Fear the Koala (that mean you americans)

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Cranky koala meaner than stolen croc

By Jano Gibson
March 29, 2006 - 2:45PM

A cranky koala achieved what an angry croc couldn't - it beat off thieves.

The bizarre incident began when Rockhampton police in Queensland received a tip-off that someone had a crocodile in their possession.

"The police came to the zoo, checked out our exhibit and we were down a female freshwater crocodile,'' said Tom Wyatt at Rockhampton City Council.

The 1.2 metre crocodile - known simply as "the girl freshie" - was dragged by thieves over a 2.4 metre fence in the middle of the night.

"Can you imagine these people struggling over a 2.4 metre security fence with a writhing wild reptile?" he said.

"It's not a baby you are holding in your arms here. We are talking about 40 kilograms and 1.2 metres of absolute fury."

"They are not man-eaters [like salt water crocodiles]. But they can still give you a nasty bite."

The thieves originally planned to take one of the zoo's koalas and only changed tack after it proved too vicious, 21-year-old zookeeper Wil Kemp told smh.com.au.

He had been told by police that four people were involved in the wildlife heist, which allegedly involved stealing a koala and swapping it for drugs.

"The original plan was to steal a koala - that's what they were going to use to swap [for] the drugs,'' Mr Kemp said.

"[But] apparently [the koala] scratched the sh*t out of them.''

"The blokes have quite a lot of scratches and lacerations caused by the koala.''

The thieves then decided to take a crocodile instead.


"I don't know what makes someone go, 'Oh we tried to steal a koala and that didn't work so lets go and steal a croc.'"

"The people who did it must have been quite stupid. It's the last thing I wound have thought a member of the general public would try to steal for drugs.''

Mr Kemp said the meat and skin of a freshwater crocodile was worthless, but the stolen reptile might be sold in the pet trade for about $600.

"I'm worried and angered. I spent the last three years looking after it. I hope at least [the person who has it is] looking after it OK.''

He said police had told him they had been unable to locate the crocodile.

"They can't find it because it has been passed on to someone else who traded it for some marijuana and speed.''

Two woman have been issued with notices to appear in court over the theft of the crocodile.

Sergeant Paul Elliot said a lot of rumours were flying around about what the thieves' original intention was.

"There's a lot of that going around. We can't confirm or deny if their intention was initially to get a koala. It's all specualtion at the moment."

He would not comment on the drug deal allegations.

Police believe the crocodile was taken in the early hours of Saturday morning but Mr Kemp remembers seeing it on Sunday morning.

He thinks it must have been taken on Monday morning when another drama occurred at the zoo.

"One of the wombats got bitten by a snake. No one can officially remember seeing [the female] crocodile on Monday."

http://www.smh.com.au/news/national...han-stolen-croc/2006/03/29/1143441187263.html

Trying to steal a koala and having it tear the crap out of you. So they decided to steal the croc instead. Once again it seems that Australias most deadly creature is the koala. :D

EDIT: Great australian mainstream media can print the word sh*t but CFC auto sensors it.
 
This is the funiest story I've read in ages!!
 
Ultima Dragoon said:
Go you little beauty!

Now you just have to worry about the dropbears. :mischief:

Haha, i still cry with laughter whenever i read that and imagine the puzzled dropbear on the top of Rincewinds hat...
 
Great story. Beware the vegetarians, especially if they have big claws for hauling their short, fat little bodies up trees.

Could have been even better, they could have tried to pinch a saltwater croc.
 
what they dont tell you is that chuck norris likes Koalas....
 
slozenger said:
what they dont tell you is that chuck norris likes Koalas....
Chuck Norris isn't funny anymore.
 
perhaps, but you can't say you have ever seen him with reference to a Koala before... at least im original. :p
 
slozenger said:
perhaps, but you can't say you have ever seen him with reference to a Koala before... at least im original. :p

He's been referenced with everything else that has ever existed, so 0 points for originality :(.

I wonder if a koala could beat the croc.
 
blackheart said:
I wonder if a koala could beat the croc.

Not a snowflakes chance in hell, the only danger for the freshwater croc would be choking on a koala fur ball. If it were a full grown saltwater croc the koala would barely touch the sides after being swallowed.
 
That's right don't think about invading Australia- we have koalas of mass destruction. lol j/k
 
Oh yes, American tourists are the favourite targets of Drop Bears. You really should be careful, as nowhere in Australia is safe.

See, Aussies are smart. They go for the crocs instead...
 
Okay, according to that Wikipedia article, everyone should be alright as long as they spread Vegemite behind their ears before venturing outside. Since that is, from what I understand, as common down under as peanut butter is in the States, I'm a bit confused why these drop bears are ever attacking anyone. Do people forget to go outside with their Vegemite or something?
 
Koalas are usually kept docile by the narcotic effect of the Leaves they eat I heard, people would do well though to realise they are wild animals, this is the same reason that Hippos are the biggest killers in Africa, people tend to think of the cute tv versions not the ravening 3 tonne animal version that's almost mindlessly agressive and territorial. That said though Id rather have a koala drop on me than a hippo :)
 
Sidhe said:
That said though Id rather have a koala drop on me than a hippo :)

Gloria says you're a hippo hater, and she doesn't want to be your friend anymore!
 
:D

I think that rather proves my point, if Gloria was 3 tonnes of jawed hell with teeth the size of my fore arm I wouldn't be that bothered she didn't want to be my friend

hippo.jpg


Bye Gloria :eek:

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Bloke? Uh, could someone translate that into American English, not Austrailian English?

[Crocodile Hunter Immitation]"That little sheila of croc is easy to capture. You may not be able to open her mouth, but it takes very little effort to hold it shut"[End Crocodile Hunter Imitation]

This is very true. But why didn't they just knock the koala out before trying to take it?
 
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