MoreEpicThanYou
The most Epic.
Writing Update 0 now. It's not going to be very detailed, but remember, this is just a beta designed to test the gameplay.
THE HOLY TRUTH PAPER
IRAN IS THE BEST!
New polling shows that 152% of the people believe that Iran is the most awesome nation in the world. Commonly cited reasons are our awesome economy fueled by oil and THE FAITH, our government based on laws and THE FAITH, and our culture based on traditions and THE FAITH. -50% disagreed with this fact, and -2% was uncertain, giving us a 100% participation rate. Thank you all! Iran cannot be the Best without your help and THE FAITH.
IRAN DEVELOPING SPACE ROCKETS
"These are simply Spaceships, totally not intercontinental ballistic missiles" says top Iranian scientists "it's like thirty years ago when we built nuclear power plants and everyone accused us of getting nukes."
One person in the press release asked, "But don't we have nukes now?" to be responded by "That's irrelevant."
We tried to find the enterprising inquisitor after the press release, but he was found taken away by a pair of officials to better learn THE FAITH.
IRAN HOLDS PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS NEXT YEAR
The Presidential Elections are up for grabs once more this year, and we have many many contenders. There are several reform candidates, but it seems that they disappeared a few days of declaring their decision to run on such a position. There are still plenty of traditional candidates of THE FAITH to vote for, however.
"These are simply Spaceships, totally not intercontinental ballistic missiles" says top Iranian scientists "it's like thirty years ago when we built nuclear power plants and everyone accused us of getting nukes."