Feud IV: The Great Revision

[W|M]

I don't think anyone will buy them, especially as you butchered someone who is making a way better version of your god.

 

[mayor]

ooc: hmm would that be something the spirits could do I wonder

 

[christos200]

Those who dont buy it will be executed by the occupation force of the forgein powers.

 

[W|M]

That doesn't really get into the point of selling the body parts.

 

[christos200]

That was a joke. His body parts will be eaten by those who worship him as a god, before their execution.

 

[mayor]

ooc: *facepalm*

 

[strijder20]

Ooc: Disgusting

 

[christos200]

Also i will burn Moscow to the ground, kill all its citizens and built a new capital, a new city with new people, loyal only to me. After some time i may rebuilt Moscow but it has to be burned to the ground to saw the start of new era and the end of the old era, an era of civil wars and infighting. My dynasty will make russia an empire.

 

[strijder20]

You do realise Christos, that if you burn Moscow down before founding a new capital, Russia will disappear in a flash?
I suggest you burn it down and immediately found a new city on it's ruins.
And also, dynasty? You mean you?

 

[christos200]

Yes. I will rule for 1,000 years. And first i will create a settler.

 

[Terrance888]

That was IC I suppose?

NOVA MINSK WILL BE BUILT ON THE COAST.

 

[Jehoshua]

Stalin is not even ruler of Russia yet, Allah is amused that the people act as if the false claimant already rules when in fact he is a humiliated exile filled with his own megalomania.

 

[Red_Spy]

"Not one step back comrades, capture this idiot and bring him to justice!"

 

[Terrance888]

Changed.

OOC: God, if Chrisos keeps this up he'll ruin every RP I try to join. He hits hard and fast the first chance he gets, and then everyone's character is based on helping him or fighting him.

Thank god he hasn't tried NESing yet.

 

[Jehoshua]

Do you really want to give him that idea Terrance?

 

[Yoshiegg737]

I should really update this before it all get's out of hand .

Orders Locked. Update Pending.

 

[NinjaCow64]

I should really update this before it all get's out of hand .

Orders Locked. Update Pending.

But I just got back.

If you do allow me to update though... I handcuff Stalin and drag him outside of Russia to bash his head against a tree until he is dead. I also bring lots of Vodka to wait out the Sprit warning thing.

Also, I am sad no one has joined the Vodka party, but then again I don't blame you because of this Stalin nonsense

OCC:

@Chirstos: For once I thought that you were going to change this kind of behaviour. I was wrong. This is what happens every game:

Step One: You join a game.
Step Two: You take a position that NO ONE agrees with or you declare yourself eternal ruler of the nation or sometimes you do both.
Step Three: You start an attack on everyone that miserably fails because you have no support.
Step Four: You ragequit.

Is this fun? Because believe me, it isn't for anyone else and frankly I can't see the appeal.

 

[Yoshiegg737]

Well, since I actually had to wait until a little bit later tonight do due the update due to random smoke in my house, I guess I can allow it

 

[Jehoshua]

ooc: Ah ninjacow, you see he has a good idea (eternal and unchallengable reign) but he just has no idea how to achieve it. He needs to learn some political finesse.

 

[Yoshiegg737]

Today's Events​

To The Chief:
"Hello, new chief, this is Dmitri, your adviser. Yeah, so I heard you wanted to change the entire government system? See, the problem with that is that we cannot accept a new government system until we discover the tech that allows us to convert to that civic. See what I'm getting at here? It looks like we're stuck at Chiefdom until then. However, you can ask to beeline the research of Democracy if you so wish. Here's our current tech table and government civic list:

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We also discovered Ritualism, Pottery, Naturopathy, and Masonry. I'm sure somebody will find good uses for those new technologies. With the discovery of Masonry, we have now begun to harvest the salt near our capital.

We also discovered Trade a little bit later. We also formed a Trade Caravan allowing us to have our very first official merchants! Maybe somebody wants to join the trade Caravan?

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Also: We will likely finish a settler within the next few turns or so. Doesn't somebody wish to build a second city?

In diplomatic news, we met the Mexican Civilization. Also: The German Empire went and demanded the "Wheel" from us. We said no, and now they really don't like us. Relations with the German Empire have gone really sour.

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Two new religions, Hinduism and Kemetism, were founded in distant lands. No word yet on who discovered them

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We also discovered a new civic: Charity. Should we adopt Charity?

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Lastly, I shall present you two pictures of the surrounding area of Moscow. Y'know, for the settling of our second city. So exciting, huh? Anyway, make a plan, and present a plan like you always do. I'll see you later, then?

~Dmitri Kaminski

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Random Events
Nothing special seemed to happen. The air feels ominous.

Go to the forest to find information on the numbers.

You begin to walk into the forest...unarmed. It feels...unnatural in the forest...

A TROLL HAS APPEARED!

14: Your strong, but your fists alone are weak. It seems you will need a roll of 15 or higher to pass the troll...

Use my prestige to gain control of the two silver veins northwest of Moscow.

11: Upon great negotiation, you manage to control the two silver veins while also keeping your diamond mines. Your job has been upgraded to a Miner Manager (75gold/turn)

I meditate in the centre of moscow innefably and inscrutably to firstly accrue prestige, and secondly to manifest mystical phenomenon to show the mark of divinity

15: Your intense meditation gathers a large crowd, who applaud your divinity. You gain 150 prestige.

Buy rat repellant

You have rat repellent! (Your fish order has been grouped with the other fish orders)

I relay the idea of having store owners allow citizens to apply to work at that store. I do this outside Moscow in the grove, though, as I, as some other citizens did, have fled because of the warning of Mayor.

11: Quest Complete! People may now be hired by stores! Wages depend on the profit that the store is currently making. You yourself may higher workers at your choice of wage yourself (AKA: Other players)

A Job Offer has opened at Marcia's Store!

Emmanuele sets up a food stall at his farm and heals his leg at the apothecary's.

16: A food stall has been opened! It can be viewed on the OP. You may now sell any food item you grow at your farm at any price you wish. Food will have an affect that you may determine.

Your leg is also healed.

Throw up my hands in despair at pig headed Russians and go and build a pile of rocks by the pond.

15: Well, they may not like your ideals, but they sure like your rock pile. A work of art, as one Russian called it. You gain 120 prestige.

Take the job of food gatherer.

13: Your now the food gatherer

Trap the demonic fish and slay it.

2

After helping to kill the fish, I cook up some food for everyone.

9

Wait, I have an idea: Lets catch the fish, isolate it in a pond and catch other big fish from the lake.

3

I organize the Belarussians to quickly enact the plan to trap the Big Fish for trade, and prepare to kill it if necessary. This will increase our prestigue and my status as their leader.

17

Oh yes, that fish is so definitely screwed.

To begin, Daedalus Caragiv tries to trap the fish. In retaliation, the fish bites Daedalus's finger. No fingers falling off or anything, though. It just hurts. Vitaliy Kamnev then tries to isolate the fish in a pond. The fish, again, retaliates by biting his finger. The fish seems to like fingers, apparently. Simon, upon seeing the vicious finger biting, retreats to the back to...prepare to cook the fish. This is when Terranski Kaizorvich leads a mighty Belarussian group to destroy the fish. In terror, the fish tries to swim away, but ends up getting caught in a sneakily placed net by Terranski. In the end, Terranski heroically carries the fish over his head before giving the fish to Simon to be chopped and cooked. Terranski then later sells what remains of the fish feast for a good sum of money

Terranski Kaizorvich has completed the quest! He gains 200 prestige and 100 gold. Simon also gains 20 gold for cooking assistance.

I visit Paris to find information on Stalin's Number thingy.

2: Quest Complete! Upon your walk to Paris, you trip on a rock, and the 30 gold in your pocket falls into a nearby river. You do reach Paris, but discover that Pietr Alexandrov had already gone ahead of you, but failed to make the entire journey. You use this opportunity to attempt to get there first. WARNING: Strength level not high enough to attempt second part of quest.

Escape to the more close civ, with the holy army, and give them the defense plans of russia, soldiers, gold and make them declare war on russia to give me back the power. Also if they do this i will give them all gold of russia and OB once i get my power back.

19: What insanity, but our Somaliland neighbors cannot resist this opportunity for espionage. You gain 150 prestige. Somalia is now preparing for war against the Russian Empire.

I convince the Russians that I am indeed wise and that they should listen to my warning.

3: Try as you might, but some citizens still are not following. You do not manage to gain any prestige.

Send in the army after chrsitos, he is to be captured and brought back to Moscow, and be placed under house arrest. Guards are to be present at all times.

5: You are unable to find him, as he is hidden somewhere in the Somalian capital

I handcuff Stalin and drag him outside of Russia to bash his head against a tree until he is dead. I also bring lots of Vodka to wait out the Sprit warning thing.

17: Major Ninjacow, however, finds Stalin, drags him onto a tree outside of Moscow (Note: We have never really invented the handcuff yet, so you use a rope). You beat him up, but he doesn't really seem to die. The number above his head drops to a "2", though. You gain 160 prestige from the anti-Stalin's

Oh no! Look out!​

The warning came quite late for most Russians. Following the capture of the demonic fish in the pond inside the capital of Moscow, citizens begin to scream in horror when they heard a large rumbling sound coming from one of the hills next to Moscow. Their screams are well intentioned, however, as a massive mudslide begins to roll down the hill straight for the city of Moscow. It's not hard mud, however, and there are no large rocks inside it, so the buildings shouldn't be damaged that badly...but we're a bit more worried about the wealth of Russian's that currently call the city home.

The chief hut was located on a tall hill on the outskirts of Moscow, thus, Chief Marks was unaffected

In Paris, Niko and Pietr have no idea about what happened in Moscow

Just on the outskirts, Major Ninjacow is still beating up Stalin. However, he stops when he witnesses the shock that had just happened behind him

In the groves outside of Moscow, Musa Calil slowly smiles and nods his head. Pieter Strijdens, one of the few citizens who evacuated, sits stunned. Mr. Smith and Marcia also had evacuated with Pieter.

Emmanuele's new food stall and farm are on the outskirts of Moscow. Thus, he also watched the horror that unfolded only a few kilometers away from him.

Abdul al-Rahman was inside the mines when it all happened. He has no idea what happened either.

Everyone else, however, was in the city and is now trapped under many layers of mud. Since some people (AKA: The players of this game) are immortal, they theoretically cannot be killed by a mud slide, thus digging efforts to remove some mud from Moscow has already commenced. Luckily, the mud only reached about 3 meters, so it shouldn't take too long to dig out our small village and should be finished by nightfall. However, those buried cannot post an action for the next turn

People Buried Under the Mud
Terranski Kaizorvich
Viktor
Daedalus Caragiv
Simon
Ocel Rycerz
Vitaliy Kamnev
Sonereal
Allah
Mirza Nuri

Day 4​

Current Tribe Leader: Marks
Moscow Leader: Marks
Prestige Leader: Stalin (Christos200) with 260 prestige

What is happening right now?
A mudslide has buried half the town. Efforts to eliminate the mud has already begun.

New Things

• How disappointing. With the 4 new technologies discovered, Mr. Smith has many new things to show. That will have to wait, however.
• Hungry? Visit Emmanuele's new food stall! Now open for business!

Quests

• Help dig out the buried citizens!
• Somalia still remembers the mischief caused by Stain and are still preparing for war. Perhaps Chief Marks may have something to say about it that will save Russia from war?
• The phenomena of the number above Stalin's head remains a mystery. Journey to Paris to find somebody who may know something! (10 or more intelligence required for quest)
• Information on the number? You'll have to travel to a dark forest for the answer. Best to bring along a weapon (10 or more Strength required for quest) (Only Pietr Alexandrov and Niko may accept this quest at this moment)

Post Actions! Go!