funny things to do when you flatulate

[stellar converter]

these are thanks to mongol horde and skyskipper:
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My favourite fart trick is the excellently named "cup cake". You cup your hand to your backside, fart in to it and present your hand to the nose of an unsuspecting friend.
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I have another good one. When you're talking on the phone and you have to flatulate (fart) say hold on a sec. and put the phone by your ass and let it go! It's hilarious! Don't do it to your girlfriend though.
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thats pretty damned good, eh?

 

[scorch]

no

 

[skyskipper]

you guys don't like my phone thing???

 

[Zibby]

Hey, I though it was pretty good, by hey, if you ask me, theres nothing like a bit of good old toilet humor. A friend of mine took that one step futher, and, feeling a ripper comming on, walked over to a friend who was bent over doing something or other, positioned himself, and let one go right on top of his head. He then got a Detention for, and I quote, 'flatulating on a students head'. That was a few years ago now, but it still makes me laugh. But yeah, someone apreciates your somewhat warped sense of humor

Zibby

 

[SunTzu]

Put a lighter up to your arse and let it rip, a nice little fireball

It actually works!

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