Good Wish/Bad Wish VIII Making Your Dreams Come True... Sort of...

[cindle]

Granted, the zombies are made of adamantium and all your bullets bounce off of them go through your screen and kill you, ruining the game, except for the part where you die, that improved it.

I wish for the next poster to die.

 

[Seon]

Granted. I died because I strapped a bomb to your chest and detonated it.

I wish for me to be reincarnated as a zombie/

 

[Dragonson]

Granted: You eat cindles brains. Then youre killed by a random left4dead player.

I wish that Mastodon's new cd would be released soon, and that its not crap, and that i can play AND hear it, and that the granter will have to do a serious Deus Ex Magina to kill me or screw this wish up.

 

[choxorn]

Granted, the Deus Ex Machina is that a giant robot suddenly steps on you.

I wish I had a giant Mecha.

 

[Seon]

Granted. It materializes just inches above your head.

I wish to have a pet, debeaked headcrab.

 

[Dragonson]

Granted: Due to the lack of beak, it is not able to feed. It dies of hunger. Afterwards you are attacked and zombyfied by avenging headcrabs.

I wish for seon's hat to explode. And that i can in no way die from this explosion, avenging family members, a undead seon, taliban, terrorists or kitties.

 

[cindle]

Granted, Seon's brains splatter on you and in a mad dash to lick them off you are stampeded by dobermans.

I wish for me to die

 

[Seon]

granted. Nice job, fool.

I wish to have a better hat

 

[Catharsis]

Granted. It's a dunce's cap and you've somehow glued it to your own head, you utter wally.

I wish crows were more colourful!

 

[Stylesrj]

Granted. They're shades of grey

I wish to be da biggest Ork in da clan!

 

[CivRulesAll]

Granted. You're also the ugliest, smelliest,stupidest, most mentaully challenged, and weakest. A wisp from warcraft 3 (which has no attack) kills you.

I wish to fire.

 

[civ editor11]

Granted you fire a missile launcher into your face

I wish i destroyed al-quaeda

 

[choxorn]

Granted. Al-Qaeda, however, is still alive, and they kill you.

I wish for water.

 

[civ editor11]

Granted you fire a missile launcher into your face

I wish i destroyed al-quaeda

 

[choxorn]

10-minute double post?

 

[Seon]

Granted. Poisoned.

I wish for poison.

 

[Bratmon]

Granted. Harmless to people.

I wish for more short twists.

 

[CivRulesAll]

Granted, but only 1 more.
I wish to wish for a wish to be wished for by a wisher who wished for this wish in wishing for this wish.

 

[Stuck in Pi]

Granted. Since I'm to lazy to figure out what is going on I kill you.

I wish to start Good Wish/Bad Wish IX.

 

[choxorn]

Granted, but not before I do, and I claimed the 1000th post, so ha.

I wish everyone would go to my new thread.