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The Independent Republic of New Equatorial Guinea-Bissau will not go back on its purchase of Acadia and the promises we have made to the people of Guinea. We are however willing to negotiate with the Canadian government on the sale of Acadia in the next [time period] for no less than its purchase value after we can guarantee that those who do wish to be united with their Guinean brothers and sisters in name have had the chance to become full citizens of our state and make proper arrangements.
 
This is acceptable.

C'est acceptable.
 
XDia
Territories:
Hawaii, Galapagos, Polynesia
Color: #FAF0E6
Flag:
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Woman, there's no need to feel down
I said, woman, pick yourself off the ground
I said, woman, cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy

Woman, there's a group you can go
I said, woman, to strike patriarchy a blow
You can enlist, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time

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It's fun to enlist in the Par-Guay Army!
It's fun to enlist in the Par-Guay Army!
We have everything right on locale
You can hang out with all the gals

It's fun to enlist in the Par-Guay Army!
It's fun to enlist in the Par-Guay Army!
You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal
You can do whatever you feel

Woman, are you listening to me?
I said, woman, want to kill the bourgeoisie?
I said, woman, we can make real your dreams
But you got to know this one thing

No class war ever starts by itself
I said, woman, so get your gun off the shelf
'cause we need you, in the Par-Guay Army
There's no need to be tardy

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It's fun to enlist in the Par-Guay Army!
It's fun to enlist in the Par-Guay Army!
We have everything right on locale
You can hang out with all the gals

It's fun to enlist in the Par-Guay Army!
It's fun to enlist in the Par-Guay Army!
You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal
You can do whatever you feel

Woman, I was once in your boots
I said, I was once a lowly recruit
I thought foreigners all had to die
So Gran Paraguay could get by

That's when an Ur-guay came up to me
And said, woman, can't we just have peace
I shot him because he was a mandog
And that's when I knew this was no slog

instrumental break

It's fun to enlist in the Par-Guay Army!
It's fun to enlist in the Par-Guay Army!
We have everything right on locale
You can hang out with all the gals

Par-Guay Army....It's fun to enlist in the Par-Guay Army!
Woman, woman, there's no need to feel down
Woman, woman, get yourself off the ground
Par-Guay Army....It's fun to enlist in the Par-Guay Army!
No war, no war ever stars by itself
Woman, woman, get your gun off the shelf

Par-Guay Army....It's fun to enlist in the Par-Guay Army!
Woman, Woman, are you listening to me?
Woman, Woman, want to kill the bourgeoisie?
Par-Guay Army....It's fun to enlist in the Par-Guay Army!
No war, no war ever stars by itself
Woman, woman, get your gun off the shelf

Par-Guay Army....It's fun to enlist in the Par-Guay Army!
Woman, Woman, I was once in your boots
Woman, Woman I was once a lowly recruit
 
Gran Paraguay turn 2 orders:

While we are waiting for the next generation of loyal Gran Paraguayian troops to wage war against our shattered enemies, we will bribe the women of Parana, Tucuman, and Cuto to overthrow their male masters so we can all be women-comrades in peace.

Our current armies will invade Patagonia, Atacama, and Santa Cruz (especially the latter, damn Bolivians >:C) just so more areas of South America may learn the carrot is better than the stick ;)
 
Kitauji turn 2 Orders:

Build 3 of the below bad boys (armies) and go touring in China (Shantung, Nanking, and Chekiang).

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Decamper didn't put my RP in the update therefore he is literally Satan McHitler I am going to spam his user profile with dumb messages.

Invade West Australia, buy both Mozambiques and Madagascar because I want to annoy Civ'ed.

For RP um all the parties say that colonising is good except we won't be bad like those other colonisers we'll be good.

(OOC: That's a meme I still love you Decamper and Civ'ed)
 
Wait if I post multiple RP per turn will I get more RPPP?

Okay then Emperor [My Name] goes on a tour of NATION and everyone loves him and has sex with him.

[fifteen similarly low effort posts were removed by Tyo in the interests of keeping everyone sane]
 
Decamper didn't put my RP in the update therefore he is literally Satan McHitler I am going to spam his user profile with dumb messages.

Invade West Australia, buy both Mozambiques and Madagascar because I want to annoy Civ'ed.

For RP um all the parties say that colonising is good except we won't be bad like those other colonisers we'll be good.

(OOC: That's a meme I still love you Decamper and Civ'ed)
[picks a fight over RL politics completely irrelevant to the game]

[commence une lutte à propos de la politique actuelle qui n'a absolument rien à faire avec le jeu]
 
[picks a fight over RL politics completely irrelevant to the game]

[commence une lutte à propos de la politique actuelle qui n'a absolument rien à faire avec le jeu]

[has a massive tantrum that requires the moderators to lock this thread for weeks and for the admins on Discord to play cleanup for months]
 
3 still nothing happening
Things happened around the world.

Canada and cancer rose from the dust of the ashes of bones from dead world sadness of apocalypse in north america and out in the water somewhere. The people of XDia were confused during this national cometogethering and failed to exist in three other arbitrary land chunks, but luckily the had more monies than other poeple would have because of divine intervention.

Purple mexico invaded a bunch of places and did good.

Guineas tried to land troops on the Gold Coast, but the local die rebels easily repelled the amphibious attack. 1RPPPPP ACTIVATED State propaganda distracted the masses from the bungle with animals and stuff and people were so happy they gave 1 monies to the state.

Paraguay ladies bravely marched into neighbouring lands, promptly died. woops. The monies worked better than the sword though. yay!

Music weebs tried to invade china, but forgot to build boats. sad trombone. Luckily the music club accountant learned from the neighbouring weebs, and just threw money at the problem until it went away

Other weebs once again confuse invading with buying, acquire rights to canton and taiwan.

A planned factory construction plan turned out to be poorly planned in metalgear land. big boss took out his frustration by invading china, like all the other cool kids were doing.

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STATS

Spoiler combatrolls :
divi vs def
7 vs 5
8 vs 3
4 vs 1
guin vs def
1 vs 8
para vs def
4 vs 5
7 vs 8
7 vs 8
nati vs def
8 vs 7
8 vs
7 vs
zirc vs def
9 vs 7


patch notes v1.001001
-nothing changed
-feature bloat planning started with some sort of military xp or something?

boringnotes
-new players can claim 7 provinces
-orders due when you do them
-update scheduled for eventually

bye now
 
looks at stats

Gran Paraguay proudly announces that it is the most relevant nation in the world! While we may have had an unfortunate setback in our offensives this year, we have shown our neighbors that we are willing ton fight and kill them! People will bow down to our might, sooner or later. Preferably sooner. Just kill your rich and men and we'll talk. That being said, we are now the second largest economy in the world, and soon our dreams of turning South America into a South Paraguay will be a reality! Not only that, but with our recent offensives, the Uruguayians have been vanquished! No more shall the world suffer from their corrupting influence. There shall be one nation, under Rule 63 Marx, indivisible, with liberty and justice for women!

However, we still have a lot to accomplish, brave women! Although one out of our four traditional oppressors have been eradicated, the Argentinians, Bolivians, and the Brazillians mock the noble Paraguayian nation by existing. Look at them, being all neutral and not literally declaring war on all of their neighbors and purging over 50% of their population while at war. Disgusting.

This is why we are economically blitzing South Peru, Atatcan, Chile, Patagonia, Aracuania, and Antartica! In one fell swoop of forced nationalization, the Argentinian elite will be forced to beg for mercy under our heels. And we will liberate their workers, and fertilize their fields with the blood of the rich and the male! Also penguins are cute, so we want Antartica to defend the penguins. Please don't hurt the penguins.

Our brave armies, meanwhile, will attack Santa Cruz, Santo Grosso, and Sao Paulo. The Bolivians must face a Paraguayian Army Ending, and we shall prepare a final strike on the stupid Brazillians!
 
The Divine Mandate will continue its campaign to convert more to be faithful, thus bringing salvation. As the end cometh we will be ready once more and Tzin will ascend the world as the unbelievers burn.

We have a income of 3? We will use to claim Cauca-Magdelana and Guajira-Uraba to provide buffer, plus California. If the 3 is a mistake in the stats and we has 7 monies then the extra four would be Alabama, the Bahamas, Cuba and Ecuador.

Invade Zacatecas will our three legions of zealots.

Praise the Prophet!
 
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MASS PURCHASE INCOMING YEEEEEEEEE BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY - some swolebanian capitalist can I have my rpppppppppppppppp now thx
Buying Kivu, Katanga, Ruanda-Urundi because CAPITALISM KNOWS NO COASTLINES BRUH
 
We are gonna build a wall, the best wall, all along the Urals. Beautiful wall, we'll male the SwoleNaziByzanbad hombres pay for it, too. Sad!
 
The Divine Mandate imposes Tax on Non-believers using the Panama Canal
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In order to exploit encourage heathens and infidels into following the Iccan faith the Council of Eight have decided, under directly of the Prophet, to impose a new tithe on vessels using the famed Panama Canal that are not made up of followers of the teachings of Tzin Temachtiani. The idea would be that 10% of the total cost gain from goods would have be paid to the Canal management; this should discourage the practice of infidel "religions" and encourage the following the True Faith. It is to be dictated that we believe the strategic importance of the Panama for global shipping will see the world wide increase in followers of the Iccanite faith via this method. In addition the funds gathered from the tithe will be invested in temple construction and defensive measurements, thus ensuring the security of the Iccan. Praise the Prophet for this clear mark of genius!
 
We purchase more otaku armies. We also invade somewhere in China i dunno. They make inferior anime so whatever chinese coastal provinces would be good so we can cut them off.

Something something sugoi i guess
 
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