Famous last words

[Paradigne]

I drank what? - Socrates

 

[Swedishguy]

"This is a helluva way to die in!"
-General Patton

(well not really the last words but pretty close)

 

[thomas.berubeg]

Indians? what indians? -Custer

I can whup them redskins real good- custer

 

[R.B.]

Bah, Mercury only kills if you pour it directly at your brain!

"don't worry, I only used half of the lethal dose!" after seconds.

Yeah, well, your a big ugly stupid-head

 

[Gaius Octavius]

Anybody seen my anaconda--

Where'd I put my gun?

No, YOU are wrong Mr. Ahmadinejad.

"Impossible! Our Luftwaffe is invincible! Hermann Goering said so!"
--Sgt. Schultz (Not really last words, but appropriate.)

No, of course lightning never strikes in the same place twice.

Hey, it's Montana, I can go as fast as I want.

Poland? They'll never miss it.
--Hitler

I'm sure this is quite safe, really...

Oh...! So you're supposed to wait half an hour after eating...

What's that hissing sound?

Anybody else warm in here?

"We who are about to die salute you!"

 

[JonnyB]

"I wonder what this button does?..."



"Stalin will appreciate my honesty"



"God will protect me!!"

 

[Harbringer]

"I know you intend to kill me, go ahead im only one man"

 

[Swedishguy]

"Oh noes, I pressed the alt button instead of the shift button!"
-Abe

 

[The Ninja]

DY....NA.....MI-TE........Hmmm...What is it and why is it sparking?

LOOK MA, NO CHUTE! - skydiver

The Ninja

 

[A Revolutionary]

oh come on a little >insert whatever here< never hurt anybody.

 

[Swedishguy]

Slig: FREEZE!
Abe: Okay.

 

[flyingchicken]

From a movie, not exactly last words:

"Don't worry, Chinese bamboo, very strong."

 

[Mewtarthio]

Another historical one:

"Either I or this wallpapaer have got to go."

 

[Gaius Octavius]

"Ilsa, give me your hand!"
"Wait, I can reach it!" --Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Guns don't kill people, bullets do.

We've got enough gas to get there.

Don't be ridiculous! This elevator is perfectly safe!

 

[flyingchicken]

"It's only a flesh wound."

"The good guys ALWAYS win!"

"What's behind . . . door number one?"

 

[Swedishguy]

"This... power! It is the true darkness, muhahahaha!"

 

[Fugitive Sisyphus]

"It doesn't taste like apples..."

 

[flyingchicken]

"Tell my wife--!"

 

[Catharsis]

"Oh, you know, just hanging around."
-Saddam Hussein

 

[soul_warrior]

if i had only remained in school.

light 'em if you got 'em!