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- Thread starter Strider
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<BLOODHat> Nakago: I got Civ3 to work
<Nakago> good.. I'm about to burn mine
<Nakago> its so fun when every race in the game declares war against you at the same time
<Dr_Tofu> nakago: now you see what afghanistan feels like
<Nakago> good.. I'm about to burn mine
<Nakago> its so fun when every race in the game declares war against you at the same time
<Dr_Tofu> nakago: now you see what afghanistan feels like
[aphr0] nothing like relaxing after a hefty civ3 session with some simpsons and some chicken gravy rice
[WillLab] you have to relax after playing a game?
[WillLab] like the game is the stressful part of your day?
[aphr0] you try battling 5 nations
[WillLab] I hate you
xheliox: Did you see that NASCAR has started a literacy program?
linenoyz: no
xheliox: Isn't that like using the KKK to promote civil rights?
[WillLab] you have to relax after playing a game?
[WillLab] like the game is the stressful part of your day?
[aphr0] you try battling 5 nations
[WillLab] I hate you
xheliox: Did you see that NASCAR has started a literacy program?
linenoyz: no
xheliox: Isn't that like using the KKK to promote civil rights?
SuperBeaverInc.
Groucho
(V_Audax) flip da flop da boing floygan
(d-_-b) v_audax has been possessed by the spirit of cosby~!?~@
(d-_-b) v_audax has been possessed by the spirit of cosby~!?~@
WerBackIII
Jar of the Rotting Brain
To start with!
max-e 15:16:45: how are the girls ?
Overlord 15:17:07: who?
max-e 15:17:18: your girls?
Overlord 15:17:24: 404
max-e 15:16:45: how are the girls ?
Overlord 15:17:07: who?
max-e 15:17:18: your girls?
Overlord 15:17:24: 404
flaming_iles
Warlord
- Joined
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- Messages
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I found this one quite funny (from bash.org)
<BronsonTheBeef> So we were supposed to have a guest speaker in one of my classes
<BronsonTheBeef> to talk about diversity and racism and **** today
<BronsonTheBeef> prof's never met him..
<BronsonTheBeef> in walks this super black gangsta ghetto dude
<BronsonTheBeef> he's got a 'pimp' chain around his neck, wearing FUBU everything
<BronsonTheBeef> has a gold watch and a ring on each finger, smells like pot and beer
<BronsonTheBeef> he even had a do-rag on and a cigarrette tucked behind his ear
<BronsonTheBeef> walks in in true rapper style flashing his crazy ghetto signs at us
<BronsonTheBeef> the prof's like...'are you... jeff?'
<BronsonTheBeef> he goes 'true dat, ho' and says 'you all my niggaz!' and he turns in a circle
<BronsonTheBeef> waving his arms in the air singing about 'niggaz in 'da house' or some ****
<BronsonTheBeef> so she tells him to give his speech on diversity and ****
<BronsonTheBeef> and he starts talkin about 'the man' and how 'white folk be dissin'
<BronsonTheBeef> then like a minute later this other black dude runs in dressed in a suit
<BronsonTheBeef> and says 'sorry I'm late'
<BronsonTheBeef> it turns out the first black dude was just baked. he doesn't even go to college
<BronsonTheBeef> he just wanted to buy weed in the dorms
<BronsonTheBeef> So we were supposed to have a guest speaker in one of my classes
<BronsonTheBeef> to talk about diversity and racism and **** today
<BronsonTheBeef> prof's never met him..
<BronsonTheBeef> in walks this super black gangsta ghetto dude
<BronsonTheBeef> he's got a 'pimp' chain around his neck, wearing FUBU everything
<BronsonTheBeef> has a gold watch and a ring on each finger, smells like pot and beer
<BronsonTheBeef> he even had a do-rag on and a cigarrette tucked behind his ear
<BronsonTheBeef> walks in in true rapper style flashing his crazy ghetto signs at us
<BronsonTheBeef> the prof's like...'are you... jeff?'
<BronsonTheBeef> he goes 'true dat, ho' and says 'you all my niggaz!' and he turns in a circle
<BronsonTheBeef> waving his arms in the air singing about 'niggaz in 'da house' or some ****
<BronsonTheBeef> so she tells him to give his speech on diversity and ****
<BronsonTheBeef> and he starts talkin about 'the man' and how 'white folk be dissin'
<BronsonTheBeef> then like a minute later this other black dude runs in dressed in a suit
<BronsonTheBeef> and says 'sorry I'm late'
<BronsonTheBeef> it turns out the first black dude was just baked. he doesn't even go to college
<BronsonTheBeef> he just wanted to buy weed in the dorms
Jawz II
Oh Dear
Ill have to look into this bash.org, that was really funny.
Heretic_Cata
We're gonna live forever
These should be posted in the bigger thread.
Old Spice
King
I hope this doesn't get me in to deep, I don't think that changing a D to a G would hurt anyone that badly...
My fav so far.
My fav so far.
Spoiler :
JonnyB
Workaholic
And For the record, I am Not JonJonB
Technocactus
Lurker
<jgaddis> boolean: I just got outta prison last Monday.
<boolean> jgaddis: how many people in jail use linux?
<Brian> I'll drink to that.
<Huitzil> You'll drink to changing the batteries in your smoke detector!
<Huitzil> Which is quite important, don't get me wrong, but not really a drinkable occurance.
<Brian> Hey! I don't have a drinking problem!
<Brian> If anything, I'm TOO good at it. <_<
<boolean> jgaddis: how many people in jail use linux?
<Brian> I'll drink to that.
<Huitzil> You'll drink to changing the batteries in your smoke detector!
<Huitzil> Which is quite important, don't get me wrong, but not really a drinkable occurance.
<Brian> Hey! I don't have a drinking problem!
<Brian> If anything, I'm TOO good at it. <_<
Ultima Dragoon
FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!
Yeesh, a lotta bash quotes in here
Tubby Rower
Chronic Slacker
the quotes are good for me since bash.org is banned from work but thankfully not cfc 
Erik Mesoy
Core Tester / Intern
This regards a rather horrible RPG which has been making the rounds on the Internet.
Strider
In Retrospect
- Joined
- Jan 7, 2002
- Messages
- 8,984
<guyen> so she gets pulled over, and as the bike cop walks up to her, she asks "are you going to at least try to sell me a ticket to the highway patrolmen's ball?"
<guyen> then the cop goes "highway patrolmen don't have balls, ma'am"
<guyen> and she busts out laughing, he finally gets it and just turns around, gets on his bike, and rides away without another word
<guyen> she just sits in her car laughing for like five minutes before she starts her car again
<guyen> ****, if i'd try to say something like that he would have gone LAPD on my ass
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<TriPa^> my mother is a cleaning fanatic
<TriPa^> one Saturday she told me and my brother to get down to the playroom and straighten it up
<TriPa^> we had a party there the previous evening, and she was none too happy about the mess
<TriPa^> as she watched us work, it was clear that Mom was completely dissatisfied with our cleaning efforts and let us know it
<TriPa^> finally my brother, exasperated with having to do it all over, reached for a broom and asked Mom:
<TriPa^> can I use this, or were you planning to go somewhere?
<guyen> then the cop goes "highway patrolmen don't have balls, ma'am"
<guyen> and she busts out laughing, he finally gets it and just turns around, gets on his bike, and rides away without another word
<guyen> she just sits in her car laughing for like five minutes before she starts her car again
<guyen> ****, if i'd try to say something like that he would have gone LAPD on my ass
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<TriPa^> my mother is a cleaning fanatic
<TriPa^> one Saturday she told me and my brother to get down to the playroom and straighten it up
<TriPa^> we had a party there the previous evening, and she was none too happy about the mess
<TriPa^> as she watched us work, it was clear that Mom was completely dissatisfied with our cleaning efforts and let us know it
<TriPa^> finally my brother, exasperated with having to do it all over, reached for a broom and asked Mom:
<TriPa^> can I use this, or were you planning to go somewhere?
<Thlayli>Hey Iggy
<Thlayli>I want to surrender to the Swade
<Thlayli>just let them have all my land
<Thlayli>and kill all my women and Children
<Thlayli>okay
<Lord_Iggy>?
<Thlayli>Let Swiss win
<Lord_Iggy>WTF!?!
<Thlayli>he is like teh Awesomeness
<Thlayli>I <3 Swiss
<Lord_Iggy>Oh wait, this isn't Thlayli.
<Thlayli>i bow to his glory
<Lord_Iggy>Hi Swissempire
***Thlayli is now known as Swissempire
<Swissempire>Espionage is so awesome
<Swissempire>Bladeist spies rule
<Thlayli>I want to surrender to the Swade
<Thlayli>just let them have all my land
<Thlayli>and kill all my women and Children
<Thlayli>okay
<Lord_Iggy>?
<Thlayli>Let Swiss win
<Lord_Iggy>WTF!?!
<Thlayli>he is like teh Awesomeness
<Thlayli>I <3 Swiss
<Lord_Iggy>Oh wait, this isn't Thlayli.
<Thlayli>i bow to his glory
<Lord_Iggy>Hi Swissempire
***Thlayli is now known as Swissempire
<Swissempire>Espionage is so awesome
<Swissempire>Bladeist spies rule
Swissempire
Poet Jester
LMAO, yes
