History class

"What Babylonian king is famous for his code of laws?" teacher
"Moses, 40 years after Jesus built the Ark." Jack

Someone mentioned Alaska
"Oh, my grandfather had his first kiss in Alaska!" Jack
"Was it with your Grandmother?" girl that had brought up Alaska
"No, it was with some other hot girl."

During Cross Country today, someone mentioned Hurricane Gustav that hit New Orleans yesterday
"I wish the hurricane would hit here so we wouldn't have to have practice today." Jack

I know their were more, I'll have to ask my teacher if she remembers any.

My favorite Dan Quayle qoute, just see my sig.
 
On that Dan Quale quote, I think he actually said: "It's a terrible thing to lose one's mind." Could be wrong though.

I don't remember if I posted this one already:

Teacher: "Pioneers moving West faced many hardships"
Madcow Steers: "Why didn't they just listen to their iPods?"

(He was being a smartass)
 
I thought he was endorsing a foundation that gave scholarships to poor people, with a slogan of, "A mind is a terrible thing to waste." Of cource Dan got it slightly wrong.
 
During Cross Country today, someone mentioned Hurricane Gustav that hit New Orleans yesterday
"I wish the hurricane would hit here so we wouldn't have to have practice today." Jack

That's not dumb. I wish for bad weather to happen every day. I also wish I could break my leg, skip, or quit daily.

I'm only half joking when I say them too.

What workout did your coach have for you today? Was it repeats or progression or something else? I hate repeats and progression runs. Those are the times I wish for bad things to happen the most.
 
That's not dumb. I wish for bad weather to happen every day. I also wish I could break my leg, skip, or quit daily.

I'm only half joking when I say them too.

Well that kind of bad weather could result in a little bit more than canceled track practice.
 
Maybe it would bring two canceled cross country practices! That would be like heaven. And probably about the extent of what my coach would give us off for a hurricane.
 
He was serious. He got an ASD(after school detention) for clogging the toilets(you don't want the details), so the coach made us run sprints.
Jack's problem is that he doesn't think about what he says before he says it.

More off topic/
last year he got in alot of trouble for "going" on the flowers in the autistic kids' garden during the end-season-party. He was caught on camera, and a girls walked outside and saw him.:rolleyes:
 
Good God, I hope I never have to meet this guy :cringe:
 
"Wait, after the French Revolution they had the...Third??? Republic?" :cringe:

I am not kidding. This is absolutely true.
 
"The US should go to Afganistan and Find Obama Bin Laden"

I choked on my saliva when my friend said that
 
Because leftys, while crying about tolerance, are the most intolerant people on the planet.

Is someone forgetting Aleqeda ? KKK ? Neonazis ? etc etc

http://forums.civfanatics.com/showpost.php?p=7209798&postcount=90

“I think that the surge has succeeded in ways that nobody anticipated,” Obama said while refusing to retract his initial opposition to the surge. “I’ve already said it’s succeeded beyond our wildest dreams.”

Ergo: I was against the surge before I was for it.

Errrrrr. How one can actually make this statement and justify it is beyond me.


“If our commanders on the ground say we need more troops, I will send them. But our commanders tell me they have the number of troops they need to do their job. Sending more Americans would undermine our strategy of encouraging Iraqis to take the lead in this fight. And sending more Americans would suggest that we intend to stay forever.” June 28, 2005

http://forums.civfanatics.com/showpost.php?p=7215853&postcount=55

:P .
 
Heard on an episode of Forensic Files: "There were tire tracks near the dump site, so the murderer probably drove to the scene."

No Dip, Sherlock! :gripe:
 
"They should make suicide bombing illegal!' Me, when half listening to the news while playing Civ.
 
In high school, a history class classmate thought the capital of Indiana was called "Downtown." Also (same girl) was suprised to find that Washington D.C. was near the East Coast. "I thought it was over in the middle somewhere, like in Kansas or something."

Mr. Raymond, who taught chemistry in my Junior year, was in rare form many times. More than once he asked a student, "Did your parents ever have any children that lived?" Another time, when a student complained that her low grade on a test wasn't fair, he replied quickly, "Fair is a word dreamed up by elementary school teachers to keep the little kids from getting hurt on the playground."

Of course, this same chemistry teacher refused to teach the class the formula for black powder because his high school teacher had made the mistake. He and his buddy made some and put it to the test... An old school bus that had been used as a concession stand during football games. His punishment? He and his buddy had to repaint the entire bus garage at their school.
 
"What the hell is a caribou?"
"It's like a moose with antlers."

Some random people I overheard.
 
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