Good Wish, Bad Wish IX: I Wish I could Think of a Good Title

[Stylesrj]

Granted. However, it's located on Mars. Go get it.

I wish to rebuild the Yamato as a spaceship and send it to Iskandar to get the Cosmo DNA.

 

[choxorn]

Granted, you run into some space pirates and the ship asplodes.

I wish for something extremely awesome to happen that would not negatively affect me or anyone I personally know in any way.

 

[Seon]

Granted. That something awesome is a gun appearing in my hand which I use to kill you. You see, your wish didn't harm you atall. I did

I wish I was insane and crazy. Like Insarazy

 

[cardgame]

Granted, but a psychiatrist fix'd ya right up.

I wish could was capitalized in this title.

 

[W|M]

Granted. The world becomes Communist, and the secret police executes you for supporting capatalism.

I wish I could go to Mars, get the stuff from my previous wish, and come back to Earth. And keep the stuff from the previous wish, and never get hurt or killed.

 

[Stylesrj]

Granted. However, there was nothing about the timeframe on getting to Mars. It'll take you a long time to get there.

I wish to have a Wave Motion Cannon

 

[Seon]

Granted. I use heavy storm to blow it up and then move on to annuiliate you with advanced ritual arts and my array of ritual monsters.

I wish people understood what I wrote better

 

[W|M]

Granted. Now you don't understand what other people write.

I wish for all the stuff from my previous wish, but it took two hours to get from here to Mars and back.

 

[Stylesrj]

Granted. You didn't specify what kind of hours though.
It's in Light Hours and your ship is very slow, so so slow it would take you a long time to get there. Might want to start walking.

I wish to slow down time whenever I want.

 

[choxorn]

Granted, you can't speed it back up.

I wish west india man would give up on getting the stuff from Mars.

 

[kill fire]

Granted, but a blue donkey makes you eat molten gold.


I wish

 

[Stylesrj]

Granted. You laught yourself to death while eating popcorn and dancing while going "Eek" and jumping up and down and wiping your forehead all while you're trying to think.

I wish reality wasn't so overrated.

 

[cardgame]

Granted, but now the internet is so underrated you're the only one who still uses it.

I wish I had some right now..

 

[Sprig]

Granted, but I stuff the popcorn down your throat along with my fist and rip out your stomach.

I wish that I could do the same to whoever grants my wish.

 

[Stylesrj]

Granted. But as a genie, it has no effect on me.

I wish to play the music of creation

 

[Seon]

Granted. It creates a knot in your stomach. Which kills you.

I wish I had a knot

 

[Sprig]

Granted. I Put your hair into a Knot and you get mistaken for a Samurai and forced to do Seppuku.

I wish I had Samurai Sword.

 

[civ editor11]

Granted its dull so as you try to sharpen it you accidently slit your wrist and die

I wish I couldn't die and wouldn't age

 

[Seon]

Granted. You don't die and you don't age as I banish you to the plane of infinite hiatus and banishment.

I wish I was Dr.Manhattan

 

[Stylesrj]

Granted. I then kill you with a katana, because I had one somewhere.

I wish to have one of those Power Fists the Space Marines use.