Funny Screenshots: Part Deux

[jsweeney]

Why the hell do you have those cities in the far north?

That said, wow, a city surrounded by rivers.

hes capital is probably up there, i mean you cant see the capital on screen and the map shows culturally low southern cities except babylon

 

[choxorn]

Oh. In that case, why the hell does he have cities down here?

 

[Conqistador]

Oh. In that case, why the hell does he have cities down here?

Because he captured them, and due to the Pyramids being excellent, decided to keep Babylon, then built Satsuma to keep the Burger King from expanding west of Babylon.

 

[Matthew5117]

Can't see picture...

 

[Kierkegaard]

Because he captured them, and due to the Pyramids being excellent, decided to keep Babylon, then built Satsuma to keep the Burger King from expanding west of Babylon.

I build the piramids myself . But I kept the city and build the city to stop Charlemange Who's now my loyal vasel to attack the others

Can't see picture...

can you see the pic here?

http://www.imgdumper.nl/uploads2/4a40d9787d1f5/4a40d9787ca28-natural_defences.JPG

 

[choxorn]

My question is, why's he expanding so much down here and so little by his capital.

 

[Kierkegaard]

I wasn't expanding yet. Now I've the whole right and upper area because I blocked Charlemagne .

Those other city's you see were also captured. I didn't razed them because I feared my other city were endangered by raging barbarians. When I finisched the great wall I started to expand from my capital .

 

[Matthew5117]

can you see the pic here?

http://www.imgdumper.nl/uploads2/4a40d9787d1f5/4a40d9787ca28-natural_defences.JPG

Nope....

It says it cannot find server.

 

[Kierkegaard]

I attached the image for you

 

[Matthew5117]

Thanks so much!

Great job playing that game! Just settle quickly!

 

[Kierkegaard]

Currently I vazalized Charlemagne, Churchill and Louis XIV is my next target

 

[Tatran]

No uprising and the barbs didn't win.




A huge hemispheres map.




Never seen the AI queuing.




I've unconnected horses.




I've tried to fight Greek culture with a corporation. Pericles aimed for a cultural victory.

 

[Bei1052]

Never seen this before.

I have a worst enemy. How is that even possible?

 

[choxorn]

I've unconnected horses.

Perhaps funnier is that the generals want Horses when you're clearly too far ahead in tech to have a need for them.

 

[ruff_hi]

I have a worst enemy. How is that even possible?

The introduced the 'worst enemy' text in v317 but failed to remove the human option. Even funnier in multiplayer games. I think they fixed it in v319.

 

[smackthewise]

"I've been working on the rail road"

Its hard to notice from the angle, but on each tile from the city at the top left to the city on the bottom left are workers building.... a railroad
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[Silver_wizard]

Aren't you supposed to be death?

 

[PreLynMax]

This may not be ha-ha funny (compared to my previous work) but shows the absolute dumbness of the AI city placment algorithm.

Williem Von Oranje has one city ONE the gold tile, and another one completely surrounded by desert. That's going to eat his maintence permamently.

 

[Kierkegaard]

there is a wheat tile and he can place farms beneath the oasis where the forest is

 

[Silv Something]

Williem Von Oranje has one city ONE the gold tile, and another one completely surrounded by desert. That's going to eat his maintence permamently.

But still, AI stupidity at its best.

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