Feud IV: The Great Revision

[NinjaCow64]

I rally the Vodkarist supporters in Somalia to stop the war.

I'll finish you later, Stalin...

 

[momo1000]

Join the trade caravan to sell diamonds and silver in foreign markets, but first use my digging skills and strength to assist my comrades trapped in the mudslide.

 

[LordNwahs6]

Wah, I'm so weak! And my gold...

Well, since I am in Paris, I should check it out, right?

Do some trading of the remaining goods I have with the people of Paris.

 

[Jehoshua]

but but, Allah is Allah and should be able to use his divine power to remove the mud. Ah well, lets just presume that Allah continues his deep meditation under the mud indifferent to the transient and ephemeral phenomena of the material world.

 

[Optical]

I use a very sharp stick to kill the troll

OOC: Hey, I got nothing better, alright?

 

[Jehoshua]

ooc: You could see about making the troll trip over a garden gnome

 

[NinjaCow64]

ooc: You could see about making the troll trip over a garden gnome

OCC: Or he could get a Mod to ban him.

 

[strijder20]

I apply for Diamond Miner and practise by hitting the mud with a pickaxe.

 

[Jehoshua]

OCC: Or he could get a Mod to ban him.

that would depend on that nature of this troll. Is it a bridge dwelling, petromorphic, sunlight fearing troll who is clumsy enough to trip over a garden gnome. Or is it a troll in the manner of which you imply. I suppose that is for the trolls combatant to find out.

 

[Optical]

@Strijder: One problem, I can't do that unless you have a branch in Paris. Same problem with everyone else's ideas, I can't use them if I can't talk to your characters

 

[W|M]

Emmanuele rushes to give the survivors help and food

Prices after the mudslide will be:

Grain - 2 gold
Bread - 5 gold
Fruits (Apples, Pears, e.t.c.) - 10 gold
Wheat - 2 gold
Potatoes - 5 gold
Meat pie - 20 gold
Apple pie - 30 gold
Onions - 5 gold

 

[christos200]

I kill anyone who attacks me, go to the Somalians and tell them that if they support me, when i become king i will give them OB, all of russia techs and gold. Also i, with the holy army, join the Somalian army and attack russia.

You russians thought you had defeated me but now i returned much stronger. How did you ever thought that you have defeated the absolute creator of the universe and your immortal emperor, me!! Now russia will be burned to the ground. I will create a new russia. A united russia, loyal only to me. All hail Stalin, divine emperor of russia and Allah.

 

[filli_noctus]

Did I not have time to scramble to the top of my pile of rocks

 

[christos200]

Does anyone want to join me or all players will be executed?

 

[mayor]

I sent the spirits to support General Olaf with the troll in such a manner that the troll doesn't have to die (because the troll is a creature of the forest and therefore deserves my help to stay alive) while I, benevolent as I am, help remove the mud trusting the Russians will now accept my wisdom and will give me the appropriate respect.

ooc: @Yoshi: you should really talk to Skwink..he knows how to give me good rolls time after time

 

[christos200]

Anyone who joins me will be blessed, anyone who fights me will be dead.

 

[Jehoshua]

Your destruction is inevitable Stalin, for Allah the first and the last, the most gracious, most merciful, master of spirits and Lord of all things wills it to be so. As it was before your armies will be crushed by the power of the Most High, and this time you shall recieve no clemency from Him who is, for he has condemned your soul to oblivion!

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ooc: honestly the combined power of everyone severely circumscribes your potential for success in the manner of your current strategy of "piss everyone off and attempt to usurp power by force".

 

[christos200]

ooc: But even if i die the somalians will attack.

ic: You cant deafet me. I am immortal.

 

[mayor]

ooc: no...

Somalia still remembers the mischief caused by Stain and are still preparing for war.

If we would execute you or arrest you and deliver you to them they probably stop their war preperations...

 

[Jehoshua]

ooc: That or someone will convince them that your delusional and non-representative of Russia and they wont.

IC: The Immortals exist because Allah wills them to be so that mankind may have paragons of chosen paths, good and ill, to follow. At the end humanity will be judged by Allah by the path it takes, whether it be the path of wisdom and submission to Allah, or the path of chaos and deception. One path leads to eternity, the other to utter nonexistence.