[Game thread] Smurf Mafia

[johnhughthom]

Le sigh.

I guess it is pretty pointless to lynch Ninja though. We need to lynch Zack to get to the truth.

Vote: Zack

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

Le sigh.

I guess it is pretty pointless to lynch Ninja though. We need to lynch Zack to get to the truth.

Vote: Zack

I retract all insults I've pointed in your direction this game, tongue-in-cheek though they were.

Thank you.

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

Not even going to bother refuting my last points?

At this point, I think you know I'm not mafia; you're just to stubborn to back down. The case you built on me was exceptionally weak to begin with, and it has been torn down.

Good game, Zack.

You really played well, in spite of the lousy situation you were put into.

 

[Zack]

I replaced a mafia in your game on the Org, Pizza. Is the way I'm acting here in any way similar to the way I acted there? Did I ever skip a nightkill in that game? No and no. So why would I neglect to send in a single nightkill as mafia here? You said yourself those last two kills look like Verarde's.

Anything else loses the game as we are at 5 townies versus 3 mafia.

Four mafia for a twenty player game?

 

[Zack]

Le sigh.

I guess it is pretty pointless to lynch Ninja though. We need to lynch Zack to get to the truth.

Vote: Zack

Why are you voting for me? What's the specific reasoning you find so tantalizing?

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

Four mafia for a twenty player game?

Town has three vigilante-capable actions.

And there was a cult.

How could mafia not win without insane numbers? How could town not win without several HP-reducing actions?

Talk to me as a game host. That's how you convince me I'm wrong.

The game setup here is perfectly balanced, but it doesn't work out so well when basically every single scumbag went inactive.

 

[Zack]

Stop ignoring my points, lest I assume you have no counter.

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

Townies went inactive too, got replaced and wogged.

This is more irritating than anything else that happened this game.

I wish people would please not sign up if they don't want to play.

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

Stop ignoring my points, lest I assume you have no counter.

I am not wasting your time, there's a point where you shake hands and say good game.

Zack, if you're townie, we're boned. I am not moving on this point. You cannot convince me after everything that is transpired that you are townie.

Not after your bad cases on me and others, not after your desperation maneuvers this round, not after NinjaCow's blunder. But it wasn't even a blunder, it was a move designed to save you because Ninja is not vulnerable.

Zack, you deserve to win this game because that was brilliant. But I also deserve to win because I see through it.

It's a fair cop.

I'm no longer persuadable, you had all game. You have convinced me you're mafia and so is Ninja and BSmith, as a third likely candidate.

That's all. Why waste your time? I'm prepared to shake hands and end this thing, right or wrong.

I don't want to lead you around like there's a chance in hell I'm moving my vote. It's not fair to you.

I say well played to you. Thank you for bringing your A-game.

 

[Zack]

1. NinjaCow sees Zack is about to get lynched.

2. Like five million scumbags before him, NinjaCow tries to sneak in a word about how Zack is obviously town, because NinjaCow is a scumbag and knows Zack is town, and thinks this ploy will make him look good.

3. When pressured into why he thinks Zack is town, NinjaCow comes up with the first thing he can think of - that he's a masonic partner with me. What mafia team has claimed to be masons? Has that ever happened?

4. Zack refutes NinjaCow's claim as soon as he sees it. What mafia team would have such poor coordination?

5. Zack doggedly pursues the lynch of NinjaCow. If we are both mafia, under what context does NC's mason claim make any fricking sense?

 

[Zack]

I am not wasting your time, there's a point where you shake hands and say good game.

Zack, if you're townie, we're boned. I am not moving on this point. You cannot convince me after everything that is transpired that you are townie.

Not after your bad cases on me and others, not after your desperation maneuvers this round, not after NinjaCow's blunder. But it wasn't even a blunder, it was a move designed to save you because Ninja is not vulnerable.

Zack, you deserve to win this game because that was brilliant. But I also deserve to win because I see through it.

It's a fair cop.

I'm no longer persuadable, you had all game. You have convinced me you're mafia and so is Ninja and BSmith, as a third likely candidate.

That's all. Why waste your time? I'm prepared to shake hands and end this thing, right or wrong.

I don't want to lead you around like there's a chance in hell I'm moving my vote. It's not fair to you.

I say well played to you. Thank you for bringing your A-game.

Screw you. Stop being so stubborn. Think with your brain, not your anus.

I'm logging off. Sick of this bullship.

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

5. Zack doggedly pursues the lynch of NinjaCow. If we are both mafia, under what context does NC's mason claim make any fricking sense?

He can't be lynched today.

For all this about dodging your points, you're Neo, comparatively.

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

Screw you. Stop being so stubborn. Think with your brain, not your anus.

Don't get personal. Shake hands and say thanks for the game. You know better.

 

[BSmith1068]

Pizza, you have been consistently wrong about me. I am willing to bet you are wrong about Zack.

You get yourself so wrapped up in these complex scenarios whereby someone has to be scum, that you gloss over the more obvious cases. This game it is on the verge of costing the town the game.

That is of course if you are not mafia and have been playing us all along...

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

Pizza, you have been consistently wrong about me. I am willing to bet you are wrong about Zack.

You get yourself so wrapped up in these complex scenarios whereby someone has to be scum, that you gloss over the more obvious cases. This game it is on the verge of costing the town the game.

That is of course if you are not mafia and have been playing us all along...

BSmith, you lost your ability to persuade me when you moved your vote to me, after NinjaCow is obviously scum.

That proved you aren't a townie. Or that you don't deserve to win the game.

I'm sorry, but you, too, are wasting your time talking to me about it. See me after the game. if I'm wrong then I'm wrong, but nothing else explains NinjaCow's behavior, yours, and Zack's, collectively, than Ninjacow being scum but invulnerable to lynch today due to massive HP, and Zack squirming when caught, and your collusion with their plans.

If this is wrong, guess what- I'm entitled to be wrong. It's a mafia game. If I can't solve it, oh well. I'm human.

Nobody needs to take it personally, and nobody has a right to make me feel like a jerkhead if I am correct. OR incorrect for that matter.

As I said, at this point, I am also done. See me after the game, because I'm done talking. Now I'm lynching and vigging.

 

[Zack]

Spoiler Zack's melodrama :

I am insulted that you consistently think I would even consider trying to pull off such a scheme that is undeniably stupid. I hate it when people insult my intelligence. I hate it when people are so caught up by their own stubbornness and their own arrogance, and so completely swallowed up by their ego. There is not a single instance of me ever trying to pull off such undeniably dumb maneuvers as a scumbag, not ever. Not a single ing time.

Obviously I get too wrapped up emotionally in these games. It's probably because my real life ing sucks right now, and this is my escape. I have no friends because I just moved three hundred miles during my senior year of high school. For years, I have been forced by my parents to devote hours upon hours of time to going to a stupid church with stupid beliefs that I don't believe in, but I still have to put in those hours and maintain the act because I'm a minor. They don't allow me to do a lot of things, so playing a free internet game is one of the very few things I can get away with.

I've been struggling a lot with feelings of depression lately.

Clearly, I need a new hobby. This is goodbye. I'm clearing my cookies and browser history, so I'm not tempted to come back, even though I'm sure I inevitably will. It's an unfortunate addiction.

~ Zack

 

[Zack]

Now please, ing lynch me and let's all end this charade. I'm a townie, so I guess you can try and vig the mafia or something. I don't give a damn, frankly.

Unvote, Vote: Zack

 

[Dreadnought]

Well, this degraded quickly.

Can we all remember that this is just a game? That, despite all that may be said in the thread, that we're saying it because we want to play the game and hope to win it? Let's not get mired in personal attacks when, in the end, all it is is a game.

@Zack: sorry to hear about that mate. Anything we can do to help?

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

You know we're all your friends and we value you way more than the game.

You can talk to us. Mafia isn't a great outlet for social interaction when you're not in the best of moods. It affects the game and doesn't help you get what you really need, which is compassion and an unbiased ear.

 

[topsecret]

Clearly, I need a new hobby. This is goodbye. I'm clearing my cookies and browser history, so I'm not tempted to come back, even though I'm sure I inevitably will. It's an unfortunate addiction.

~ Zack

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