Good Wish/Bad Wish VIII Making Your Dreams Come True... Sort of...

[Vylinius]

Granted, but it turns into a monster robot and kills you.

I wish, that I could enter neverwinter nights 2 as the main character.

 

[Vylinius]

oops double post please delete this

 

[Seon]

Granted, they get enslaved instead.

I wish I was a evil overmind of a parasitic infestation with aims of annhiliating all sentient life in this galazy, and actually succeed.

 

[choxorn]

@lopaz: How do you make a double post more than a day after the original?

Granted, but some people from the galaxy escaped, got some people from another galaxy, and killed you all.

I wish I was one of the survivors.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Granted. You then die in the initial assault.

I wish I had a small spice grinder.

 

[Seon]

Granted, but the spores from the zombie overmind was actually in there. It infects your food and you become a zombie, then proceeding to infect the other galaxy as well.


I wish I had a machine shotgun with infinite ammo to destroy this zombies

 

[Bratmon]

Granted. Upon death they become shotgun immune vampires.

I wish the email function on my cell phone worked.

 

[choxorn]

Granted, now nothing else does.

I wish to have more brains in my stomach, as I am hungry.

 

[Seon]

Granted, you are zombie minion of me trying to take over the galzxy. You were sacrificed at the front line as a nameless grunt.

I wish I were smart now

 

[PeteAtoms]

Granted, YOU ARE NOW THE SMARTEST PERSON EVER! oh, now you aren't...

I wish I hadn't posted in this thread...

 

[Seon]

Granted, you are now trapped in the infinite time loop which teleports you to the time microsecond before you pressed the "Post Quick Reply" button. Have fun .

I wish I was an octopus Overlord

 

[mythmonster2]

Granted, but the octopi are unhappy with you and revolt.

I wish to have my bipolar disease gone.

 

[Bratmon]

granted, along with the rest of you.
i wish i had infinity dollars

 

[PeteAtoms]

Granted, but with the huge amount of inflation that occurs, you poorer now than you were before you made the wish.

I wish I could speak with animals.

 

[Seon]

Granted, all you hear is the fact that they want to eat you. And they don't talk a lot about other subjects.

I wish I could mind control people

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Granted. You are limited to controlling them for a nanosecond.

I wish I had some MEMS technology.

 

[Icekommander]

Granted. You are now the posesser of Meaningless Everyday Megaphone Sactioned Technology

I wish for increased sound potential on my MP3 speakers.

 

[choxorn]

Granted, 1 extra decibel of sound is added to it.

I wish to have the coolest gun in the universe.

 

[Krill]

Granted, it's so cold it freezes solid.

I wish I had a jacuzzi.

 

[Vylinius]

Granted, but it blows up.

I wish I had another wish.