historical badasses

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hi. I just read this on tvtropes(a dangerous place to get sucked into on the intertubes) this is about badasses in ww2 and I believe this man takes the cake.

from tvtropes:

Jack Churchill. His more notable exploits include capturing an entire village by ambushing the sentries with his claymore, escaping execution after his capture by claiming to be a relative of Winston's and escaping from Sachsenhausen concentration camp with one of the men who inspired The Great Escape.

now tvtropes is ordered such that the contributers make comments after the initial text much like a internet forum.

Response to the above:

You have to figure that any 20th century soldier who carries a broadsword into combat, and then justifies it by saying "any officer who goes into action without his sword is improperly dressed" is going to have a career filled with Crowning Moments Of Awesome.

yes this is about crowning moments of awesome in real life. In response to this some made this response, which made me laugh out loud:

He also remains the only soldier in WW 2 to have successfully killed somebody with a longbow.

this simply baffles me, he lived on to go to one war after another after ww2 and ended up dying in 1996 in england.

obligatory wikilink: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Churchill
(I recommend you to look at the picture in the wiki where his group in landing on the beach.)

which mentions that he even complained about the americans coming into the war and ruining a perfectly good war which could have lasted 10 more years:crazyeye:

ok he might be insane but goddamn he makes John Mclane, John Rambo and "dutch" schaefer look like harmless children.

what other badasses have you read about?
 
This guy (warning: copious profanity!) has a whole website.

But beyond the random swearing and the obvious exaggerations (ie completely made up stuff) he sheds some light on some fascinating but otherwise doomed-to-obscurity people and events.
 
Jack Churchill. His more notable exploits include capturing an entire village by ambushing the sentries with his claymore, escaping execution after his capture by claiming to be a relative of Winston's and escaping from Sachsenhausen concentration camp with one of the men who inspired The Great Escape.

Definitely would have made Winston proud to share the family name. That Sachsenhausen was not a nice place.

This guy (warning: copious profanity!) has a whole website.

That Hannah Duston sounds like my kind of woman !

Here's a pretty interesting badass native Canadian. Worked as a commando behind the lines in WWII and Korea. Couldn't escape the alcohol trap though.Tommy Prince
 
Filed under WW2 badasses: Otto Skorzeny and Simo Hayha
The Russians had several badass snipers also.

This guy (warning: copious profanity!) has a whole website.

Their badass of the week this week is pretty heroic---Pilgrim woman gone wild.
 
This guy (warning: copious profanity!) has a whole website.

But beyond the random swearing and the obvious exaggerations (ie completely made up stuff) he sheds some light on some fascinating but otherwise doomed-to-obscurity people and events.
That website is fantastic, and so is Jack Churchill. Tommy Prince is good, but he can't compare to Jack. I'll let you know my favourite once I've read the list.
 
Too bad we can't recruit this guy to write our badass biographies - he's hilarious. These are educational stories that teenagers will listen to. He's already covered almost every general I have.
 
Except some of it isn't historical. I mean he's got Conan of Cimmeria. :/
 
Yeah I know - along with Optimus prime, but whatever. they're so ingrained into popular culture that a thousand years from now no archaeologist will know the difference.
 
Except some of it isn't historical. I mean he's got Conan of Cimmeria. :/
Detective John McClane isn't historical? :confused:

Yeah, some of it isn't historical. But if you don't know the the Red Baron didn't really shoot laser-beams out of his eyes, you're an idiot.

I'm still reading the list. The 300 Spartans write-up was awesome, as was Alcibiades. Hell, most of them are awesome. The Sword of Islam is up there for me at the moment though.

EDIT: Triple cross-post!
 
Standartenfuhrer der SS Fritz Klingenberg.

Don't let the association fool you, this man was pure badarsery.

Captured Belgrade with six other soldiers
 
Don't forget this tank man:

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Garibaldi. The guy was such a bad ass.
 
Garibaldi. The guy was such a bad ass.

Yeah, and this cements it:

At the outbreak of the American Civil War (in 1861), Garibaldi volunteered his services to President Abraham Lincoln and was offered command of the northern forces. "Garibaldi was ready to accept Lincoln's 1862 offer but on one condition, said Mr Petacco: that the war's objective be declared as the abolition of slavery. But at that stage Lincoln was unwilling to make such a statement lest he worsen an agricultural crisis."[6]
 
I quite like Major Digby Tatham-Warter who carried an umbrella during the fighting at Arnhem Bridge. When asked why he replied that he could never remember the password, and he knew that any British sentry seeing him would realise that only an Englishman would be so damned foolish as to go into battle with an umbrella! :lol:

The tales of his exploits at the bridge (and elsewhere) are in the following link:

http://www.pegasusarchive.org/arnhem/tatham_warter.htm

privatehudson
The Ultimate Badass

Thanks :goodjob:

(sorry mods, I'll get back to normal posting now)
 
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