Famous last words

[Appassionato]

We're in a zeppelin. What could possibly go wrong?

 

[Atropos]

"Is it supposed to hum like that?"

"They can't fire on us! We are the masses!"

"Mmmmm...smells like almonds."*

*This is the smell of cyanide

 

[Emperor2]

This are the REAL last words of an American Civil War colonel:

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dis-"

I'm not making this up.

 

[Volum]

This are the REAL last words of an American Civil War colonel:

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dis-"

I'm not making this up.

Actually he finished the sentence, he got hit in the eye a few seconds (some sources say minutes) later.

 

[Verbose]

Bouhours, Dominique (1628-1702)
I am about to — or I am going to — die; either expression is used.

Dominique Bouhours was a preeminent French Jesuit grammarian who worked endlessly to promote a high standard of correctness and purity in the French language.

From this little site:
http://www.geocities.com/athens/acropolis/6537/

 

[ggganz]

You guys need to read some more Non Sequiter.

"It's the red wire to the black wire, right?" (From Non Sequiter.)

"Ooooh, what does this button do?"

http://forums.civfanatics.com/showpost.php?p=4369416&postcount=766

 

[Perfection]

"I'd hate to die twice. It's so boring."

-Richard Feynman

Pure awesome.

 

[ggganz]

Anyone watch Dead Like Me?
"Aw, shi-" - Georgia Lass

 

[Otkell]

I am invincible -Alan Cumming in Goldeneye

 

[plarq]

"What is this in my backpack?"
*Kaboom!*

 

[Swedishguy]

"I know what I'm doin'."

 

[soul_warrior]

"I know what I'm doin'."

better yet:
he's an ok guy, HE knows what he's doing

 

[C~G]

"The suit I'm wearing is designed to save your life if something bad happens."
"I'm full."
"I have to go take a massive dunk now."
"It's easy. Just follow my steps."
"No pain, no gain."
"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger!"

 

[Swedishguy]

"Pain is just weakness leaving the body."

 

[aronnax]

"ARRGHHHHHH"
"You are building character"
"Snipers dont really work"
"This Grenade is a dud"
"Its just a fake replica of an atomic bomb, lets bang it"
"Hi jack" on a plane
"This syrian mosque smells like dung"
"Of Course I know how to work a gun"
"The teacher wont mind, if i hand up a day late"
"Lets tell the dictator he is opphresive, surely he will see the era of his ways"
"No one will care if I wear a swatiska"

 

[Swedishguy]

"Are you sure this is wine?"
-Socrates

"It doesn't taste like a trio!"
-Hitler

"Is this supposed to make me small? I fell a bit... dizzy..."
-Alice in Wonderland

 

[The Ninja]

"Of Course I know how to work a gun"

(Pointing to forward sights,) This part's the trigger, right?

The Ninja

 

[WerBackIII]

-Maybe it was a bomb?
-Do you think so?
-Naah, propably not.

*BOOM*

 

[Swedishguy]

"You mean I'm weighing 1 ton? I'm so tired...!"

 

[civverguy]

Hi! Are you the enemy?