Funny Screenshots: Part Deux

[Kullervo]

1) "What do you mean, why am I always drunk? Have you looked at our surroundings?"
2) That city has changed hands 4 times in one turn... first the Russians grabbed it with a lucky warrior, then Ragnar, then the barbarians, and now it will be me...
3) What were they, hiding in the sewers?
4) Wait... what?

Spoiler :

I didn't rename a unit or anything...

5) So many nationalities... this may be one of those shots that make me alone laugh.

 

[acivguy55]

1) "What do you mean, why am I always drunk? Have you looked at our surroundings?"

I play standard BTS 3.19 and have never seen such crazy starts as some peeps post here. Are you playing a mod?

 

[danjuno]

1:I am so evil.
2:Huh?
3:I didn't know Hannibal Speaks Noob!

 

[Kullervo]

Aicv, that's actually perfectworld from LoR, a mod for BTS. But it's not so great... I had a max of about 12 population most of the game. And luxuries tend to come in clusters anyway... I've had jungle starts with 9 gems, 6 riverside, in my BFC. I got Astronomy in 25 AD.

 

[choxorn]

Clearly, there was a famine in Mecca, so the people of Thebes gave them some food. But, Thebes gave too much food, and ran short 10 years later, at which point there was no longer a famine in Mecca, so they gave some food to Thebes. It totally makes sense.

Pics 1 and 3 are too blurry to read, BTW.

 

[Revenant]

Sun Tzu radiates an evil aura

Spoiler :

 

[Jerrymander]

I think he just farted.

 

[bestrfcplayer]

I think he just farted.

Must of had a lot of beans......

 

[danjuno]

Clearly, there was a famine in Mecca, so the people of Thebes gave them some food. But, Thebes gave too much food, and ran short 10 years later, at which point there was no longer a famine in Mecca, so they gave some food to Thebes. It totally makes sense.

Pics 1 and 3 are too blurry to read, BTW.

1: Monty has 10- against me for "Razing his cities".
3: The Carthagian City's is Iol, which looks like LOL in lowercase letters.

 

[Derakon]

In my current game, Tokugawa has -6 against me for my nuking his friends' cities, and -16 against me for my nuking his cities. Oh, and -4 for making arrogant demands. You can stack that one up as much as you like, pretty much.

Honestly I'm not trying very hard to actually kill him. I just enjoy filling his countryside with fallout.

...geeze, and I just realized he's Japanese. This might be in poor taste. Oh, well...

 

[danjuno]

Mehmed:What do you want for half my iron reserves?
Saladin: Half my fish stores, half my marble reserves, half my stone piles, half my sheep herds, and 2k per turn.
Mehmed: All that for one strategic resource?
Saladin: WHATEVER! Just take the [XXXXXX] rocks and beasts and gimme that IRON!
Mehmed: Okay.....

 

[j_mie6]

I don't get kullvo's sewer one...

 

[kcd_swede]

Didn't think this could happen! I founded a city next to a wolf, and he had nowhere to get bounced to, so he stayed there next to my city! Nice doggie... niiiiice doggie...

 

[happyturtle]

I don't get kullvo's sewer one...

The 'friendly tribe' event usually happens in a wilderness tile, but it actually happened in the city itself. So where was this friendly tribe living?

 

[Badhron]

I didn't know my computer could get one of those.

 

[j_mie6]

@badhron: Lmao!!!
@Happyturtle: Thanks, maybee they came from the urban jungle or maybee they are a group of nomads who were passing by....

 

[Ddude97]

Nah, they were as he said, living underground in the sewers

 

[bestbrian]

The 'friendly tribe' event usually happens in a wilderness tile, but it actually happened in the city itself. So where was this friendly tribe living?

CHUDs!

 

[Derakon]

I didn't know my computer could get one of those.

Just for reference, "std" is also short for "standard", and is a common word in many C++ programs (it indicates things that are part of the "standard library").

 

[Dragonxander PR]

She's EVIL, I TELL YOU!!!

Spoiler :

Spoiler :

Btw, I like to nickname her "Isabel la Diabólica" (her name in Spanish was Isabel la Católica, which translates into "Isabella the Catholic"; & I suppose you can guess why would the nickname fit)