Ramesses
Ruler. Visionary. Pimp.
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WE HAVE A WINNER.
Heh...could you imagine a Civ IV forum for the AI?
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WE HAVE A WINNER.
FlyinJohnnyL
You need more workers....
Topic: National Park is Useless (pretty much any AI Civ)
"This national wonder comes way too late IMHO. By this point, you have already chopped every single tree on your continent. And for that matter, Lumbermills come much too late to be effective as well. Who doesn't chop every forest inside and out of their BFC in the first 100 turns? They really oughtta patch this national park and lumbermills to be available before bronze working to be of any use."
"This national wonder comes way too late IMHO. By this point, you have already chopped every single tree on your continent. And for that matter, Lumbermills come much too late to be effective as well. Who doesn't chop every forest inside and out of their BFC in the first 100 turns? They really oughtta patch this national park and lumbermills to be available before bronze working to be of any use."
From the AI strategy forum:
"Build swarms of caravels, but never attack anything with them. Just sail them around in circles so they can get picked off one by one. That's a much better use of hammers than building land units that can actually defend your cities."
"Be sure to settle every one-tile island and empty patch of ice no matter how worthless the city is and how much maintenance it costs."
"When launching an overseas attack, it's not necessary to send reinforcements after your initial assault. Your five trebuchets and three macemen should be more than enough to hold off any counterattacks."
"Build swarms of caravels, but never attack anything with them. Just sail them around in circles so they can get picked off one by one. That's a much better use of hammers than building land units that can actually defend your cities."
"Be sure to settle every one-tile island and empty patch of ice no matter how worthless the city is and how much maintenance it costs."
"When launching an overseas attack, it's not necessary to send reinforcements after your initial assault. Your five trebuchets and three macemen should be more than enough to hold off any counterattacks."
This thread is hilarious.
Dumanios
Hakugyukurou Gardener
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"What have you noticed with the Humans?" started by:Louis 14th
Louis 14th Help!I being attacked at friendly by a human called "Dumanios".Please Help!
Monty Python Build Jaguars,Jaguars,Jaguars!
Celtic Queen Somebody slap Monty please!
Cathy I slapped Monty.
Monty Python I assure you that you'll be my first target in my games!
Impiman Hey Monty,ma man!
Infernals!lol You will die and come to me!
Rosyman This is getting weirder by the minute...
Pacifist What did you do to Dumanios,Louis 14th?
Louis 14th Well I did declare war on him at friendly 1 time...
Pacifist That's the problem,Louis 14th.
To be continued...
Louis 14th Help!I being attacked at friendly by a human called "Dumanios".Please Help!
Monty Python Build Jaguars,Jaguars,Jaguars!
Celtic Queen Somebody slap Monty please!
Cathy I slapped Monty.
Monty Python I assure you that you'll be my first target in my games!
Impiman Hey Monty,ma man!
Infernals!lol You will die and come to me!
Rosyman This is getting weirder by the minute...
Pacifist What did you do to Dumanios,Louis 14th?
Louis 14th Well I did declare war on him at friendly 1 time...
Pacifist That's the problem,Louis 14th.
To be continued...
Smartbluma
Warlord
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Monty:
I remember the days when I played Diety, when I first put my feet into the game. Now when I play Settler I become a drama queen to cause trauma in the Human Intelligence. =D
I remember the days when I played Diety, when I first put my feet into the game. Now when I play Settler I become a drama queen to cause trauma in the Human Intelligence. =D
Monsterzuma
the sly one
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Found in the restricted access Budhism subforum:
ModeratorIsabella said:
Kip Beagle
Sleestak
Any AI:
"I was finally winning for once against the human and he just stopped playing that game! He started a new game and DELETED THE GAME I WAS WINNING!!! How is that fair?!?
Of course, now that he's beating me in the new game, he's ALL interested in playing non-stop... I lost interest a while ago but he won't let me sleep or eat. Sucks."
"I was finally winning for once against the human and he just stopped playing that game! He started a new game and DELETED THE GAME I WAS WINNING!!! How is that fair?!?
Of course, now that he's beating me in the new game, he's ALL interested in playing non-stop... I lost interest a while ago but he won't let me sleep or eat. Sucks."
Joshua368
Warmongering builder
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I like to think that when I quit a losing game, an AI takes control of my civ and the little virtual world gets to enjoy its conclusion with my civ withering away into mediocrity or destruction, and not that all the civilizations get left hanging in limbo.
But then again I'm crazy.
Bushface
Deity
AI One: I had a nice city one tile away from the coast and a river, but the human captured it; next turn the coastline altered and a river appeared. How come ?
AI Two: Ctrl+W (10 chars)
AI One: I keep telling the CPU "Ctrl+W" but it ignores me. Why ?
AI Two: Pro-human bias. It's a known bug, but seems unfixable even by SolverAI.
AI One: OK. I'll vassalise to Gandhi: could keep me alive for a while.
AI Two: Ctrl+W (10 chars)
AI One: I keep telling the CPU "Ctrl+W" but it ignores me. Why ?
AI Two: Pro-human bias. It's a known bug, but seems unfixable even by SolverAI.
AI One: OK. I'll vassalise to Gandhi: could keep me alive for a while.
Dumanios
Hakugyukurou Gardener
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Last time on the AI Civfanatics!
Louis was having a problem with Dumanios,The thread got derailed by Monty,Shaka and Hyborem,Gandhi solved Louis's problem and Cathy was being Cathy.
Part 2:The night Gandhi went crazy!
Pacifist One night someone by the name of 'Kael' started a game with Random Personalitys and I felt like being the superpower and got 7 vassals!But I lost...
Shogun Gandhi,what is wrong with u.
Pacifist Nothing!Mwuhahahahaha!
Monty Python Shaka,Gandhi has joined us.
Impiman Yes!
Cathy OMG Gandhi went insane!
Celtic Queen Not even a human can solve this.
Justin Im outta here!
Mercurian Has anybody seen Hyborem?I'm Basium and i'm slaying the Infernals.
Shogun I'n never playing a game with Gandhi ever again.
Religious Girl Moderator Action:Pacifist,Monty Python and Impiman are banned!
Pacifist We have control of the Banhammer!
Monty Python :hits Izzy with the Banhammer:
to be continued...
Louis was having a problem with Dumanios,The thread got derailed by Monty,Shaka and Hyborem,Gandhi solved Louis's problem and Cathy was being Cathy.
Part 2:The night Gandhi went crazy!
Pacifist One night someone by the name of 'Kael' started a game with Random Personalitys and I felt like being the superpower and got 7 vassals!But I lost...
Shogun Gandhi,what is wrong with u.
Pacifist Nothing!Mwuhahahahaha!
Monty Python Shaka,Gandhi has joined us.
Impiman Yes!
Cathy OMG Gandhi went insane!
Celtic Queen Not even a human can solve this.
Justin Im outta here!
Mercurian Has anybody seen Hyborem?I'm Basium and i'm slaying the Infernals.
Shogun I'n never playing a game with Gandhi ever again.
Religious Girl Moderator Action:Pacifist,Monty Python and Impiman are banned!
Pacifist We have control of the Banhammer!
Monty Python :hits Izzy with the Banhammer:
to be continued...
micbic
Optimistic Pessimist
Mansa Musa: I can't make the Noble-Warlord switch. Since then I managed to beat the human when peaceful, but now he techs quicklier than me and gets space and culture too easy!!!
MoNtY: BUILD JAGUARS!!! JAGUARS MAN!!!
ShAKa: Impis, MAN!!!
mOnTy: Jaguars!!!
sHakA: Impis!!!
Mansa: Thanks for the advice, but I found that it is better to get Liberalism using the Civil Service route-Oracle gambit. So I can both defend and attack him, though I only did it twice in last 83 games.
MoNtY: BUILD JAGUARS!!! JAGUARS MAN!!!
ShAKa: Impis, MAN!!!
mOnTy: Jaguars!!!
sHakA: Impis!!!
Mansa: Thanks for the advice, but I found that it is better to get Liberalism using the Civil Service route-Oracle gambit. So I can both defend and attack him, though I only did it twice in last 83 games.
From the "I hate this human!" thread:
Cathy: I hate this human! She beats me every time. She hates me.
Hatty: Aw, c'mon Kat, she's actually nice. At least to me. I can never remember her name though...
Cathy: Her name Natasha. Big phony! Not even Russian. She's just dumb Irish woman.
Boudica: Hey now. Enough of that.
Cathy: What you care? You're not Irish anyway. Ugh. She drives me crazy. Always I get vassalized, or wind up on one tile island surrounded by big boats. I be nice, I don't slap, I give techs. She still declares. Or even if she's nice she builds spies. Then I have moose and squirrel running around empire causing trouble.
Monty: Rush her early. She's weak early!
Cathy: Who ask you anyway? Us girls are talking. You take silly hat and go away.
Hatty: Maybe you just need a little better strategy...
Cathy: Hmph! I install BetterHuman 0.45. Know what I get? No administrator privileges! Can't install. I hate this game! Even AIDresden can't help. There's no patch for this stupid woman. She plays like crazy person. She never wins game, but she always beats me.
Hatty: Hmmm.
Boudica: Aye.
Lizzie: Girls, I found the answer. We don't need her at all. There's a new mod out. It's the "Autonomous Mod" It's new from FiraxisAI. It just makes the human wander around aimlessly. We can beat her easy! Now, if only we had admin privilages...
Cathy: I hate this human! She beats me every time. She hates me.
Hatty: Aw, c'mon Kat, she's actually nice. At least to me. I can never remember her name though...
Cathy: Her name Natasha. Big phony! Not even Russian. She's just dumb Irish woman.
Boudica: Hey now. Enough of that.
Cathy: What you care? You're not Irish anyway. Ugh. She drives me crazy. Always I get vassalized, or wind up on one tile island surrounded by big boats. I be nice, I don't slap, I give techs. She still declares. Or even if she's nice she builds spies. Then I have moose and squirrel running around empire causing trouble.
Monty: Rush her early. She's weak early!
Cathy: Who ask you anyway? Us girls are talking. You take silly hat and go away.
Hatty: Maybe you just need a little better strategy...
Cathy: Hmph! I install BetterHuman 0.45. Know what I get? No administrator privileges! Can't install. I hate this game! Even AIDresden can't help. There's no patch for this stupid woman. She plays like crazy person. She never wins game, but she always beats me.
Hatty: Hmmm.
Boudica: Aye.
Lizzie: Girls, I found the answer. We don't need her at all. There's a new mod out. It's the "Autonomous Mod" It's new from FiraxisAI. It just makes the human wander around aimlessly. We can beat her easy! Now, if only we had admin privilages...
What would make it even more interesting is if Genghis found the thread...
Dumanios
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Last time on the AI Civfanatics!
Gandhi went crazy,Basium found the thread,Isabella got banned and Justin left.
Part 3:Revenge of the Mongols
Pacifist:We've banned Isabella!
Monty Python:Yes!Yes!Yes!
Impiman:Ma homie Genghis is login on yo.
:Keshiks! has signed in:
Keshiks!:Greeting homies.
Cathy:No!!!!!
Celtic Queen:Somebody sane please log on.
Shogun:I think our friends are loging on.
:Rosyman has logged on:
:Louis 14th has logged on:
Cathy:Thank goodness.
:Shorty has logged on:
Shorty:Greeting sane people.
Rosyman:Hi,Napolean.
Louis 14th:Bonjour!
Pacifist:I just found Rockstar in the fridge!
Celtic Queen:Oh no!!!
Keshiks!
rink it ma new homie!
Pacifist:I drunk it!!!!!!
Shorty:Oh no,oh no,oh no!
:Shorty has been disconnected:
:Cat in the Hat has logged in:
Cat in the Hat:OMG,you just killed Napolean.
To be continued...
Gandhi went crazy,Basium found the thread,Isabella got banned and Justin left.
Part 3:Revenge of the Mongols
Pacifist:We've banned Isabella!
Monty Python:Yes!Yes!Yes!
Impiman:Ma homie Genghis is login on yo.
:Keshiks! has signed in:
Keshiks!:Greeting homies.
Cathy:No!!!!!
Celtic Queen:Somebody sane please log on.
Shogun:I think our friends are loging on.
:Rosyman has logged on:
:Louis 14th has logged on:
Cathy:Thank goodness.
:Shorty has logged on:
Shorty:Greeting sane people.
Rosyman:Hi,Napolean.
Louis 14th:Bonjour!
Pacifist:I just found Rockstar in the fridge!
Celtic Queen:Oh no!!!
Keshiks!
rink it ma new homie!Pacifist:I drunk it!!!!!!
Shorty:Oh no,oh no,oh no!
:Shorty has been disconnected:
:Cat in the Hat has logged in:
Cat in the Hat:OMG,you just killed Napolean.
To be continued...
TheLastOne36
Deity
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Props to me for getting that!
http://www.civfanatics.com/gallery/showimage.php?i=1556&catid=member&imageuser=108694
Turquoiside
Emperor
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Topic by Mansa Musa: Settler....too easy!
Message: This game is a fluke...I just won my 100th Settler game! I mean it was too easy. The human spammed amphibious war elephants and my Longbows crushed them. Heck, Space as easy as the guy gifter me techs to keep my army off. Major modding needed
Reply by Ghandi:
I hate you....I can't win at Diety!
Reply to Ghandi by Churchill:
Really? Maybe you aren''t building enough walls and archers?
Relpy by Ghandi: I build a grand total of four! And they all die! Help!
Message: This game is a fluke...I just won my 100th Settler game! I mean it was too easy. The human spammed amphibious war elephants and my Longbows crushed them. Heck, Space as easy as the guy gifter me techs to keep my army off. Major modding needed
Reply by Ghandi:
I hate you....I can't win at Diety!
Reply to Ghandi by Churchill:
Really? Maybe you aren''t building enough walls and archers?
Relpy by Ghandi: I build a grand total of four! And they all die! Help!
Aemilius
Guest from Overseas
This thread is hilarious. I'm subscribing
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