Good Wish/Bad Wish VIII Making Your Dreams Come True... Sort of...

[choxorn]

Granted, the twist involved you burning to death.

I wish I had a flamethrower.

 

[civ editor11]

Granted it blows up in your face and you have sever burns on you face and are pernameantly disabled. No girl ever loves you so you kill yourself

I wish for a flamethrower thats safe for me to use but deadly to everyone else

 

[W|M]

Granted. It's safe to a guy called 'me' so he uses it on you.

I wish for me to be able to REx on RFC without collapsing.

 

[Stylesrj]

Granted?
Oh but the AI does it too... so you're back at square one.

I wish to find my Beyond the Sword CD and it must be perfectly intact and will work properly on my computer.

 

[civ editor11]

Granted your computer doesn't work

I wish for a beyond the sword disk that always worked along with a computer that always works

 

[W|M]

Granted. The disc has 'beyond the sword' written on it, but it is actually a high school musical disc.

I wish for a spear so I can win the war in afganistan by destroying the talibans tanks.

 

[mythmonster2]

Granted, you have a spear... its just the Taliban doesn't have any tanks so they laugh at your pathetic weaponry and gun you down.

I wish that no biting insects could ever come with a 50 meter radius of me.

 

[Bratmon]

Granted, more stinging insects take advantage of the gap.

I wish I was immune to pain and imortal.

 

[choxorn]

Granted, you don't have eternal youth. Have fun being 1,000 years old and being too weak to move.

I wish for eternal life, youth, and health, and immunity to pain.

 

[Seon]

Granted. You are that because I trap you in the plane of eternal hiatus and banishment. Again.

I wish I had faster reflex.

 

[Bratmon]

Granted, only one. on your toe muscle.

I wish I wasn't writing this on a laptop.

 

[civ editor11]

Granted you can't write at all

I wish for a fish with another wish

 

[Stylesrj]

Granted. The fish gives you another wish. But the wish was for the genie to smite you.
I grant it and smite you

I wish for ye sword.

 

[Dragonson]

Granted: My sword is Frosmourne, and it drains your soul so you become a lich. Then you are killed by a raiding group.

I wish i could summon raiding groups.

 

[W|M]

Granted. They raid your house and workplace.
I wish for spears to be able to defeat any other weaponry, and I had loads of spears.

 

[Seon]

Granted. However, this shield can deflect all forms of weaponry. Spears and Shields disappear ina puff of illogic, and I stab you with a knife.

I wish I had an infinite amount of Energy Shields.

 

[civ editor11]

Granted energy shields are now useless

I wish I had an infinite amount of Energy Shields that worked.

 

[choxorn]

Granted, they are Energy Shields from Knights of the Old Republic. I slice you in half.

I wish I had Energy Shields that could deflect anything, and be turned on and off.

 

[CivRulesAll]

Granted, but then the on/off switch gets stuck on off. Somebody takes an AK-47 and shoots you with it until you look like a swiss cheese, only bloodier.
I wish i had Obi-Wan Kenobi's lightsaber.

 

[W|M]

Granted. It's in your heart.

I wish to be able to use darth maul''s lightsaber and I had it, but it was outside my body.