EurIOT: The Apocalypse

Then surely, you should be willing to go to Jerusalem so you can peacefully discuss a name change for Macedonia rather than, you know, shoot people over literally a name while losing all national credibility you have.

We're trying to be nice here.

We shall send representatives to Jerusalem, but the invasion will still go on if by one week the disputes between Greece and FYROM are not solved.
 
Ireland shall be embargoin Greece until some sense is knocked into their noggins.

Apparently, some was.
 
TREATY OF JERUSALEM

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The nations of Greece and the Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia have met in the Israeli Capital of Jerusalem and agreed that:
  • The Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia will be allowed to change it's name to "Macedonia - Skopje" and be recognized as such.
  • The Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia, upon taking the new name, shall stop claiming Greek Macedonia and stop printing nationalistic maps that incite violence.

Signed,

Prime Minister of Greece, Antonis Samaras
 
i guess i stand corrected, why is turkey a dictatorship?
 
Russia is glad peace found its way to the Greeks and Macedonia.

To Israel, evil is your repeated attempts of creating anti-Semitic propaganda within eastern Ukraine to justify your illegal occupation. While Slavs and us Jews suffered together during the Shoah, nowadays the former is once again willing to persecute Europe's number one favorite punching bag.

This is why Israel shall never tolerate Putin's imperialism. While we'd like the Shoah to never be forgotten, we don't want to relive it, either.

The illegitimate force that overthrew the legitimate Ukrainian government had included fascists. These are not reformed fascists either. In the end the affair is greater then you can tangle in how messed up the country has become. Clearly there is a simple solution to combat fascism...

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Mr Putin has been hoping for a peaceful resolution to the crisis. The... deception, possibly by the Jew hating fascists that support the illegal overthrow of the legitimate Ukrainian government, will have to be considered as simply deception. Mr Putin has no ills to Jews and find it a shame that the state of Israel is not seeing the American craw guiding the true imperialism that is occurring. All we did was to accept the will of the people.

Still we hope for good relations with the Hebrew nation, less the plague that hurts Syria starts spreading. Your on the plains of a Hellish wind that will start blowing through this world; I suggest you befriend us so we can help put to the shelter to withstand the plague.

Extracting 140 billion dollars from the world's only superpower since the 1970s, with no strings attached, makes us the puppet? The Jewish banker stereotype exists for a reason, you know.

A country accepts money from a nation which processes a veto in the UN Security Council, has a strong military and its economy is to only recently be challenge by the rise of the BRICS, especially China. Usual the stronger nation asks something of the weaker at times.

Still: we should focus on the plague.
 
EU citizens freed:

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With the crisis ending, Antonis Samaras has let the EU leave the country. The Prime Minister stated, "We did our best to protect the EU citizens through the crisis. We provided them the best medical care and everything else they needed. We apologize to them for the measures we were forced to take."
 
Russia suggest we have conference on combating plague. We will need to decide venue and such. We suggest entire EU, Iran, Israel, Turkey and others take part. We would if possible invite other BRICS members to join. We must plan ahead!
 
OOC: why is turkey considered a dictatorship?
 
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Prime Minister Antonis Samaras said today in Antenna TV Channel: "While the Macedonian dispute may have been resolved, we hope that we shall be also able to resolve disputes with other neighbors as well. I would like to remind the Albanian Prime Minister, how we voiced our support for Albanian self-determination in Macedonia - Skopje. I hope that he would also take steps to protect the Greek minority in Northern Epirus (Southern Albania), for several crimes have been committed against the Greek population, it's self determination is lessened day by the day and nationalistic maps show Epirus as Albanian territory. We will not take any actions right now, but we hope that the Albanian Government shall take a note in our concerns, for the Greek state will surely support the Greeks in Northern Epirus."
 
OOC: I am literally rolling around on the floor laughing.
 
Mr. William Hague, on the behalf of the nation, declares his utmost distaste at the handling of British and EU citizens by the Greek government. However, he also applauds both parties for finding a peaceful solution to the crisis.

GCHQ, trying to work out how the crisis broke out, have requested substantial amounts of whiskey.

In other news, the Queen has announced a Royal Visit to Scotland to raise unionist sentiment and popularity in the northern country. Her Majesty, with the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge in her entourage, will visit Edinburgh, Glasgow, Aberdeen and other major Scottish cities...
 
then what exactly makes a country a democracy, last I checked Turkey was much more of a democracy then Russia or Iran
 
OOC: you know why you really shouldn't dispute this Terran?
IC:
3/7/14 - Turkish infected provinces quarantined. Estimated to have saved thousands of lives in the long run.
7/7/14 - ALEXANDRINE CONFLICT STARTS
8/7/14 - AC: Greek Air Force refuses to bomb hospitals/AC: Greek Forces start to mobilize
10/7/14 - AC: Greece suspended from EU and NATO/AC: Greece detains first EU citizens
13/7/14 - AC: Border skirmishes near Greco-Turkish border.
15/7/14 - TREATY OF JERUSALEM. ALEXANDRINE CONFLICT ENDS.
24/7/14 - lack of desicive action leads to surge in GD popularity/Russian inspection team shows up in Donetsk, finds ballots burnt. "We did nothing" claim Ukrainian officials.
25/7/14 - Ukrainian elections lead to UDAR victory.
27/7/14 - WHO officials state Lebanon, Syria "almost destroyed"
It is now August.

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MAPS
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the dots in Brussels and Strasbourg are Robertcant, who wanted to play the EU government. he gains influence from these provinces (so do the owners of the respective provinces), has a fixed popularity of 50% and cannot be destroyed unless there are less than 5 nations left in the EU. He also has to listen to all other EU players (i.e. most of you) as long as they're in the EU.
 
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