Funny Screenshots: Part Deux

[joanne]

here are some more screenshots from my more recent games:

financial civ + collosus + golden age = $$$$$

multitasking worker

look at the food bar it says 22/22 - should my city have grown already?

it's the new narnia mod! (this is obviously WB but funny nonetheless)

you can even see mr & mrs beaver (furs)

 

[ParadigmShifter]

Not building a lighthouse in that city is funnier IMHO

 

[Mad Professor]

here are some more screenshots from my more recent games:

financial civ + collosus + golden age = $$$$$

You *Seriously* need a lighthouse in this city!! Build one quick!

Edit: Ah. I just read the next post and saw that someone else noticed that before I did


It's really nice to have commerce like that in coastal tiles, but when you have it's even better to have a lighthouse and have some more food from them too!

 

[joanne]

"build a lighthouse!"

that was my first attempt at an 18 civ duel pangaea map, prince difficulty, and i was concentrating on eradicating all rivals before building city improvements. besides, this city was near happiness cap and although i was in monarchy i had most of my units on the western frontier

and if i had control over the whole continent, it would be like a permanent golden age, in more ways than one (three actually. get it??)

 

[choxorn]

Not enough time for improvements? You seem to have had time to build Stonehenge, and Lighthouses are really cheap.

 

[StuntedAzrael]

I have a promising civ on my hands if only I could catch that pyromaniac...

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[r_rolo1]

It should be a family of them.... the first and the final fires have 75 years in between

 

[binhthuy71]

I have a promising civ on my hands if only I could catch that pyromaniac...

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In my last game the same pasture was hit by tornadoes three times. Maybe "Repetitive Events" is a better description.

 

[pianoman1242]

It should be a family of them.... the first and the final fires have 75 years in between

you mean 175

 

[tom123]

In my last game the same pasture was hit by tornadoes three times. Maybe "Repetitive Events" is a better description.

I had that as well, it got hit twice, then something else got hit, then it got hit again, all within about 300 hundred years!


Anyway, here are some more from a recent game:
How did that get there?

What???

I swear that this one is not WB, I have WB disabled so there is no temptation to use it! Well, I suppose you have guessed how that happened, there was a fort there.

Finally,

Yes, that was a full health infantry being killed by a defending Barbarian warrior!!

 

[mystyfly]

^ Last one: Do you have the combat log of that fight?

 

[binhthuy71]

Yes, that was a full health infantry being killed by a defending Barbarian warrior!!

We'll not risk another frontal assault. That rabbit's dynamite!

 

[Silv Something]

Maybe your infantry ran out of ammo and became scared, and therefore not as good fighters. Perhaps the warrior was well-trained, on steroids, and the club was covered in the poison of the South American poison dart frog as well as soaked in deadly venom of a Tapian snake.

 

[choxorn]

I don't get the first one.

 

[Silv Something]

The first screenshot in tom's post? There is part of a fishing boat that appears when a water tile is being worked stuck to the side of the lake.

 

[CivIVMonger]

THe voice of truth

 

[CivIVMonger]

Says do not be afraid.

 

[cardgame]

wut?

and why the double-post.

Keeping this post legit: did the warrior have insane promotions? or what?

 

[Ramesses]

wut?

and why the double-post.

If you ask me (I know you didn't, but I'm not going to shut up) it seems CivIVMonger was post-count whoring to reach 200.

EDIT: I'd like to point out that he does have a tendency to be rather... eh... noobish. I mean, most of his posts are brief and undescriptive. It seems to me that he's the kind of member who believes quantity of posts takes priority over quality.

 

[toll_booth]

I have a promising civ on my hands if only I could catch that pyromaniac...

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Mwah hah hah! It's the return of Beavis and Butthead!

We'll not risk another frontal assault. That rabbit's dynamite!

Yeah. Better use the holy hand grenade next time.