Good Wish/Bad Wish VIII Making Your Dreams Come True... Sort of...

[cardgame]

Granted. Unfortunately there isn't anyone here names 'everybody'...

I wish all CFC users would go to Choxorn's new thread.

 

[Bratmon]

Granted, but it gets closed because this thread goes to 2,000.

I wish 4 more CFC themes.

 

[civ editor11]

Granted but they all suck

I wish for more great cfc themes

 

[cardgame]

Granted, but you don't understand any of them, even though they are all painstakingly obvious while simultaneously being comedic genius.

I wish a mod would post right after me and fulfill my earlier wish without any twists

 

[Stylesrj]

Granted. I temporarily gain mod powers and close this thread before I grant it. (over 1000 posts guys!)

I wish to migrate to the new thread.

 

[choxorn]

Granted, we hate you there.

I wish this thread would get closed already!

 

[Bratmon]

Granted, no new one starts up.

I wish for world peace and me be still alive.

 

[Seon]

Granted. It lasts for 3 seconds in which you are still alive, happy, and reading this. However, you did not notice a sniper aiming at your head. World peace ends in 3...2...1

I wish for candies

 

[choxorn]

Bratmon, a new one already has started...

Anyway, granted, they all taste terrible.

I wish this wish was granted by Methos, and he would lock the damn thread already!

 

[cardgame]

Too bad, it's just me. Come to ruin your wishes.

I wish this forum had Karma or Rep or something

 

[Dragonson]

Granted: You get banned for spam, and loose the ability to use the rep system.

I wish photoshop was freeware.

 

[civ editor11]

Granted but it won't work on any computer you might own

I wish my computer could run any game in the world

 

[cardgame]

Granted, but it doesn't have internet.

I wish Photoshop wasn't freeware

 

[Bratmon]

Granted, the GIMP is.

I wish OOD could actually export images.

 

[Dragonson]

Granted: Noone knows what OOI is anymore, including YOU!

I wish i am the only one able to make wishes.

 

[civ editor11]

Granted but all your wishes kill you and give us some wishes

I wish i could control all the wishes

 

[cardgame]

Granted, but the same thing happens. (the wishes kill you and we get them back)

I wish I could come up with twists so ingenius nobody would understand them

 

[choxorn]

Granted, we ignore them as a result.

I wish for the most awesome twist ever.

 

[Seon]

Granted. It involves a guy named Choxorn changing his name to choxhorn and getting impaled by the oxhorn English dictionary.

I wish for an oxhorn English Dictionary.

 

[civ editor11]

Granted it impales you just like choxhorn

I wish choxhorns name was back to regular