[Game thread] Smurf Mafia

[azzaman333]

Because we're Masons.

I find this claim to be highly dubious in a game where people are already allowed to communicate privately outside of the thread.

It's also interesting that when the heat intensifies on you, you drop your lazy smurf RPing.

Ninjacow

 

[azzaman333]

Also, I'll take the nightvision goggles, give the exotic berry to ATPG, and the chocolate to Autolycus. I think that's everything.

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

Now we're Smurfing.


I have just exhausted myself today. I think I accused everyone and their mother.

A blindfolded man with a stick eventually hits the pinata.

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

Also, I'll take the nightvision goggles, give the exotic berry to ATPG, and the chocolate to Autolycus. I think that's everything.

Unvote whoever
Vote azzaman for the googles.

Unvote whoever
Vote Pizza for the exotic berry of exoticness.

Unvote whoever
Vote all chocolates to Autolysis man.

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

Don't forget to use your red berries of red berry-ness tonight, Monsieur Azzaman.

It might give you a bad case of Shrinkage but I wouldn't want you to befall the same fate as my last um.... two doctors.

 

[azzaman333]

Use red berries, protect pizza guy, come back tomorrow and lynch some more baddies. Sounds like a plan.

 

[johnhughthom]

Unvote; Vote: Zack

Pizza for the exotic berry

Chocolates to Autolycus

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

I am genuinely shocked.

SHOCKED I tells you.

 

[NinjaCow64]

Ooooh...I see some atpg/azzaman action going on here.

Mafia Slash Parings:
Bought to you by NC Corp: Being weird since 2010.
Creators of Lucky Cows

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

I have something drastic and game-changing to reveal.

I'm not actually townie. Me and Azzaman are actually the Z fighters from Dragon Ball Z.

Because our cojones are so huge that we are constantly dragon our ball. Z.

We're third party with the insane win condition of never dying.

Also, Azzaman has to gain Smurfette and had her over to me. Bros before Smurfhos.

I'm still going to give Azzaman a piece of this Smurf action. It's only fair that we tag team this total smurftease before the game ends.

 

[johnhughthom]

****oo!

Spoiler :

That's totally a ****oo....

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

Now I'm curious.

The vote switch from john, who previously saw this vote on Zack as MADNESS
(No this is Pizza)

Would be categorized most closely by which of the following three categories:

1) "Exhausted, don't care, whatever, you do whatever you like pizzaguy. Here, have a cookie."
2) "Hmmm.... Zack actually seems guilty"
3) "I'm all hopped up on the red bull and pushing buttons randomly WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

 

[johnhughthom]

Number 2.

I didn't see the vote as madness, your switch to Zack seemed to come from nowhere. The last couple of pages swayed my thinking.

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

.....


You're pulling my leg.

 

[johnhughthom]

Your faith in my ability to actually reason out a vote is touching.

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

Your faith in my ability to actually reason out a vote is touching.

I believe you can, but earlier you had convinced me that you didn't feel like doing so.

Also: you verbally castrated me.

That stings a bit, you know. More than the votes, John. More than the votes.

I am capitalizing your name as part of my never ending vengeance.

 

[johnhughthom]

I am capitalizing your name as part of my never ending vengeance.

Ever since you caused the lovely Diana to do the same, I decided to ignore your deliberate provocations.

I find this claim to be highly dubious in a game where people are already allowed to communicate privately outside of the thread.

It's also interesting that when the heat intensifies on you, you drop your lazy smurf RPing.

Ninjacow

I do find this post rather smelly though, a lame ass reason, then a reason copied from Pizza, then a pointless vote.

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

It's not pointless.

First, it stops him from being lynched along with Zack due to a tie.

Second, it increases the odds Zack actually dies from the lynch due to the additional HP drain.

Third, look: points!

..........................................................


Lots of them. But there's many more where that came from.

 

[johnhughthom]

Then he should say those things, instead of pulling crap from a hat and stealing cases.

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

But it is a lovely case. Leather-bound. Genuine felt interior. Brass locking mechanisms. Nearly airtight. Contains mystical portal to parallel universe.

You'd have to be daft NOT to steal it.