Feud IV: The Great Revision

[Tycho]

ooc: I'm pulling out due to expanded work commitments, however as I believe in going out with a bang I'm making one last order.

Burn Moscow to the ground and dance naked in the ashes.

I'd say that that is going out with a bang right there.

 

[filli_noctus]

ooc: I can do nothing but pre-emptively apologise if this gets a 20.

 

[NinjaCow64]

ooc: I'm pulling out due to expanded work commitments, however as I believe in going out with a bang I'm making one last order.

Burn Moscow to the ground and dance naked in the ashes.

OCC: Oh dear lord this is almost as bad as Swop 'n Stop two. :shudder:

 

[Yoshiegg737]

Oh, our first drop out. I sure hope that doesnt get a 20 or I'll have to get really creative

 

[mayor]

it would just be another mudslide... with a bit more serious consequences

 

[strijder20]

I don't want my store to get burned
And Mayor, why aren't you at school today?

 

[mayor]

well, for one I don't go to school anymore
I'm currently working on my thesis in an office

Spoiler Nederlands :

Ik ben aan het afstuderen van het HBO momenteel
This is Dutch because I find it to hard to explain it in English atm

and the reason I'm here... I need distraction every once in a while

 

[strijder20]

Oh. Well, my fault :facepalm:. I should have known that, as I already read your age somewhere.

 

[mayor]

you saw it probably about a month ago ;p

ah well. if all goes well I'll be back in classes this time next year (and no I'm not gonna teach )

 

[Tycho]

Hope you are enjoying your job mayor .

 

[spaceman98]

Orders edited

 

[NinjaCow64]

well, for one I don't go to school anymore
I'm currently working on my thesis in an office

Spoiler Nederlands :

Ik ben aan het afstuderen van het HBO momenteel
This is Dutch because I find it to hard to explain it in English atm

and the reason I'm here... I need distraction every once in a while

Google Translated into English:

"I'm graduating in the current HBO"

lolwut?

 

[strijder20]

Google translate fails.
It's 'I'm currently graduating in the HBO'

 

[NinjaCow64]

Google translate fails.
It's 'I'm currently graduating in the HBO'

HBO? As far as I know HBO is an American TV station.

 

[strijder20]

Never heard of it.
'Happy Broadcast Office"?

 

[mayor]

Hope you are enjoying your job mayor .

yeah, I actually am doing research and telling a institute how to make money off companies is pretty fun

Google Translated into English:

"I'm graduating in the current HBO"

lolwut?

HBO? As far as I know HBO is an American TV station.

HBO is hoger beroeps onderwijs (Higher professional education) I explained it somewhere in the SG

Google translate fails.
It's 'I'm currently graduating in the HBO'

I think it's translated to: I'm currently graduating from the HBO (HBO being a substitute for University)
do you graduate from the university? or is there an other word for that?

anyway on topic:
My orders wil come somewhere this week.... haven't had the time yet to think of something

 

[topsecret]

I think it's translated to: I'm currently graduating from the HBO (HBO being a substitute for University)
do you graduate from the university? or is there an other word for that?

That's correct

 

[Yoshiegg737]

Update on Monday

 

[Tycho]

Very good.

 

[Yoshiegg737]

Today's Events​

Random Events
As the new era dawns on the Russian tribe, thieves begin to come out! Apparently, some people have learned pick-pocketing, and the good water gatherer Simon was pick-pocketed out of 50 gold this morning

Meanwhile, Viktor managed to catch one of these thieves, who was attempting to steal from the talent store. His reward was a special and free lesson, which made Viktor gain 1 on all his stats.

Shop Sales
Herb and Powder Cures has made 130 Gold
Food Stall is becoming more popular and made 140 Gold

I train the Russian Armed forces to be stronger, and more efficient.

17: Your advice is well heard. You sociability skill rises by 2, you gain 200 prestige, and you have stronger and more efficient troops

Train my puppy (who I have named Bacon) to hunt down Stalin, and then give his position to General Red_Spy.

1 (WORST POSSIBLE ROLL!): Sadly, one unintelligent citizen of Moscow thought your puppy looked delicious and ate it. He said it tasted like Bacon. Even worse, you were blamed for this crime of animal cruelty! You have been jailed and cannot make an action for the next turn!

I pay the 20 gold to increase my strength, and then venture into the forest...

18 (19): Your persuasion skills are terrific as you venture past the troll and travel deep into the forest! Soon, you arrive at an old abandoned hut. Curious, you walk inside...to find that there is nothing there. There should be something here...but it seems that somebody had already taken it. Although the locals shower you with 400 prestige when you leave the forest as your quest reward.

Venture to Nova Minsk and build a house just outside the town

9: Upon traveling to Nova Minsk, you end up spraining your ankle and returning to Moscow. It wasn't a severe sprain, and healed quickly, but your not in Nova Minsk.

I gather 100 planks in the forest while dancing, and then bring them to Mr. Smith.

Do stats affect rolls? In that case, I spend 100 gold on the stats which improves my success of completing the quest.

Sadly, stats do not affect rolls. Rolls are completely random and stats do...other things

3: Mmm...no. It seems you danced so much that your 100 planks of wood were sloppy and not approved by Mr. Smith (Roll of 12 or higher to succeed)

Stop filli_noctus...

8: You try your best, but he's gone mad! He can't be stoooooopped!

Emmanuele takes salt from the quarry to Moscow

5: Well, we all seem to be unlucky today. And that includes Emmanuele, who was forced to abandon his collected salt after being chased by wolves

Create a huge fort and pay some mercenary soldiers to join me and defend my fort. My fort will be at a secret location in the russian mountains so no one can find me.

10: You struggle to find mercenary soldiers to join you. Although you have a nice fort now (+2 to defense rolls)

I start up a Propaganda machine to convince even more settlers to come to Nova Minsk. With me in a starring role.

17: Your Propaganda machine is a success, and you gain 230 prestige from it while attracting more settlers to Nova Minsk

Using my chiefly powers, I set up a socialist economy based around Vodka.

Also, as the chief I officially declare that all people helping Christos in the mountains are criminals and should be killed on sight. Anyone who does so will get some Vodka.

4: They can't, for it seems somebody has dropped the key to the storage house for the vodka

Debate with any who question my Daedalan philosophy, and answer any questions the people have.

19: Your wise words have reached the people, who further believe the importance of the Daedalan Preacher. Your Preacher of Daedalism job has increased to 60 prestige/turn and you have gained 120 prestige and 2 sociability skills. You also gain more followers.

Retrieve dropped data from wolf's den in the forest.

14: You retrieve the data and bring it back safely! What a hero! You are given a fine steel sword (+2 on attack rolls) and gain the quest reward of 350 prestige!

Quest Complete!

Allah composes a morning ritual chant for the worship of Allah for the russians to vote on

As Musa Calil has failed to compose a ritual chant, you automatically win! Your chant shall be spoken for days to come! Oh, and the 500 prestige you have just gained doesn't hurt either.

Quest Complete!

Simon, after seeing almost all the quests are taken, decides to travel to Nova Minsk and support Terranaski by building walls.

8: Your walls are sloppy and unacceptable by the standards of the people of Nova Minsk

Burn Moscow to the ground and dance naked in the ashes.

20 (ULTIMATE ROLL): Oh dear...you rolled a 20. Umm...hmm...(Random Number Generator, Y U Hate me???). In your maddened state, you aim to find "Moscow" and destroy it. However, you run into a young man named Moscow, whom you light on fire and dance on his burned body. The guards of Moscow seize you and you are executed for madness. Thank you for playing!

Night 5​

Current Tribe Leader: Major Ninjacow
Moscow Leader: Major Ninjacow
Nova Minsk Leader: Terranski Kaizorvich
Prestige Leader: Currently Unavailable, as the OP Leaderboard is being revamped

What is happening right now?
Thieves in the night! Watch your pockets!

Trade Caravan Party:
Abdul al-Rahman

New Things

• Sadly, there are no new things. However, Russians have risen with new ideas!

Quests

• Many hostile beings are abound nowadays, and one young man in Nova Minsk wishes to set up a Weaponry. Will you assist him?
• Mr. Smith says he has a big idea that involves one major thing in Russian society: Housing. Russian homes are drafty and rather ugly at the moment. Mr. Smith says this will be a big quest and this is merely just the beginning. To start, just visit Mr. Smith... (7 or more Stamina required for this quest)
• Alright, part 2! Mr. Smith orders you to bring him 100 log planks! Just what might he be thing of? (Roll of 12 or higher to succeed.) (Only Pieter Strijdens may accept this quest for the moment)
• Thieves in the night! Enroll as a guard to help stop these thieves.
• Ever want to be part of the dark side? The thieves guild is accepting new thieves!

Post Actions! Go!