Help me become School Secreatary!

[Nuka-sama]

HEy guys, its me again, and Im running for a student body position again!

Again you say? Well for some, who remember my brutal defeat last year, well agree with me, that instead of running for President, I am running for Secretary.

Now, I have no Idea how to write a speech for this. Any ideas at all will be appreciated.

 

[Perfection]

A good tactic

 

[Mango]

Why do I want you to be school Secretary?

 

[QuoVadisNation]

As all real politic, it should depend on what the voting body thinks it wants. But in my experience, many students probably don't care two bits about the student body or you as a person; so just try bribing them with excellent candies the day before the election so your opponent can't do the same in time.

Also: Start rumors that your opponent is secretly homosexual.

 

[Homie]

But it's pretty much a popularity contest and totally gay, so why do it?

 

[QuoVadisNation]

Looks good on applications.

 

[MobBoss]

My first bit of advice is learn how to spell secretary correctly. That will help a lot right off the bat on banners and such.

 

[cubsfan6506]

What yous need is some henchman. I'm sure you and you're opponant could work out a deal. Or else there will be trouble.

 

[Nuka-sama]

I took Quos advice. I promised them all candy if they elect me.

 

[The Yankee]

Now do you actually have candy?

Or have you already learned to make promises that you couldn't keep once elected because your opponent is stonewalling the process?

 

[Gogf]

What does a school secretary do, exactly?

 

[The Yankee]

I don't know. From my experience watching these elected school peoples, all they do is hang out with the principal after class, say a couple things, maybe lead the Pledge of Allegiance recitations, and maybe, maybe, have an insanely tiny budget to use for some purpose.

 

[Nuka-sama]

We get to skip class, and we go to london for a few days

And yes, I have candy

 

[Simon Darkshade]

Take the Cthulhu approach and advocate newbie rapings. The careful audience will flock to you.

 

[Chieftess]

What does a school secretary do, exactly?

From my experience, School Scecretary/Treasurer does nothing.

 

[Red Door]

Just tell the kids that the other candidate is a Liberal who wants Islamic terrorists to rule the World. Works every time.

 

[Shylock]

HEy guys, its me again, and Im running for a student body position again!

Again you say? Well for some, who remember my brutal defeat last year, well agree with me, that instead of running for President, I am running for Secretary.

Now, I have no Idea how to write a speech for this. Any ideas at all will be appreciated.

What the hell for? What does a School president do besides lead the annoying clique of student government?

We get to skip class, and we go to london for a few da

Oh I see, everyone should waste their time so you can get a few perks? I take back everything I said, it is wonderful training for being a politician.

Real advice: Get a hobby, pick up playing guitar or something. Most people will either not care who you are or think you are pompous git. I've seen my student government at "work". Like regular government only without guns to enforce their will. Above all: Useless.

 

[cubsfan6506]

Tell them you'll legalize marijauna.

 

[AL_DA_GREAT]

You want to become school secratary!!! Last year someone nominated me for a similar post and I wone with 37% even though I activly campaigned against myself.

 

[bathsheba666]

Just tell the kids that the other candidate is a Liberal who wants Islamic terrorists to rule the World. Works every time.

He's based in the UK. This tactic would misfire spectacularly.