Funny IM messages

[Strider]

Some additional ones:

*** Topic in #ramen is 'note to sober self: this is drunk skunko, you got laid last night by alycia. YEA'

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* CM[rebirth] annihilates SumDumGoy with a high energy carbon plasma sphere. (Think DragonballZ "fireballs").
* !SumDumGoy pokes CM.
<SumDumGoy> I win.
<CM[rebirth]> Damn! :O

 

[CivFan91]

Whoever deleted my post, you have my apologies.

Now, one that isn't borderline:

<Tetrad> the program I just wrote 1) compiled the first time without any errors and 2) worked like it was supposed to
<Tetrad> I don't know whether to be proud or scared to death

 

[Ultima Dragoon]

@Ultima: The Spartacus quote is one of my favourites

I love that one too. No wonder it's one of the best 100 quotes on bash. That firsat one I posted is my favourite, though.

 

[Swedishguy]

<Zanthis(ALE)> AFK, tornado

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<BombScare> i beat the internet
<BombScare> the end guy is hard

I swear, from now on I'm typing my posts in tags.

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I wonder who the end guy is..?

 

[steviejay]

Holy crap! I'm on bash.org!

http://bash.org/?697126

heh I saw that. Quite good

I'm so glad for this thread. I don't want to click on Bash.org cause I'm at work and I'm sure the firewall would go nuts

 

[azzaman333]

<reo4k> just type /quit whoever, and it'll quit them from irc
* luckyb1tch has quit IRC (r`heaven)
* r3devl has quit IRC (r`heaven)
* sasopi has quit IRC (r`heaven)
* phhhfft has quit IRC (r`heaven)
* blackersnake has quit IRC (r`heaven)
<ibaN`reo4k[ex]> that's gotta hurt
<r`heaven>

hehehehe....

 

[Swedishguy]

hehehehe....

 

[Ultima Dragoon]

<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up
<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up
<phxl|paper> and DANCE
* nmp3bot dances :D-<
* nmp3bot dances :D|-<
* nmp3bot dances :D/-<
<[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet

<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind
<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick ****ers)
<anamexis> :<

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

<benja> A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question
asked was:"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the
food shortage in the rest of the world?"
<benja> The survey was a huge failure...
<benja> In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
<benja> In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
<benja> In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
<benja> In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
<benja> In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
<benja> In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
<benja> And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant

 

[CivFan91]

<xNichG> anyone have a good way to visualize 3d vector fields and surfaces?
<Nap> LSD?

 

[Strider]

The fourth time this thread has been bumped.

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<kaGirl01> the nest time we have sex.... can it be to the tune of star trek??
<kaGirl01> ohh ummmm wrong window, please excuse that
<evilroot> . . . . . . . .

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annonymous: there is this post on the IMDB board asking if saw III has any nudity because they want to know if they can take their kids to it

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[Heretic_Cata]

<benja> A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question
asked was:"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the
food shortage in the rest of the world?"
<benja> The survey was a huge failure...
<benja> In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
<benja> In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
<benja> In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
<benja> In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
<benja> In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
<benja> In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
<benja> And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant

Priceless

<kaGirl01> the nest time we have sex.... can it be to the tune of star trek??
<kaGirl01> ohh ummmm wrong window, please excuse that
<evilroot> . . . . . . . .

That happens to me alot on yahoo messenger. I once told a guy (completley out of context) :
"We should start doing it RIGHT NOW."
You can imagine what he thought i meant.


EDIT: I found one on that site:

<NES> lol
<NES> I download something from Napster
<NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
<NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
<NES> "getting my song back ****er"

<Th3No0b> Im going to be the next hitler
<Th3No0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
<RageAgainsttheAmish> why the clown
<Th3No0b> See? no one cares about the jews
<RageAgainsttheAmish> lmao

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

<@Avalanche> The other night, I was at a friends house. And we had a bon-fire. I turned the lights out, got a marshmellow, set it on fire. Then began to run around the yard, with the marshmellow on fire, waving it in the air. Everyone was like "WTH are you doing". I said "guess what I am". They replied "I dont know". I replied "space shuttle columbia". I thought it was funny joke, if you take away the sick tragedy of losing human life.

 

[CivFan91]

<TunnelArmr> Cool! I finally found the Womrs 2 demo
<TunnelArmr> I mean Womrs 2
<TunnelArmr> I mean Wrms 2
<TunnelArmr> Worm 2 even
<TunnelArmr> GOD **** IT!!!!!!!!!!
<ThePython> having trouble saying wrmos Tunnel?
<ThePython> i mean wmros
<ThePython> i mean mrwos
<ThePython> GOD ******!

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

* St-Lemur puts pasta next to antipasti
<KCaesar> You FOOL! You'll kill us all!

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

<mogismog> I hate people who come onto IRC and whine

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

<Toazt> "Too few women on the internet?
<Toazt> There are lots of women on the internet,
<Toazt> only most of them are naked and in JPG-format."

<Dipstick`> women exist?
<Dipstick`> well.. i've seen drawings
<Dipstick`> and my mother CLAIMS to be a women
<Dipstick`> i don't believe it though.... she doesn't look anything like the drawings

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

<Cypher_Dyne> I feel like ipizza tonight.
<Nakoo> Ipizza?
<[Smoke]> That's the pizza for Mac users
<[Smoke]> iPizza
<[Smoke]> It's semi-transparent and comes in at least 5 colors
<[Smoke]> Also, iPizza is in no way compatible with your current pizza cutting tools

 

[Lord_Iggy]

<Thlayli> Good work. You may have your lightsaber.
Lord_Iggy accepts lighsaber, laughs wickedly, and arms split apart, General Grievous-style.
<Thlayli> What have I done?!
Lord_Iggy pauses momentarily, then screams in agony.
<Lord_Iggy> Ah yes, my arms are apparently still human.
<Lord_Iggy> I'm typing with my face now.
<Thlayli> Ouch.

 

[CivFan91]

^

<ToastyX> CNQ: Use webserve.dal.net, it's new and reliable
<ToastyX> I never get peered from it.
*** ToastyX has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)


<@Tilt> this is the funniest thing i have ever read in a [source code] TODO list
<@Tilt> * Learn C++

<maddox> You know what I hate? Programs that pretend like they're sentient beings. Ftp daemons are the worst.. you type "bye" and it responds: "221 bye bye".. or your login fails and you execute a command, it says "log in first, then I might let you do that." Yeah? Well echo "**** you" > /usr/bin/ftp
<professor> hahaha.
<maddox> "bzip2: I won't write compressed data to a terminal."
<maddox> no, "you" won't write anything because you can't. You're a piece of *** binary written by a lonely programmer who has seen 2001 too many ****ing times.

<{LD}> roses are red
<{LD}> violets are blue
<{LD}> in soviet russia
<{LD}> poems write you

* HowardDean has joined #politics
<HowardDean> yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

<W-ll-am> well its nearly working
<BoltBait> You are aware, code that ALMOST works looks NOTHING like the code that ACTUALLY works.
<W-ll-am> dont tell me that, its due tomorrow