Farewell Poopsmith

[caketastydelish]

He is so conservative, he has had more wives that the leading Democrat and Republican combined.

This wouldn't be funny if it wasn't true.

 

[woody60707]

Looks like Romney will have to pick up the slack and become more racist and homophobic.

Look buddy! There are so many other parts of USA #1 you can make fun of all the time. Just only making fun of Repubs is narrow minded, and frankly sir, will only hurt you in the end.

 

[ZeletDude]

Nooo! This is a terrible blow to comedy writers everywhere D:!

 

[G-Max]

What irks me is that he was the leading candidate when he dropped out. Why couldn't the leading candidate have dropped out when it was Mittens?

 

[_random_]

In which of the Nine Realms was Santorum "the leading candidate" exactly?

 

[JollyRoger]

What irks me is that he was the leading candidate when he dropped out. Why couldn't the leading candidate have dropped out when it was Mittens?

I think you mean leaking.

 

[G-Max]

In which of the Nine Realms was Santorum "the leading candidate" exactly?

I'm told that he had recently pulled ahead of Romney in the polls.

 

[JollyRoger]

I'm told that he had recently pulled ahead of Romney in the polls.

He pulled out from that lead even more recently.

 

[G-Max]

I like how you only correct me when I'm actually wrong...

 

[Antilogic]

He was 50/50 on 538's model going into Pennsylvania and lagging in the national polls vs. Romney, and presumably his odds wouldn't improve as the ad machine started up against him in Pennsylvania and elsewhere.

 

[Cutlass]

There are a few things Rick Santorum should keep in mind before terminating his candidacy

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/2e87bd3144/rick-santorum-aborts-presidential-campaign

 

[G-Max]

There are a few things Rick Santorum should keep in mind before terminating his candidacy

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/2e87bd3144/rick-santorum-aborts-presidential-campaign

That would actually be brilliant, if not for the minor detail that an abortion involves the killing of a human life, whereas dropping out of a political race doesn't.

 

[IdiotsOpposite]

That would actually be brilliant, if not for the minor detail that an abortion involves the killing of a human life, whereas dropping out of a political race doesn't.

Are we going to have yet another thread about what constitutes "life"? Cause those just get boring.

 

[G-Max]

There's a difference between what constitutes "life" and what constitutes "a life". I specifically mentioned the latter.

 

[Arakhor]

Exactly. Let's not go there.

 

[Cutlass]

That would actually be brilliant, if not for the minor detail that an abortion involves the killing of a human life, whereas dropping out of a political race doesn't.

It only means that to the worshipers of Big Brother.

 

[G-Max]

Do you deny that killing takes place, that the entity being killed is biologically human, or that the entity being killed is a distinguishable (even if parasitic) life? Note that I'm not using unscientific terms like "person", "human being", or "murder" here.

 

[Antilogic]

Well, I appreciated the video.

Do you deny that killing takes place, that the entity being killed is biologically human, or that the entity being killed is a distinguishable (even if parasitic) life? Note that I'm not using unscientific terms like "person", "human being", or "murder" here.

You are using the loaded term "killing" here.

 

[Cutlass]

Do you deny that killing takes place, that the entity being killed is biologically human, or that the entity being killed is a distinguishable (even if parasitic) life? Note that I'm not using unscientific terms like "person", "human being", or "murder" here.

The point is that it's not a life until it can live on its own.

 

[G-Max]

You are using the loaded term "killing" here.

What's loaded about it? I kill bacteria every time I brush my teeth. My family used to kill a pine tree every Christmas until we got a fake one.

The point is that it's not a life until it can live on its own.

Tell that to a biologist and let me know what kind of face they make at hearing such a dumb statement.

A parasite is still a life.