Feud IV: The Great Revision

[Red_Spy]

Send out patrols to look for Stalin.

 

[Caragus]

Find a way to heal my burned legs.

 

[W|M]

Emmanuele requests the Russian army to make a patrol on the route from Moscow to the quarry to look out for wolves.

 

[LordNwahs6]

Return back to Russia, and settle in Nova Minsk.

 

[spaceman98]

Organize people to build a wall in Moscow

 

[topsecret]

Since some mean person took 50 gold... AND my walls were sloppy (obviously switched at night by thieves...)

I help the man from Nova Minsk to set up a weaponry

Also, Spend 60 gold for +6 Socialbility and +3 Intellegence.

 

[Tycho]

Join the thieves guild.

 

[Terrance888]

Governor Orders

Spoiler old :

Governor's Orders By Terranski Kaizorvich for Nova Minsk

Workboat->Seafood Improvement/General Food Improvement (Lighthouse/Granary, depending on what's appropriate)
Note: We seem to be close to the happy limit already! This cannot stand; be ready to order the production of Happy-enhancing building or connect resources to keep order as migrants arrive.

Finally, as unit orders, I want to ask Major Ninja cow to build the Vius Prispetus to connect Nova Minsk to Moscow. It will lead first due west, then south to the Marble vein south of the Prispet Lakes, then north east into Minsk. In the future, a northern branch can be dug to facilitate the digging of a mine upon that hill.

New:

First, we will build a granary/lighthouse.
Second, we will pop out a quick unit to patrol the route back to moscow against thieves and bandits. Try to help the migrants and such.
After that, continue normally. (workboat start)

Dear Major Ninja Cow, Chief of all Russias
Nova Minsk has much to offer to Russia. Despite not at our desired location, it provides fish, sea and fresh air, a chance for someone to start life anew.

We have heard much of the going-ons in Moscow due to the new migrants; of crazy people burning each other, of bandits, wolves and crazies. Heck, even in Nova Minsk a sloppy wall was built, which was so ugly that my people tore it up almost immediately. However, let's focus on the bandits.

Nova Minsk is still young, Major, and can't afford to spend too much energy on units to stop these bandits. Our migrants are vurnable, and although I will call out a militia I must as you to send a unit to flush out the thieves and bandits.

In addition, I would suggest a road, called Vius Prispectus, or the Road of the Prispect Marshes in honor the large lake-like marsh between us. This will ensure the safety of our people and unite Nova Minsk firmly with Russia.

Your honorable servant and fellow Mayor, Terranski Kaizorvich

Personal Orders
I will personally help our people form militias and fishing gangs (speed production of Fishing Boats and a simple Unit) using my experience in organization.

Command as the Mayor of Nova Minsk, Terranski Kaizorvich
As given by the Town Crier
Come ye, come ye to the fire pit!
Let's all gather around for a sit.
Terranski Kaizorvich invites
You to all come and tease your appetite
Join in the talk and the fun to discuss
the future of Nova Minsk without fuss!

I.E. Come talk to me about improving the city!

 

[momo1000]

BACON! He was the best pork named dog I ever had!

 

[NinjaCow64]

I find the key and unlock the Vodka Room, setting up a socialist economy based around Vodka.

 

[LordNwahs6]

Important Things

Top 5 Most Prestigious

1. Stalin - 260
2. Major Ninjacow - 255
3. Terranski Kaizorvich - 235
4. Niko - 220
5. Marks - 200

Important Event's of History

• We are all born
• We invent communism and Islam
• The large fire happened
• The fight for the true Allah
• The mighty mudslide

Mr. Smith's Job Store
Farmer - 10 Gold (Emmanuele Paolo)
Gardener - 20 Gold
Stone Crafter - 15 Gold (Daedalus Caragiv)
Clay Crafter - 40 Gold
Food Gatherer - 15 Gold (Tycho)
Water Gatherer - 15 Gold (Simon)
Fish Gatherer - 15 Gold
Salt Worker - 15 Gold
Ritual Leader - 50 Prestige
Firefighter - 30 Gold, 10 Prestige (Vitaliy Kamnev)
Preacher of Daedalism - 60 Prestige (Daedalus Caragiv)
Diamond Miner - 30 Gold (Pieter Strijdens)
Miner Manager - 75 Gold (Abdul al-Rahman)

Marcia's Talent Store
Job Offer (Assistant): Pays 15 Gold and 10 Prestige a Turn
Gain 3 points in any category - 20 Gold

Herb and Powder Cures (Run by Pieter Strijdens)
(Hired Assistant Rolan Vikolov - 1 Gold/Turn)

Boarclaw (+1 Strength (One Use Only)) - 2 Gold
Green tea (+1 Intelligence (Once Use Only)) - 2 Gold
Rat, Bat, and Insect Repellent Herbs - 5 Gold
Heal - 10 Gold

Food Stall (Run by Emmanuele Paolo)
Grain - 2 gold
Bread - 5 gold
Fruits (Apples, Pears, e.t.c.) - 10 gold
Wheat - 2 gold
Potatoes - 5 gold
Meat pie - 20 gold
Apple pie - 30 gold
Onions - 5 gold

Looks like the prestige list needs to be updated...

 

[Optical]

20 (ULTIMATE ROLL): Oh dear...you rolled a 20. Umm...hmm...(Random Number Generator, Y U Hate me???).

That would be Murphy's Law of Hopeless Inevitability. If somebody says they hope something doesn't happen, and that something happening is guaranteed to majorly screw things up, it's guaranteed to happen.

Help the young man set up a weaponry.

 

[strijder20]

I try again, and this time I cut logs while playing the violin (everyone knows playing the violin improves yoir woodcutting
skills).
I also spend 100 gold on sociability and another hundred on intelligence.

 

[christos200]

Create an army to protect my fort and set up defenses so i can stay in the forst for at least 4 years in an event of siege.

 

[Jehoshua]

It is only natural that the opponent of Allah failed to challenge him, for Allah is the almighty, the most gracious, most merciful. In other news the Russians with new fervour glorify Allah, and grant him through their praise the new title of Most Prestigious.

However to the matter at hand, Allah has heard the prayers of a weaponsmith who wishes to create a weaponry to fight against evil beings, and the enemies of Allah. Allah bestows his blessing upon him and using his divine power...

"aids the young man in the construction of a weaponry for use in the fight against evil beings and other enemies of Allah"

 

[W|M]

...Yoshi?

 

[Yoshiegg737]

But it hasn't even been a week yet...

 

[W|M]

I think everyone's orders have been sent, though.

 

[christos200]

Do you expect Yoshi to update before a year is passed and everyone thinks that this is dead?

 

[Tycho]

Nerm, I can wait a while for the new update.