Famous last words

[sysyphus]

Reputedly the last words of Oscar Wilde, remarking to his friends on his displeasure on how the room in which he died was decorated:

"Either these curtains go or I do".

 

[WerBackIII]

Don't worry, stormtrooper! They're only Ewoks!

 

[Swedishguy]

"Noooooo!"

 

[ggganz]

"Brisingr!" (Bow pointing backwards.)

 

[dazman92]

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist-"
John Sedgwick, just before being shot by a sniper.

i was gonna use that one!

 

[pinjerro]

when Augustus was dying, he said:

"if i were good, salute me"

this is real

 

[Swedishguy]

"I question your intelligence, Swedishguy."

"SwedishGuy."

 

[ggganz]

Some things that soldiers in Eragon say:
No! No, NO!
I hope you rot in hell.
I regret NOTHIIIIIING!
Galbatorix will destroy you!

Some things that Urgals in Eragon say:
Uhha.
Ooha.
Rhaaouh!
Trazhid! (means attack)

 

[Gecko1]

Indians? what indians? -Custer

I can whup them redskins real good- custer

It's acually "We've gottem boys now let's finish em up and get back to base."

Here's mine

"Aint nobody gonna shoot me" -Lee Harvey Oswald

 

[Swedishguy]

"The :dancedood: is a bad idea for a smiley!"

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

"Ah... see, this is an example of intelligence. I told you this was the short fuse, and it IS the short fuse!

...THE SHORT FUSE!!!"
(Bonus points if you know where that came from!)

"I wonder what the 'E' on the fuel gauge means..."

"My God! It's... full of stars!"

"Well, lemmie ask ya somethin'... D'you feel lucky, kid? Well, DO YA??"

"Not my fault!"

"It's so safe, an idiot could handle it! ...I have some here!"

"That tickles!"

"Oops."

 

[Razor2]

You are not always right, comrade Stalin...

 

[Snerk]

Niiiiice polar bear...

Mmmh, this deadly poisonous mushroom is delicious!

The view from up here is stunning!

Honey, have you gained some weight?

I bet you i can!

 

[Swedishguy]

"Ich hasse Amerika! Und Stalin! Glää...."
-Adolf Hitler

 

[carmen510]

"Mm.... Chocolate..."

-Homer, before dying of poisoned chocolate

"Can you think of any famous last words?"
"Erm... How about 'Kiss me Thompson'. Will that do?"

-The Thomson twins in the Tintin series. Fortunately, they were saved at the last second.

 

[Gnarfflinger]

These should have been the last words of a D&D Character I played:

"It won't be a werewolf"

 

[Catharsis]

Thank goodness foot and mouth is gone.

 

[dwaxe]

"What are the chances of that happening to me?"

People with guns don't kill people. Husbands who come home early do.

 

[Swedishguy]

"How fast was I going?"

 

[ggganz]

Hm, I think I'll combine these two Pokemon and put them in my avatar.... AAAHHH! It looks nothing like either of the two that I used! NOOOOOOO!!! EET STRANGLESDED MEEE!!!