Famous last words

[Swedishguy]

"Ye bleedin' bastards! Ye ruined my SHIP!"
-Whitey Hooten

 

[Love]

"Mmm, piesoup..."

Erik XIV

 

[Hitti-Litti]

"Let papa show you some tricks to so with that moped!"

"Of course I love you Tina... I mean Laura!"

"Sharks don't attack people, stupid!"

"Hey, I saw this on TV."

"You never guess what I found in the woods. A grenade!"

"This is a zoo, those crocodiles won't eat us even if we climb this fence."

 

[aaglo]

In a hockey game:
"There's less than a minute in the clock remaining, and we are leading by two goals. There's no way those Swedes can tie the game." - By team Finland twice in World hockey championships during the last 20 years.

IIRC, the first time was in Moscow in the late 80's, and Håkan Loob scored twice against Finland during the last minute. The second time was in the mid 90's, this time Mats Sundin scored twice during the last minute. And let's not forget the 5-1 lead, and we lost to Sweden (again)...

 

[Catharsis]

If we're doing sports, Arsenal vs Barcelona in the Champions' League is a candidate. As Arsenal went into the final ten minutes one-nil up (IIRC), the commentator said (and I have not changed the word order here):

"The sight is in end!"

Then Barca scored two goals and Arsenal were out. Figures.

 

[Swedishguy]

You are like dog looking for boon... but you have no teeth!

 

[flyingchicken]

"Chuck Norris who?"

 

[Stegyre]

"Chuck Norris who?"

"No, we don't have a reservation for a 'C. Norris.'"

 

[Catharsis]

"Galloway will avenge me!"
- Saddam Hussein

 

[Perfection]

"The mods at CFC are fascist pigs"

 

[Paradigne]

I am a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar - Wash

 

[soul_warrior]

i know the flying scorpion style! none can win over me!
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dont worry. once we cross this stream the dogs will lose our scent!

 

[Swedishguy]

"I beg for my tummy to be scratched."

 

[Love]

"Sorry, but the pub close now"

 

[Gaius Octavius]

"The mods at CFC are fascist pigs"

Once again, Perfection wins the thread. Funniest one yet.

 

[Swedishguy]

"Martha, you didn't tell me we'd get barbeque for dinner! Waitaminnit- that ain't steak, that's... HOLY MOTHER! Martha, give me the shotgun!"

 

[Catharsis]

"Ooh, NESing, this looks like some harmless fun."

 

[RubricousMidget]

"Yes, I'm sure I shut off the power."

"I emptied the barrels after last hunting season, so it is perfectly harmless. Let me show you..."

"Yes, I washed out that test tube from the ebola experiment before using it as a shot glass."

"I assure you, all fail-safes are in place. There is no way this space craft could develop any serious malfunctions."

"No, it's not metal fatigue. These skyscrapers just sometimes make weird groans. Look, I'll step out here and prove it to you..."

"Yes, I'm quite sure we'll be adequately shielded from the blast."

"...and, as you can see, this cobra is quite domesticated."

"You did mend that tear in the space suit like I asked you, right?"

"I'm sure these aliens are friendly. It is just their way of greeting us."

 

[soul_warrior]

how bad could this possibly be?

id like to book an exotic vacation, maam!
sure thing sweetie, how 'bout Darphur?

 

[Swedishguy]

"I love you, son."