EurIOT: The Apocalypse

[Ailedhoo]

No chocolates for you Russia. You suck.

The Swizz envy Russia for her Putin? Anyway we has vodka and you has no neutrality any more.

Ireland tinks you two should calm your nickers before that zombie show in Georgia happens in the other Georgia.

We are pleased to see that Ireland has some common scene. We should have our research teams co-operate. Husabekutyun must be counted.

This is why Israel illegally occupies land openly rather than trying justify it with stupid rigged referendums no one buys

Er, what we meant to say is: Russia is evil evil imperialists, we will never recognize this referendum, now gib me money USA

"Evil" according to our enemies is swimming with violent dolphins.

Does your master swim with dolphins puppet?

Germany would like to bring up an issue that magically went unnoticed due to the stunt enacted by Russia in Ukraine. Notably the nation of Greece has needlessly declared unprovoked hostility against Macedonia without any proper reason nor explanation.

Germany advises that such shameful belligerent action should be strongly responded with. We hereby propose to suspend Greece from the European Union and NATO unless the government is willing to retract its war declaration and offer proper explanation to the rest of the world. Additionally, all Greek assets shall be liquidated and all form Greek-German cooperation will be stopped. German nationals are advised to leave Greece within 72 hours and vice versa.

For starters: the problems began with the overthrow of a legitimate government by possible US backed fascist mobs. Second our actions in Crimea were to the wishes of the Crimean populace, as clearly shown by the electoral results. Third our actions in East Ukraine comes in light to trouble stirred up. We are trying our best to resolve the crisis, which will involve us inspecting the votes.

More importantly than this and the Balkan crisis though is Husabekutyun. We must all work together to combat the disease the USSR we admit took part in design. Husabekutyun, a Soviet creation, must be battled.

 

[Terran Empress]

as clearly shown by the electoral results. .

You mean the elections that had over 90% voter turnout and over 95% in favor, and didn't Russia administer these elections for one, and for another didn't they release the results, or at the least a party in Crimea that is pro Russia.

That's not free or fair elections, the only time you get results like that is North Korea.

As you can see with this chart, there are very good reasons why the majority of the world does not see the Crimean election as legitimate. And why many think that you shouldn't inspect the votes... again.

 

[Ailedhoo]

So because Mr Putin is popular he must be cheating? Do we again sense the envy of the West (and their dogs like Turkey), who now proclaim us to North Korea? We are amused by how those who oppose the USA are treated compared to, say, Saudi Arabia. The truth is the Russian populace, including the Crimean, seem to be able to turn out more so than their Western counterparts.

Turkey should waken up, realising it is being played like a violin by the US and EU but note those two players could break the instrument and not attempt to repair. We, Russia, on the other hand would be a good friend and friends do not try to spread false slander that we are somehow counting more than there is; we are in fact counting what is there and what is there is a Russia who has a elective populace who are supportive of the President.

Now: Mr Putin asks Turkey again; do you feel more threatened by the fair elections in East Ukraine or Husabekutyun? We are open to co-operation on research teams to be deployed in Syria to help us combat Husabekutyun.

In relative news we also repeat our continued support of the Syrian government.

 

[christos200]

OOC: Considering that I have the worst popularity of any Government, I will play the nationalistic card as far as I can.

IC:

As Prime Minister of the Greek State, I, Antonis Samaras, would like to inform our allies and, indeed, the whole world for the reasons that led me to declare a state of war between Greece and FYROM. The main reason for the war is that FYROM is using as it's name the Greek region of 'Macedonia'. This is not only historically and ethnically wrong, but also shows that FYROM has claims at the Greek region of Macedonia.

For many years, FYROM maps show Macedonia as a "unliberated" territory that needs to be "liberated", thus promoting violence and irredentism. Their nationalism and belligerence makes FYROM a nation that is a danger to all Balkan nations and European and, indeed, world peace. Also, the nationalistic regime in FYROM oppressed hundreds of thousands of Albanians and refuses their right for self-governance and self-determination. So, Greece must put an end to the nationalistic regime in FYROM.

As for Turkey, we would like to note firstly their hypocrisy, calling us Imperialists when they have occupied for more than 50 years Northern Cyprus after an illegal invasion and refuse to withdraw their army of occupation, and secondly that while Germany has called for Greece to be expelled from NATO, Greece is still in NATO and an act of war against us would be an act of war against the whole alliance. We are allies in NATO, so do not foolishly bring war and do not hope that a land grab would be allowed, for if an inch of Greek land is taken over, the war shall continues until either Greece falls or Turkey withdraws.

As for making peace, that would only be possibly if FYROM disarms, changes it's name, allow the Albanians to govern themselves and puts down it's nationalistic groups.

 

[Double A]

OOC: Considering that I have the worst popularity of any Government, I will play the nationalistic card as far as I can.

You are my favorite.

 

[Robert Can't]

Greece should just be, like y'know, cool​

In a broadcast sent out earlier today by Herman Van Rompuy, President of the European Council stated that the European Union would not condone a blatant act of aggression against a sovereign state. The actions of Greece are clearly unwarranted and we should not tolerate this sort of activity in the European Union.
The Presidency as well as the governments of Belgium, Switzerland and Germany have all stated that peace should be strived for otherwise their will be dire consequences for the nation of Greece beginning with a re-evaluation of Greece's position within the Union.

 

[Ailedhoo]

Glad we get to talk on issues other than Ukraine.​

Mr Putin would like to ask Brazil, China, India and South Africa to consider a conference on recent events, from the dreaded Husabekutyun to the fate of Macedonia. The BRICS could make a joint statement on the matters while designing a shared policy in combating Husabekutyun. We ask the WHO to send a representative to this conference so that we can talk about whether a special short term agency should be set up to counter Husabekutyun.

Mr Putin will like to be going to Lake Baikal to swim; he would suggest the conference meeting to take place in Beijing so he can visit Lake Baikal on the way back.

 

[christos200]

Antonis Samaras oversaw a Military Parade of more than 40,000 soldiers of the Hellenic Army in Athens. One Military Unit after the other is being send on the North and Antonis Samaras has proclaimed a general mobilization, which shall increase the strength of the Greek Army to almost 250,500 men. The Military Parade showed the Military Might of the Hellenic Army and came in defiance to German and EU threats, which, according to a wiki leaks, Antonis Samaras called a "bad joke".

Antonis Samaras, during the Military Parade, also gave a speech:

"Greece shall make sure that peace and stability return to the Balkans! Those who think that Greece is a German or EU colony, are wrong. Our close cooperation with our German allies and European counterparts comes as far as this. We shall not sell Greece to them! Greece is invading a Fascist Ultra-nationalist Nazi State that claims parts of Greece, Bulgaria and Serbia, supports nationalistic groups, makes attacks against Greece, steals a Greek name, oppresses it's minorities, most notably the Albanians, and threatens the peace of the Balkans. The Hellenic Army shall put an end to this unstable aggressive dictatorship that threatens World peace."

 

[Civ'ed]

Update in 24 hours. If you have something to do, get it done now.

 

[christos200]

Prime Minister Antonis Samaras stated today, "We are very disappointed that Ms. Merkel and the EU have chosen to support an ultra-nationalist regime that threatens the peace and stability of the Balkans. We shall not stop our efforts to bring peace to the Balkans just because Ms. Merkel is against it. We shall quickly defeat the Nazis in Vardaria. I cannot allow Nazis to stay in power and do nothing. The United Kingdom and France did nothing when Hitler was expanding in Europe, bullying other nations and claiming other nation's lands as "German". And World War II started. This time, we shall not allow history to repeat itself. We shall stop the FYROM Nazis before it is too late. It is sad that the Germans, of all people, cannot understand that appeasement with such regimes cannot work."

The Greek Government has also announced that it has closed it's border to German citizens who want to leave the country, because of the tense relations between Germany and Greece, and for now they will be moved to military barracks, in order to be safe and secure. Once Germany and Greece reestablish good relations, the thousands of Germans who are in Greece shall be allowed to leave the country.

 

[Robert Can't]

Disappoint​

President Herman Van Rompuy urges other MEPs of the European People's Party to push in their own nations for further sanctions of Greece and agreement to the policy of issuing an ultimatum that Greek membership will be suspended if Greece does not cease its military activities.

We shall take action!


In Varietate Concordia​

 

[christos200]

After hearing the comments of Herman Van Rompuy, Prime Minister Antonis Samaras ordered the closing of Greece's border to all citizens of EU countries. Those citizens, like the Germans, shall be send to military camps. Antonis Samaras stated on this, "We are afraid that the Greek citizens, angry over EU support of Nazis, may attack the EU citizens. So, we have send them to military barracks to make sure that they are well protected. In the barracks, they will have medical care and will be treated well. This is a humanitarian effort by our government to help protect those people. When the EU stops supporting Nazis and restores good relations with Greece, thus stopping angering the Greeks, we shall allow those people to leave. Until then, they will stay in Greece."

 

[Civ'ed]

GM COMMENT INCOMING
When did the Golden Dawn take over in Greece?
THIS COMMENT ENDS

 

[Omega124]

Listen here you little goiym​

"Evil" according to our enemies is swimming with violent dolphins.

To Israel, evil is your repeated attempts of creating anti-Semitic propaganda within eastern Ukraine to justify your illegal occupation. While Slavs and us Jews suffered together during the Shoah, nowadays the former is once again willing to persecute Europe's number one favorite punching bag.

This is why Israel shall never tolerate Putin's imperialism. While we'd like the Shoah to never be forgotten, we don't want to relive it, either.

Does your master swim with dolphins puppet?

Extracting 140 billion dollars from the world's only superpower since the 1970s, with no strings attached, makes us the puppet? The Jewish banker stereotype exists for a reason, you know.

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ISRAEL AND THE WORLD

ON: GREECE AND MACEDONIA

Israel notes that Greece has yet to actually provide a reason for its invasion of the Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia besides a name, but will not jump to conclusions like Germany is calling on NATO and the EU to do. After all, Israel will not be here if we didn't do some pre-emptive strikes here or there.

As a non-NATO, non-EU member, Israel is willing to invite Greek and Macedonian politicians to the Israeli capital of Jerusalem to discuss this issue in a more civilized way. If the whole conflict is really just about a name, there's no reason why civilized nations would want to shoot over something so trivial. If there is a more valid reason, Greece can present its evidence to the world there. If Greece refuses to go the peace conference, however, then we support Germany's proposal as a Mediterranean Dialogue member of NATO.

ON: SYRIA

No comment. Whoever wins, the Syrian people have already lost.

ON: TURKEY

Israel supports the idea of a Turkish economic union, and, as friendly non-Arab nations with in the Middle East, would formally request observer status in this organization

 

[christos200]

From: Greece
To: Israel

We have already provided reasons for the war. FYROM steals a Greek name, has territorial claims on Macedonia, Western Bulgaria and Southern Serbia, threatens the peace of the Balkans and oppresses their Albanian minority.

 

[Omega124]

From: Greece
To: Israel

We have already provided reasons for the war. FYROM steals a Greek name, has territorial claims on Macedonia, Western Bulgaria and Southern Serbia, threatens the peace of the Balkans and oppresses their Albanian minority.

Then surely, you should be willing to go to Jerusalem so you can peacefully discuss a name change for Macedonia rather than, you know, shoot people over literally a name while losing all national credibility you have.

We're trying to be nice here.

 

[Sonereal]

Meanwhile we hold the Palestinian-Israeli peace talks in Tehran, right?

 

[Terran Empress]

The Republic of Turkey demands that Greece release the European citizens from their Unjust Imprisonment by the Greek government and allow them to go back to their countries AND ends all hostilities to the Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia or face the Consequences.

 

[christos200]

If Turkey invades Greece, then we shall not only be unable to release the EU citizens, but we shall also be unable to secure their safety. Does Turkey wants to shed the blood of thousands of EU citizens? Can you bear the responsibility?

 

[Omega124]

Meanwhile we hold the Palestinian-Israeli peace talks in Tehran, right?

Key word: Neutral site. Not "We will wipe Israel off the map" site.