George Bush Vs. Saddam Hussien

[Archbob]

In a gladiator fight to the death. Both men are in Prestine health.

I mean I'm tired or the president hiding behind our military, I wanna see a gladiator fight.

 

[The Condor]

I bet Saddam all the way. It probably would be a good fight though.

 

[MjM]

Chuck Nor-

Saddam wins this one folks.

 

[cgannon64]

I reject your assumption that both men are in pristine health. Let's go with their health status in 2003.

I say Bush wins. I'm guessing Saddam has been made fat and lazy from years of dicatatorship and cigars.

 

[Perfection]

They'd all get stomped by a Giant Death Robot

 

[Swiss Bezerker]

I vote chuck Norris over the raido active monkey!!!!!!!!

 

[azzaman333]

Saddam would win easily. Unless the ninja-radioactive monkeys defeated them first.

 

[Babbler]

Mr. Rogers in bloodstained sweater.

 

[The Yankee]

Which George Bush?

 

[homeyg]

I say a can of SPAM would kick both of their butts (Chuck Norris included).

 

[Ramius75]

After watching Bush on TV with the German chancellor ??

I say the wimp doesnt stand a chance against saddam and i hope saddam bash his face and teeth.

 

[Kozmos]

Saddam is a badass,Georgie wasnt even in the military.Or doing something other then paperwork,better said.

 

[homeyg]

Saddam is a badass,Georgie wasnt even in the military.Or doing something other then paperwork,better said.

Georgie was actually a cheerleader in his time (David Letterman can't get enough of that fact).

 

[The Yankee]

I'm assuming it's the son Bush, which is too bad.

Norris would win anyway. But at least Papa Bush could have said "Read my lips: No new kicks" before getting kicked in the face.

 

[Kozmos]

Oh I see,the phompons(spelling?) could be used for suffocation.Alternativly George can throw bottles of Jack Daniels at him or try to stuff a pretzel in his mouth.For last resort,he can show That My George! and kill while he's laughing his ass off.

 

[Ramius75]

Speaking of this, is there an episode of celebrity deathmatch with Bush against saddam ?? Some guys must have tot of this right ??

 

[cgannon64]

George H.W. Bush would have gotten his ass kicked.

 

[blackheart]

Roundhouse by Chuck Norris FTW

 

[Leonel]

My cousins submitted a video to Americas Funniest Home Video's that actually won about George Bush Sr vs Saddam Hussein duking it out on the basketball field. Of course George Bush Sr. wins.

Also things like leaders of armies deciding the fate of millions only on a duel happen in things like movies. Like the Postman. The age of kings leading their armies into battles died out around the time projectile weapons came into play. Which is a shame as you could get a soldier to go into hell and back if he saw the emperor or king charge in head first himself.

 

[Cuivienen]

Pristine health? Uh, wouldn't that mean that both are perfectly physically fit and so likely a perfectly even match?