Funny Screenshots: Part Deux

[TheMarshmallowBear]

That guy's dead for su'

 

[Tatran]

Hey, Kuby what you're doing there, move your @$$ out of that barb town.



Hannibal breaks free with only 1 city.



And Bismarck has only archers.



Tokugawa believes in .



And my favourite shot.
Gilgamesh got totally sandwitched.
We all 3 (Catherine, Gilgamesh and Hannibal) have the slider at 100% .

 

[mystyfly]

Hannibal breaks free with only 1 city.

That was probably the "you don't seem to be able to protect us" breaking free from a voluntary vassal... Well, he'd have a point there after all

 

[Tatran]

^^
No, Hannibal lost the war against his neighbour, Suleiman, and capitulated.

 

[Kullervo]

1) The fearsome Indian Invasion force.
2) This is the earliest I've ever had an all out religious conflict (Buddhist vs. Judaic).
3) This one cracked me up. Look who's the only one NOT in a war of some kind.
4) Really bad timing, Darius...
5) Not exactly funny, just a weird glitch. I just captured Susa, and yet it is working a tile? (to no effect).
6) Good thing Alex isn't around anymore, then.

 

[remake20]

I don't get the last pic.

 

[Kullervo]

@ Tatran:
In your Bismark pic, I find it funnier that the text on top says 'Isabella has no worst enemies. Either she had no religion (which is by itself) or you were playing with random personalities on.

@ Remake:
I destroyed Alexander the same turn as Ragnar declared war on him because of the religion random event. I was just saying he was lucky because on one hand he has me, who has recently discovered that REX'ing in the beginning is actually a good thing, and on his North he has Ragnar, who was gearing up for a war against Hannibal, but who would be only too happy to take Alex down as well. I admit this was not obvious from my screenshot.

 

[choxorn]

In that case, "Bring out the comfy chair!".

You shall sit in the comfy chair all day, and you shall not be allowed to eat until lunch, except for some tea at 11.

 

[jeffreyac]

As you wish.

 

[EmperorFool]

While not hilarious, here's a shot of the global attitudes from my current Emperor Arboria game in 950 AD.

Spoiler GLANCE tab :

I purposely double the normal number of players to increase the wars--which worked. This is after many multi-party wars including two global religious wars. Granted, I've killed off three players, but even those left were fighting among themselves and have three different state religions.

 

[bestbrian]

While not hilarious, here's a shot of the global attitudes from my current Emperor Arboria game in 950 AD.

Spoiler GLANCE tab :

I purposely double the normal number of players to increase the wars--which worked. This is after many multi-party wars including two global religious wars. Granted, I've killed off three players, but even those left were fighting among themselves and have three different state religions.

What is that? Frickin' Happyland? Start throwing some nukes around.

 

[Chimera1804]

Not really a screen, just more like a / screen....

my scout worked his way up from the south...so my thoughts were

"Oh look, three ivories...that'll be good. *enter* oh look, a fourth. Hmm... *enter* jeezums, five ivories in one place? wow. *enter* holy crap si-SEVEN ivories in a row?"

 

[Jarlaxe Baenre]

Kullervo, the first picture is too small for us to easily see India's unit(s?)

The fifth is simple: Conquered cities have no culture, but can still have specialists for their population. Since there was a free tile in your culture, it used that tile instead of a specialist.

 

[Absolute Zero]

Not really a screen, just more like a / screen....

my scout worked his way up from the south...so my thoughts were

"Oh look, three ivories...that'll be good. *enter* oh look, a fourth. Hmm... *enter* jeezums, five ivories in one place? wow. *enter* holy crap si-SEVEN ivories in a row?"

I once played a game where Wang Kon had 7 silk in his capital.

 

[mystyfly]

@Chimera1804: I see you're drawing BFC's by hand - you should start using BUG!

 

[PreLynMax]

Oh no she didn't...

I guess I should increase my shower increments to 2 showers per year.

 

[Chimera1804]

@Chimera1804: I see you're drawing BFC's by hand - you should start using BUG!

I do...only this was an MP game with my brother. The one time we tried using BUFFY (which has BUG, BULL, etc.) we went OoS right away...

*goes to bug reports forum*

 

[remake20]

I had a game once where I started with had something like 15 silks, 2 clams, and a wine. It was crazy!

 

[CivIVMonger]

While not hilarious, here's a shot of the global attitudes from my current Emperor Arboria game in 950 AD.

Spoiler GLANCE tab :

I purposely double the normal number of players to increase the wars--which worked. This is after many multi-party wars including two global religious wars. Granted, I've killed off three players, but even those left were fighting among themselves and have three different state religions.

... O_o

 

[Kullervo]

1) Whoa... good thing I got the Great Wall... (funny thing is, they just kept going in and out of the city, never attacking my sword.)
2) The odd one out.
3) Oh come on!
4) Talk about a culture crush...
5) Napoleon at his most typical (he started it). Even someone with the same religion as him DOW'ed. (Small 18 civs Pangaea map)
6) Mmhmm? Big deal? (Forest fire). This was a teams game, by the way... me and Augustus (AI) vs. 5 teams of 3 and an odd one out.