Feud IV: The Great Revision

[christos200]

I am Allah. You are a pretender. Russia will be burned to the ground and only i can rebuilt russia. I will create a new russia. The old russia will come to an end. The old russia had nothing but civil wars. Its time to built a new russia that will be united. If we keep the old russia alive, then the civil wars will remain alive. If we completly destroy old russia and built a new one, then the civil wars will also be destroyed and russia will once again be united.

 

[Tycho]

Dig myself out of the rubble and mud, proceed to help out with recovery efforts of Moscow's citizens.

 

[Jehoshua]

Alas, digging yourself out of the mud is (inexplicably) not an option since our emminent moderator has determined that players ensconed in the comfort and warmth of freshly disturbed mud cannot post an action this turn.

 

[mayor]

if you would have heeded my warning and just left Moscow but noooooo!!!!

 

[Red_Spy]

I organize the commies into teams to help people out of the mud, while I with the army march to Somalia. The army waits on the Russian side of the border, while I go in alone to negotiate with the Somalians.

Final Speech to my troops:

" Men, this traitor was betrayed us all.Our homes are in ruin, our families lie in the mudslide, some of the men may be dead. However men, we do not give up. We are Russians! No Russian Ever gives up. We will defend the Motherland to our last drop of blood and not one moment before. Face death, knowing you did all you could to defend your land. Not one step back comrades, not one step back.

Finally, I am going in there to negotiate with the Somalians, if I do not come out remember my words comrades. You are not fighting for yourself, but for Mother Russia. And I admit, I am not a man of religion. However, in this event I would like to say, Allah, help me. That it all, and it with that I now go."

 

[christos200]

However, in this event I would like to say, Allah, help me.

I am Allah and i will not help you!

 

[topsecret]

IC:STOP FIGHTING! All I can see is mud, and I can't swim! I'll attack anyone who doesn't try to help!

OCC: I'm so peaceful...

 

[Tycho]

OOC: Ah hell... so I'm trapped and unable to do anything... perfect.

 

[Jehoshua]

ooc: Masha'allah

 

[Terrance888]

Organize the Belarussians to dig out faster, I guess, if this action is even allowed.

 

[Tycho]

Well, might as well get out my playing cards and start up a game in the mud. Or whatever the Russians have at this time for entertainment purposes.

 

[Jehoshua]

Theres always vodka, but I suppose its tainted by the mud and besides its fairly difficult to drink while submerged.

 

[Terrance888]

We play spin the vodka.

 

[spaceman98]

So it seems that those who predict the apocalypse were right for once... As for Stalin, he has 2 life left. While I have made a point of not using violence against anyone, Stalin has left even me with no choice. I call upon all people who are free to:
1: Dig people out of the mud
2: Kill Stalin

 

[momo1000]

Don't worry muddies, Abdul Rahman is on the way using his ultimate mining skills!

 

[Tycho]

We play spin the vodka.

Mmmm. Vodka love.

Don't worry muddies, Abdul Rahman is on the way using his ultimate mining skills!

Please hurry, I'm not sure how much air we have left... as well as food.

 

[Jehoshua]

we're immortal, we do not require such superfluous things as air or sustenance to perpetuate our existence. As to the common folk who are also submerged.... well im sure Allah, the most gracious, most merciful can ressurect them if he wills it to be so should you delay and by neglect cause their deaths.

 

[Red_Spy]

I am giving control of the government over to NinjaCow as long as I can control the armed forces. Is that okay?

 

[NinjaCow64]

I am giving control of the government over to NinjaCow as long as I can control the armed forces. Is that okay?

That's fine with me.

 

[Tycho]

we're immortal, we do not require such superfluous things as air or sustenance to perpetuate our existence. As to the common folk who are also submerged.... well im sure Allah, the most gracious, most merciful can ressurect them if he wills it to be so should you delay and by neglect cause their deaths.

Immortality to the rescue! But no doubt one would get hungry if you were trapped in a place.