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Thank you Nexus for suggesting this, and thank you very much MightyToad for giving us a greater than zero chance, yes yes yes yes please please please please
Ahem. Ashurbanipal, “the great king, the mighty king, King of the Universe,” Assyrian King for over 40 years (685 BC – 627 BCE). He might look Gilgabro, but he
plays to wreck everything in his path.
A scholar once described Ashurbanipal as a “psychopathic bookworm”. This guy would get up in the morning and go stab a lion in the chest before breakfast, invade a neighboring empire during his lunch break, and haul back scholarly booty to add to his vast library (the world’s first), which he could then peruse at his leisure, right before a glass of lion’s milk and an early bedtime.
Ashur’s one of the all-time greats. Next to Ashurbanipal, Alexander is just a boy with pretty hair, and Napoleon is a shorty on a horse.
Thank you



MT for considering this. Even greater Greatness awaits you…
