Good Wish, Bad Wish: Revival!

[Darth Caesar]

The revival of the classic Forum Game, Good Wish, Bad Wish!

Okay, you all know how to play, right? You Grant the previous poster's wish in a way that twists it around somehow, then make your own wish to be twisted!

Example:

"I wish I had a million dollars"

"Granted, it's in Monopoly money"

Rules:

-Please don't make excessively long wishes or twists, they are highly annoying. At the very least, don't do this very often.
-Thou shalt not flame, troll, or spam.
-Do not do something that you know others will find annoying. This means you, Stylesrj.
-Don't make the same wish or use the same twist repetitively, it gets annoying after a while.
-This game is meant to be fun. Please don't do things that will make it not fun for other people.
-If you break these rules repetitavely, I'll have to [Monty Burns] RELEASE TEH MODS.[/Monty Burns]

Okay, that's about it. Have fun!

I wish for unlimited power.

 

[Abaddon]

You have unlimited power, but the plug doesn't fit.

I can fly!

 

[civplayah]

But you fly into space!

I wish I had a pony.

 

[Darth Caesar]

It is a monster pony.

I wish I had a lightsaber.

 

[W|M]

The force compels you to kill all your friends and family, and all of your friend's families, and then yourself.

I wish the climate in Britain was less like Seattle.

 

[mythmonster2]

Granted, now it's more like Greenland. In the dead of winter.

I wish I had a cube of Swiss cheese on a toothpick.

 

[e350tb]

Granted...it's not very big though.

I wish I had an ICBM.

 

[Virote_Considon]

Granted, but the secret services will arrest you before you get to use it.

I wish I had a can of cola.

 

[GhostWriter16]

Granted, it explodes in your face.

I wish I were the King of Florida.

 

[Darth Caesar]

You become the king of Alaska.

I wish I ruled the world.

 

[GhostWriter16]

You become the king of Alaska.

I wish I ruled the world.

That's not a manipulation of my wish. I wished to become the king of Florida, not the king of a state. You have to say something that is negative to me while making me still get my wish.

 

[W|M]

You rule the world with an iron fist, and everyone quickly revolts and deposes you.

I wish for a billion pounds.

 

[Darth Caesar]

They squish you.

I wish for an army of flying Mr. Potato heads.

 

[GhostWriter16]

Granted, they fly away and do not fight for you.

I wish Communism didn't exist.

 

[Mango Elephant]

Granted, but the giant giraffe genie swallowed you in his technicolor afro.

I wish I could lick my armpit.

 

[W|M]

Granted, but it's disgusting and you die of an infection.

I wish I could have my computer fixed in the next three hours.

 

[GhostWriter16]

Granted, but the internet doesn't work.

I wish I ruled the entire world in Imperium Offtopicum, Ideology Wars.

 

[Darth Caesar]

Granted but your citizens revolt due to them not liking being ruled by you.

I wish I had a pony.

 

[W|M]

Granted, it grows up, charges, and tramples you.

I wish I had moar time.

Granted, but the internet doesn't work.

I don't need it to, there are other computers in the house!

 

[Darth Caesar]

Granted but you get signed-up for a super time consuming mafia that you must participate in or die.

I wish WIM would play mafia.